it's... beautiful

an atheist who spends A LOT of time thinking about the antichrist?

oh absolutely, i am definitely a person into super saturated/bright colors and i love contrast (the living room adjoining the dining room is a lovely deep blue/teal, color theory ftw) so i am an agent's nightmare

PAINTING ISN'T THAT HARD

my dining room is a retina searing vermillion and i can HEAR my friend/real estate agent shrieking every time i look at it

it's italian-american and it is delicious as fuck, i promise, marcella hazan won't steer you wrong

i DID my time trying to fix shit here, y'all. IT ISN'T WORKING.

so i'm looking to cut my losses and move somewhere where the state doesn't actively want me dead and will provide SOMETHING in return for the taxes i fucking pay, you know?

and some dickhead from a coast wants to tell me *i'm* the problem? disrespectfully: fuck the entire way off

"make the dfl suck less" MY SIBLING IN CHRIST, i *intentionally* bought property in a state that actively wants to jail (if not execute) me and has since i was a teenager

20 (twenty) years of intentional, conscious dem/dfl/dsa/independent organizing has given me precisely bupkes

lmao the dfl will never change, signed a leftist born and living in north dakota (arguably the most socialist state currently in the nation; we have a state-owned flour mill and a state-owned bank and haven't federally elected a democrat since i was in college)

in my neck of the woods it's more common to hear about people using onions for this instead of potatoes, and every time i hear someone talking about how foolproof it is i want to die

please tell him i love him and he is a handsome boy

one of my favorite things to do is call heterochromia either hetero- or homophobia