Izadora
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She/her || 32 || Bivocado on Twitter ll "Be gay, do crime, charge phone, eat hot chip."
lololololololololol.
NEW: The organization that accredits the U.S. Air Force Academy is examining the institution’s academic programs after multiple civilian faculty members resigned, retired or were fired, leading alumni to question decisions being made by the campus’ superintendent and Pete Hegseth.
Air Force Academy’s accreditation under review after cuts to civilian faculty
Concerned alumni and former faculty told The Denver Post they believe the academy is losing too many civilian Ph.D.-level instructors without the ability to replace them with qualified military mem…
trib.al
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
lololololololololol.
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this is why I think the admin spending all week yelling about a “hate America” rally was stupid
anyone who tunes in gets to see funny signs, joyful crowds and shit like “an enormous constitution being carried to the White House”
this is a crowd that loves America and wants it to be better
anyone who tunes in gets to see funny signs, joyful crowds and shit like “an enormous constitution being carried to the White House”
this is a crowd that loves America and wants it to be better
Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.
October 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
this is why I think the admin spending all week yelling about a “hate America” rally was stupid
anyone who tunes in gets to see funny signs, joyful crowds and shit like “an enormous constitution being carried to the White House”
this is a crowd that loves America and wants it to be better
anyone who tunes in gets to see funny signs, joyful crowds and shit like “an enormous constitution being carried to the White House”
this is a crowd that loves America and wants it to be better
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It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.
October 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.
So boyfriend just got an electric bike and I love it for him because he's wanted one for a long time but right now it's annoying because I have to wait a lot longer for him to get home so we can hang out. Haha.
August 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
So boyfriend just got an electric bike and I love it for him because he's wanted one for a long time but right now it's annoying because I have to wait a lot longer for him to get home so we can hang out. Haha.
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🚨BREAKING: Cal State LA just moved classes online and let faculty work remotely, not for a storm, not for COVID, but because ICE is in the area.
Let that sink in, an entire university is treating immigration enforcement like a public health crisis.
Let that sink in, an entire university is treating immigration enforcement like a public health crisis.
July 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
🚨BREAKING: Cal State LA just moved classes online and let faculty work remotely, not for a storm, not for COVID, but because ICE is in the area.
Let that sink in, an entire university is treating immigration enforcement like a public health crisis.
Let that sink in, an entire university is treating immigration enforcement like a public health crisis.
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The president of the United States is threatening to strip the citizenship away from an American who says things he does not like.
And our media will invariably present this not as a major crisis, an impeachable offense that must lead to his immediate removal, but as “a spat” between Don & Rosie
And our media will invariably present this not as a major crisis, an impeachable offense that must lead to his immediate removal, but as “a spat” between Don & Rosie
July 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The president of the United States is threatening to strip the citizenship away from an American who says things he does not like.
And our media will invariably present this not as a major crisis, an impeachable offense that must lead to his immediate removal, but as “a spat” between Don & Rosie
And our media will invariably present this not as a major crisis, an impeachable offense that must lead to his immediate removal, but as “a spat” between Don & Rosie
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Federal regulators repeatedly granted appeals to remove Camp Mystic's buildings from their 100-year flood map, loosening oversight as the camp operated and expanded in a dangerous flood plain.
FEMA removed dozens of Camp Mystic buildings from 100-year flood map before expansion, records show
Federal regulators repeatedly granted appeals to remove Camp Mystic's buildings from their 100-year flood map, loosening oversight as the camp operated and expanded in a dangerous flood plain.
n.pr
July 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Federal regulators repeatedly granted appeals to remove Camp Mystic's buildings from their 100-year flood map, loosening oversight as the camp operated and expanded in a dangerous flood plain.
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Yup. I love this piece on how so many straight men are actually homoerotic and only truly love other men, they just unfortunately aren’t sexually attracted to them:
July 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Yup. I love this piece on how so many straight men are actually homoerotic and only truly love other men, they just unfortunately aren’t sexually attracted to them:
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haha you FOOL! my library LITERALLY has this. they have the adobe suite, sewing + embroidery machines, recording booths/software and instruments, 3D printers, cricut stuff, button makers… plus yknow. almost every library has libby, hoopla, etc. for digital media, which i can access through an app.
July 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
haha you FOOL! my library LITERALLY has this. they have the adobe suite, sewing + embroidery machines, recording booths/software and instruments, 3D printers, cricut stuff, button makers… plus yknow. almost every library has libby, hoopla, etc. for digital media, which i can access through an app.
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Epstein never dies is Shakespearean. 🧑🍳💋
Trump *really* doesn’t want to talk about Epstein
July 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Epstein never dies is Shakespearean. 🧑🍳💋
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Apparently there was a joke event in Peru where all the jockeys raced each other instead of their horses
July 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Apparently there was a joke event in Peru where all the jockeys raced each other instead of their horses
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I finally finally FINALLY watched Sinners and I'm so mad I didn't until now.
July 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I finally finally FINALLY watched Sinners and I'm so mad I didn't until now.
Went tubing today and a big rock absolutely SLAMMED into the top of my ass. It's beginning to huuuurt and I'm just laying in bed trying to distract myself.
July 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Went tubing today and a big rock absolutely SLAMMED into the top of my ass. It's beginning to huuuurt and I'm just laying in bed trying to distract myself.
We are so fucking fucked.
July 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
We are so fucking fucked.
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john fetterman resign bitch
John Fetterman when asked about timing of vote that will cost millions health care and food on the table, destroy industries and jobs:
"Oh my God, I just want to go home... I've missed our entire trip to to the beach."
It is noon on a Monday.
"Oh my God, I just want to go home... I've missed our entire trip to to the beach."
It is noon on a Monday.
June 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
john fetterman resign bitch
I'm rereading Fourth Wing and I don't know, pals. I dunno if I can do IF again. I'm already so over the "I'm so mad this guy who told me constantly I don't know him didn't tell me this huge life altering state secret even though we've only been fucking for 3 months." Like come ON.
June 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I'm rereading Fourth Wing and I don't know, pals. I dunno if I can do IF again. I'm already so over the "I'm so mad this guy who told me constantly I don't know him didn't tell me this huge life altering state secret even though we've only been fucking for 3 months." Like come ON.
Doordashed food.
$25.
Get food.
Food is messed up.
DoorDash only refunds you $5.
Sitting there, still hungry, with a plate of food you can't eat.
Don't even want to get more food cos you already spent money on something you didn't get to fully eat or enjoy.
A scam.
$25.
Get food.
Food is messed up.
DoorDash only refunds you $5.
Sitting there, still hungry, with a plate of food you can't eat.
Don't even want to get more food cos you already spent money on something you didn't get to fully eat or enjoy.
A scam.
May 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Doordashed food.
$25.
Get food.
Food is messed up.
DoorDash only refunds you $5.
Sitting there, still hungry, with a plate of food you can't eat.
Don't even want to get more food cos you already spent money on something you didn't get to fully eat or enjoy.
A scam.
$25.
Get food.
Food is messed up.
DoorDash only refunds you $5.
Sitting there, still hungry, with a plate of food you can't eat.
Don't even want to get more food cos you already spent money on something you didn't get to fully eat or enjoy.
A scam.
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quintessentially american, for us to kill the pope and replace him with one of our own guys
May 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
quintessentially american, for us to kill the pope and replace him with one of our own guys
Reaaaal weird that the new Pope is the first American to ever hold the office considering *gestures everywhere*
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Reaaaal weird that the new Pope is the first American to ever hold the office considering *gestures everywhere*
Supposed to be packing today so I'm gonna take a little walk to get coffee and then start.
May 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Supposed to be packing today so I'm gonna take a little walk to get coffee and then start.
Books don't always need to be super long. Sometimes editors need to be more firm on that.
May 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Books don't always need to be super long. Sometimes editors need to be more firm on that.
The Social Secretary is one of my favorite people on The Residence so far. She's hilarious.
April 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The Social Secretary is one of my favorite people on The Residence so far. She's hilarious.
I don't think I have earbuds for work today rip
March 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I don't think I have earbuds for work today rip