rosemary's nepo baby
@birdgehrl.bsky.social
red-to-blue state abortionista • sociolinguistics of cult/hcg identity researcher • ~certified~ beertender • occasional actor • 36, antifa, uff da, adhd et al., terminally online, 1312, 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈, opinions my own
my dining room is a retina searing vermillion and i can HEAR my friend/real estate agent shrieking every time i look at it
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
my dining room is a retina searing vermillion and i can HEAR my friend/real estate agent shrieking every time i look at it
home (ugh) and back on my kitchen bullshit with some scalloped potato realnesssssss
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
home (ugh) and back on my kitchen bullshit with some scalloped potato realnesssssss
treated myself to a nice new kitchen knife, a 7" damascus steel kiritsuke
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
treated myself to a nice new kitchen knife, a 7" damascus steel kiritsuke
cleaned up pretty well for the ghost show tonight
August 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
cleaned up pretty well for the ghost show tonight
i mean look at her, she's so cute and look at the ickle lemon bbs
July 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
i mean look at her, she's so cute and look at the ickle lemon bbs
look at my adorable son, carl sagan:
June 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
look at my adorable son, carl sagan:
crossbows are fun as fuck
June 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
crossbows are fun as fuck
my entire hand is gonna be purple and green, jesus christ
June 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
my entire hand is gonna be purple and green, jesus christ
i was trying to bet which color would open first, but yellow and deep purple decided to share the honor of the first iris bloom of the year
May 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
i was trying to bet which color would open first, but yellow and deep purple decided to share the honor of the first iris bloom of the year
excited to see this peruvian apple cactus bloom
May 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
excited to see this peruvian apple cactus bloom
this is a tradition older and more american than any of the RETVRN bullshit of the past 15+ years
April 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
this is a tradition older and more american than any of the RETVRN bullshit of the past 15+ years
had some pretty fun Drag for Men™️ aka wrestling at the brewery last night
March 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
had some pretty fun Drag for Men™️ aka wrestling at the brewery last night
✨absolutely tf not✨
January 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
✨absolutely tf not✨
look at my adorable children
L O O K
they're all in a cuddle pile 🥹
L O O K
they're all in a cuddle pile 🥹
January 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
look at my adorable children
L O O K
they're all in a cuddle pile 🥹
L O O K
they're all in a cuddle pile 🥹
i took this selfie in 2019 at an airbnb in denver because i was so into the wallpaper, lol
December 7, 2024 at 2:53 AM
i took this selfie in 2019 at an airbnb in denver because i was so into the wallpaper, lol
cleaned up halfways decent, i think
might try to grab a drink at the new tiki bar, might stick my head into the quasi-speakeasy
have to work tomorrow, won't be getting super wild
might try to grab a drink at the new tiki bar, might stick my head into the quasi-speakeasy
have to work tomorrow, won't be getting super wild
November 24, 2024 at 1:20 AM
cleaned up halfways decent, i think
might try to grab a drink at the new tiki bar, might stick my head into the quasi-speakeasy
have to work tomorrow, won't be getting super wild
might try to grab a drink at the new tiki bar, might stick my head into the quasi-speakeasy
have to work tomorrow, won't be getting super wild
oh, we doing #fishnetfriday? i mean okay
November 16, 2024 at 1:22 AM
oh, we doing #fishnetfriday? i mean okay
heads empty, not a single synapse between them
November 8, 2024 at 6:22 PM
heads empty, not a single synapse between them
sexy guy fieri: it begins
October 26, 2024 at 3:13 PM
sexy guy fieri: it begins
for your consideration: "the rosary for the unborn"
October 16, 2024 at 3:51 PM
for your consideration: "the rosary for the unborn"
an absolute lad, featuring his favorite of my socks and my daily sunscreen in soft focus because he's an asshole
October 10, 2024 at 2:30 AM
an absolute lad, featuring his favorite of my socks and my daily sunscreen in soft focus because he's an asshole