rosemary's nepo baby
@birdgehrl.bsky.social
red-to-blue state abortionista • sociolinguistics of cult/hcg identity researcher • ~certified~ beertender • occasional actor • 36, antifa, uff da, adhd et al., terminally online, 1312, 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈, opinions my own
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i'm not like you other girls, i don't show up to work with my meds already taken
what is a meat pie but a hot dish in a crust?
What about pies with meat in them
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
what is a meat pie but a hot dish in a crust?
pistachio cheesecake brownies at the good coffeeshop downtown, h e l l y e a h
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
pistachio cheesecake brownies at the good coffeeshop downtown, h e l l y e a h
it is my birthday and i deserve a large slice of very rare prime rib and a bourbon, thank you in advance
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
it is my birthday and i deserve a large slice of very rare prime rib and a bourbon, thank you in advance
that guardian piece about those freebirthing freaks is some A+ journalism and is going to haunt me in the dark of night, uff da
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
that guardian piece about those freebirthing freaks is some A+ journalism and is going to haunt me in the dark of night, uff da
is part ii out yet, or...??
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
is part ii out yet, or...??
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having the kind of night at the bar where it's been dead as fuck since i opened but i know that if i try to get a head start on cleaning it will cause a minimum party of 4 walking in five minutes before i close the taps each asking for a flight
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
having the kind of night at the bar where it's been dead as fuck since i opened but i know that if i try to get a head start on cleaning it will cause a minimum party of 4 walking in five minutes before i close the taps each asking for a flight
sick to death of people who have never been on the ground in flyover country trying to tell those of us stuck in republican shitholes how to fix our problems like we've never fucking considered any of the things they suggest
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
sick to death of people who have never been on the ground in flyover country trying to tell those of us stuck in republican shitholes how to fix our problems like we've never fucking considered any of the things they suggest
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to be fair, I bet "I'd take a bullet for you" hits different when it comes from a Kennedy
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
to be fair, I bet "I'd take a bullet for you" hits different when it comes from a Kennedy
look i know i'm no real genius but i am actually fairly confident that i am smarter than chuckie schumer
I think there are things living in pots on my window sill that need regular watering that are smarter then Chuck Schumer.
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
look i know i'm no real genius but i am actually fairly confident that i am smarter than chuckie schumer
home (ugh) and back on my kitchen bullshit with some scalloped potato realnesssssss
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
home (ugh) and back on my kitchen bullshit with some scalloped potato realnesssssss
met a sphynx cat in buffalo plaid jammies named aegon the conqueror at the farmer's market
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
met a sphynx cat in buffalo plaid jammies named aegon the conqueror at the farmer's market
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this is the most informative label on Bluesky, mufo-gossipy division
November 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
this is the most informative label on Bluesky, mufo-gossipy division
i don't WANT to go back to north dakota
November 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
i don't WANT to go back to north dakota
treated myself to a nice new kitchen knife, a 7" damascus steel kiritsuke
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
treated myself to a nice new kitchen knife, a 7" damascus steel kiritsuke
this place is amazing: reggae-loving santa clauses driving ubers, cheap weed everywhere, amazing food carts all over, beautiful buildings, vibrant street art, friendly and welcoming people.
going home is gonna suck (except for seeing the cats again, i do miss them terribly)
going home is gonna suck (except for seeing the cats again, i do miss them terribly)
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
this place is amazing: reggae-loving santa clauses driving ubers, cheap weed everywhere, amazing food carts all over, beautiful buildings, vibrant street art, friendly and welcoming people.
going home is gonna suck (except for seeing the cats again, i do miss them terribly)
going home is gonna suck (except for seeing the cats again, i do miss them terribly)
my kingdom for genuine leather goth boots with actual tread for functional use IN MY SIZE
November 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
my kingdom for genuine leather goth boots with actual tread for functional use IN MY SIZE
last night after the concert we went to a dive and it was pretty chill, but i was getting a headache (didn't caffeinate properly yesterday, rookie mistake) and went back to my rental
santa claus was the uber driver, he was bopping some reggae
THEN MY FRIEND TEXTS ME THAT THE KEYBOARDIST IS THERE
santa claus was the uber driver, he was bopping some reggae
THEN MY FRIEND TEXTS ME THAT THE KEYBOARDIST IS THERE
November 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
last night after the concert we went to a dive and it was pretty chill, but i was getting a headache (didn't caffeinate properly yesterday, rookie mistake) and went back to my rental
santa claus was the uber driver, he was bopping some reggae
THEN MY FRIEND TEXTS ME THAT THE KEYBOARDIST IS THERE
santa claus was the uber driver, he was bopping some reggae
THEN MY FRIEND TEXTS ME THAT THE KEYBOARDIST IS THERE
seeing my favorite band of all time in about half an hour with a full symphony orchestra and i feel like my heart is about to explode with emotion
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
seeing my favorite band of all time in about half an hour with a full symphony orchestra and i feel like my heart is about to explode with emotion
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Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I will see you in Valhalla. 🫡
Duane Roberts, Inventor of the Frozen Burrito, Dead at 88
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2363023/duane-roberts-inventor-of-the-frozen-burrito-dead-at-88/
Duane Roberts Billionaire Who Invented Frozen Burrito Dead at 88 Published November 2, 2025 9:51 AM PST Duane Roberts — the billionaire …
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2363023/duane-roberts-inventor-of-the-frozen-burrito-dead-at-88/
Duane Roberts Billionaire Who Invented Frozen Burrito Dead at 88 Published November 2, 2025 9:51 AM PST Duane Roberts — the billionaire …
Duane Roberts, Inventor of the Frozen Burrito, Dead at 88 - Dining and Cooking
Duane Roberts -- the billionaire businessman credited with inventing the frozen burrito -- has died ... TMZ has learned.
www.diningandcooking.com
November 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I will see you in Valhalla. 🫡
found an adorable, cheap dive bar with DELICIOUS bar food and a dispensary 500 feet away a block from my rental and why do i ever leave the pnw, i should just fucking stay
November 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
found an adorable, cheap dive bar with DELICIOUS bar food and a dispensary 500 feet away a block from my rental and why do i ever leave the pnw, i should just fucking stay
PORTLAND I AM IN YOUUUUUUU
November 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
PORTLAND I AM IN YOUUUUUUU
wearing jeans and a baseball hat for my halloween costume at work and all of my coworkers haven't recognized me while i'm in actual pants instead of my usual tights + tennis skort lmao
anyway wow i forgot how much i hate wearing jeans, and the most appropriate pair for the costume is WAY too big
anyway wow i forgot how much i hate wearing jeans, and the most appropriate pair for the costume is WAY too big
October 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
wearing jeans and a baseball hat for my halloween costume at work and all of my coworkers haven't recognized me while i'm in actual pants instead of my usual tights + tennis skort lmao
anyway wow i forgot how much i hate wearing jeans, and the most appropriate pair for the costume is WAY too big
anyway wow i forgot how much i hate wearing jeans, and the most appropriate pair for the costume is WAY too big
thought they always said they couldn't unmake him a prince, that's pretty wild
October 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
thought they always said they couldn't unmake him a prince, that's pretty wild
god i cannot WAIT to be in portlanddddddd
October 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
god i cannot WAIT to be in portlanddddddd