Valerie the Valkyrie
@bitchyvalkyrie.bsky.social
She/Her #BLM #M4A #GND #Unionize GenX. Leftist. Anarchist. Atheist. Feminist. Introvert. Reader. Knitter. Gamer. Fuck this. Fuck 12. Fuck you. Fuck off. Namaste.
constantly between the states of:
“Jesus Christ, how’s it already so late??!!”
&
“Fuck, it’s already time to wake up??!!”
“Jesus Christ, how’s it already so late??!!”
&
“Fuck, it’s already time to wake up??!!”
September 7, 2023 at 5:38 AM
constantly between the states of:
“Jesus Christ, how’s it already so late??!!”
&
“Fuck, it’s already time to wake up??!!”
“Jesus Christ, how’s it already so late??!!”
&
“Fuck, it’s already time to wake up??!!”
Forget about your pumpkin spice. It’s Hocus Pocus time of the year. Get in, bitches, we’re going to run amuck (amuckamuckamuck)
September 3, 2023 at 5:37 AM
Forget about your pumpkin spice. It’s Hocus Pocus time of the year. Get in, bitches, we’re going to run amuck (amuckamuckamuck)
“This is the story of ____. You can read along with me in your book. You will know it is time to turn the page when you hear the chimes ring like this… 🎵🎶🎵. Let’s begin now.”
Is how I learned to read between ages 3-4. #HeadphonesOn #World Off #GenX #BoomerParentsMadeMeBootstrapMyChildhood
Is how I learned to read between ages 3-4. #HeadphonesOn #World Off #GenX #BoomerParentsMadeMeBootstrapMyChildhood
September 2, 2023 at 4:06 AM
“This is the story of ____. You can read along with me in your book. You will know it is time to turn the page when you hear the chimes ring like this… 🎵🎶🎵. Let’s begin now.”
Is how I learned to read between ages 3-4. #HeadphonesOn #World Off #GenX #BoomerParentsMadeMeBootstrapMyChildhood
Is how I learned to read between ages 3-4. #HeadphonesOn #World Off #GenX #BoomerParentsMadeMeBootstrapMyChildhood
Holy moley this is a cute lil birb
Your timeline has been blessed by the raven of Friday Fortune, wishing for you the best of weekends.
September 2, 2023 at 2:49 AM
Holy moley this is a cute lil birb
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Who's up for a squid face? One of the main reasons I love night dives: encountering curious cephalopods! Wish you could see the moving color patterns. Nothing like encountering alien intelligence. :) Sepioteuthis lessoniana, off Makena Landing, Maui HI #Invertefest
September 1, 2023 at 6:16 PM
Who's up for a squid face? One of the main reasons I love night dives: encountering curious cephalopods! Wish you could see the moving color patterns. Nothing like encountering alien intelligence. :) Sepioteuthis lessoniana, off Makena Landing, Maui HI #Invertefest
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I hear it's #InverteFest? How about a lovely Harlequin shrimp (Hymenocera picta)? Beautiful little delicate flower-like crustaceans ....unless you're a sea star. If you are a sea star, they are murderous torturers that will eat you alive and then wait while you regrow limbs. (No, really!) 📷🌿🐙🦑
August 29, 2023 at 6:49 PM
I hear it's #InverteFest? How about a lovely Harlequin shrimp (Hymenocera picta)? Beautiful little delicate flower-like crustaceans ....unless you're a sea star. If you are a sea star, they are murderous torturers that will eat you alive and then wait while you regrow limbs. (No, really!) 📷🌿🐙🦑
Today marks the first day of my favorite 3 months of the year.
September 2, 2023 at 2:23 AM
Today marks the first day of my favorite 3 months of the year.
Spoiled. Perfectly rotten.
September 1, 2023 at 5:55 PM
Spoiled. Perfectly rotten.
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Calm down chipotle fuck
September 1, 2023 at 12:46 AM
Calm down chipotle fuck
Look at the proboscis on this cutie!
Some skipper goodness from the local wildflower meadow today. Lots of these zippy butterflies are around this week.
Sachem (Atalopedes campestris) 🧪🌿 #invertefest
Sachem (Atalopedes campestris) 🧪🌿 #invertefest
September 1, 2023 at 4:32 AM
Look at the proboscis on this cutie!
Birdwatching.
August 30, 2023 at 7:31 PM
Birdwatching.
Don’t tell me to “smile” Anger is the only cardio I get.
August 30, 2023 at 1:42 AM
Don’t tell me to “smile” Anger is the only cardio I get.
The underlings my Little Luna bullies to no end.
August 29, 2023 at 12:26 AM
The underlings my Little Luna bullies to no end.
Little Luna Needleteeth. First of her name. House of the Tiniest Werewolves. Queen of the Bitches. Ruler of Pit Bulls. Sleeper at the Head of the Bed. “We do not bark, we bite.”
August 28, 2023 at 4:28 AM
Little Luna Needleteeth. First of her name. House of the Tiniest Werewolves. Queen of the Bitches. Ruler of Pit Bulls. Sleeper at the Head of the Bed. “We do not bark, we bite.”
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Heart of a blue whale. How does it know when it's big enough? There's no gene for that. 🧪
August 26, 2023 at 1:05 AM
Heart of a blue whale. How does it know when it's big enough? There's no gene for that. 🧪
Aww. It’s so kyoot
Another funky buffalo treehopper we found in Colombia. It looks really similar to the Ant-mimicking Treehopper we found earlier in the trip. Maybe the same genus (Cyphonia sp.)? 🧪🌿 #invertebrate
Tatamà National Park, Colombia
Tatamà National Park, Colombia
August 27, 2023 at 2:12 AM
Aww. It’s so kyoot
Whomever is responsible for cooking dinner tonight — I’d like some chocolate pudding & some curly fries & maybe like some Swedish Turkey meatballs with a ginger ale. — I brought my own scotch, thanks.
August 26, 2023 at 2:33 AM
Whomever is responsible for cooking dinner tonight — I’d like some chocolate pudding & some curly fries & maybe like some Swedish Turkey meatballs with a ginger ale. — I brought my own scotch, thanks.
My Lil Bagel Bite, Boothie the Toothie pibble mix. aka Booth. aka My Goodest Boi. aka My Lil Potato Chip. aka My Lil Smooshie Pup. Behold his innocence and splendor.
August 25, 2023 at 2:57 AM
My Lil Bagel Bite, Boothie the Toothie pibble mix. aka Booth. aka My Goodest Boi. aka My Lil Potato Chip. aka My Lil Smooshie Pup. Behold his innocence and splendor.
Cats are so weird, like bro, why are you running up onto the toilet and blocking me from taking a leak EVERY time I go to the bathroom?
August 22, 2023 at 3:10 PM
Cats are so weird, like bro, why are you running up onto the toilet and blocking me from taking a leak EVERY time I go to the bathroom?
Welp, I’ve made the move from Tw*tter. Time to try to reassemble the brain-bleeding time-suck that took 13 years to perfect.
August 19, 2023 at 4:17 AM
Welp, I’ve made the move from Tw*tter. Time to try to reassemble the brain-bleeding time-suck that took 13 years to perfect.