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@biteablepet.bsky.social
early 30s thing. a creature. it/its
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@biteablepet.bsky.social
· Jul 16
the moral arc of the universe is so much longer than previously advertised
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the moral arc of the universe is so much longer than previously advertised
July 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
the moral arc of the universe is so much longer than previously advertised
💭 if vaccines actually caused autism you would see so many game companies donating to medical research
December 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
💭 if vaccines actually caused autism you would see so many game companies donating to medical research
she wants to start lactating herself now :3
after a series of events i wound up sitting on top of her and milked myself into her mouth as i watched her brain chemistry getting permanently altered
October 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
she wants to start lactating herself now :3
why does adderall make me so damn horny lmao
October 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
why does adderall make me so damn horny lmao
i need to lose two feet of height and have 100% of that mass go into my tits
October 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
i need to lose two feet of height and have 100% of that mass go into my tits
met a girl at the bar on friday and watched her put on a muzzle, then immediately asked her “so how do you feel about mecha?”
October 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
met a girl at the bar on friday and watched her put on a muzzle, then immediately asked her “so how do you feel about mecha?”
been writing a vulkan renderer in rust lately
using rust professionally i’m very confident in that but it’s my first time using a low level graphics api
i’ve gotten a triangle on the screen and rotating so i’m basically amazing
next up is displaying a mesh, so i’ve gotta figure out bindless stuff
using rust professionally i’m very confident in that but it’s my first time using a low level graphics api
i’ve gotten a triangle on the screen and rotating so i’m basically amazing
next up is displaying a mesh, so i’ve gotta figure out bindless stuff
October 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
been writing a vulkan renderer in rust lately
using rust professionally i’m very confident in that but it’s my first time using a low level graphics api
i’ve gotten a triangle on the screen and rotating so i’m basically amazing
next up is displaying a mesh, so i’ve gotta figure out bindless stuff
using rust professionally i’m very confident in that but it’s my first time using a low level graphics api
i’ve gotten a triangle on the screen and rotating so i’m basically amazing
next up is displaying a mesh, so i’ve gotta figure out bindless stuff
(my last post) not like that!!!
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October 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
(my last post) not like that!!!
is it so much to ask that if i ask the woman i slept with last night if i looked hot at the gym she could not
1. tell me another woman was way hotter because she had her hair up and i didn't (i did in fact have my hair up)
2. riff on *Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room)* for three lines while laughing
1. tell me another woman was way hotter because she had her hair up and i didn't (i did in fact have my hair up)
2. riff on *Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room)* for three lines while laughing
October 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
is it so much to ask that if i ask the woman i slept with last night if i looked hot at the gym she could not
1. tell me another woman was way hotter because she had her hair up and i didn't (i did in fact have my hair up)
2. riff on *Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room)* for three lines while laughing
1. tell me another woman was way hotter because she had her hair up and i didn't (i did in fact have my hair up)
2. riff on *Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room)* for three lines while laughing
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something
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happen to you
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October 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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i wish my brain was functional even like 30% of days lately
October 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
i wish my brain was functional even like 30% of days lately
made pot pies last night they were so damn good
October 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
made pot pies last night they were so damn good
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upset tummy disease
October 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
upset tummy disease
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feel like i’m going to trip and break into my constituent legos
October 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
feel like i’m going to trip and break into my constituent legos
constantly testing the boundary of “how thin of a shirt can i wear and still have people consider me clothed”
September 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
constantly testing the boundary of “how thin of a shirt can i wear and still have people consider me clothed”
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seeing all these recent npm supply chain attacks get “mitigated” by delaying the install of new packages makes me think future npm worms will have much more time to work their way into the ecosystem
September 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
seeing all these recent npm supply chain attacks get “mitigated” by delaying the install of new packages makes me think future npm worms will have much more time to work their way into the ecosystem
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September 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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halloween RUINED by my unfuckable pumpkin
October 26, 2024 at 12:17 AM
halloween RUINED by my unfuckable pumpkin
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muzzles are out. put the cone of shame on your pilot to stop the biting
September 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
muzzles are out. put the cone of shame on your pilot to stop the biting
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