Abby Normal
@binkytoes.bsky.social
Welcome to Toe Talk. Not a kink (no judgment, tho). Upper middle-aged. Veteran. Caregiver. Mild Child. Comedy consumer. MBNay. 'The foundation of liberty is knowledge.' There are four lights. IDIC. 🖖🫎🐿️🥰🌎 Texan.💙 Zone 8b/9a. Smut reader.
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Has Tabasco gotten weaker or did Covid affect my tastebuds more profoundly than I'd thought?
Or am I just getting old 😂
Or am I just getting old 😂
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Has Tabasco gotten weaker or did Covid affect my tastebuds more profoundly than I'd thought?
Or am I just getting old 😂
Or am I just getting old 😂
for the
Stripper with a Nubbin
in your life
Stripper with a Nubbin
in your life
December 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
for the
Stripper with a Nubbin
in your life
Stripper with a Nubbin
in your life
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starbucks red shirt controversy
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
starbucks red shirt controversy
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File under "Things I want to say sometimes to colleagues."
Them: You're being very quiet.
Me: Yes, you should try it.
Them: You're being very quiet.
Me: Yes, you should try it.
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
File under "Things I want to say sometimes to colleagues."
Them: You're being very quiet.
Me: Yes, you should try it.
Them: You're being very quiet.
Me: Yes, you should try it.
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Good morning! It is officially December, which means that we are just over two weeks away from the start of Tripocalypse 2025, the traditional 1600-mile road trip to Canada for the Christmas holiday! And that means it's time to consult the most important map for determining where to stop each night:
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Good morning! It is officially December, which means that we are just over two weeks away from the start of Tripocalypse 2025, the traditional 1600-mile road trip to Canada for the Christmas holiday! And that means it's time to consult the most important map for determining where to stop each night:
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Someone will someday write a novel about the biggest fraudster/grifter/swindler in living history managing to haul himself into presidential office, and then making it his self-proclaimed mission to uncover and eliminate ...fraud.
Brooke Rollins has made a case for sweeping changes to food aid programs by claiming USDA has uncovered "massive fraud." But she and USDA haven't provided the underlying data or any evidence. n.pr/4paRygE
The agriculture secretary says SNAP changes are coming. Here's what we know
Brooke Rollins has made a case for sweeping changes to food aid programs by claiming USDA has uncovered "massive fraud." But she and USDA haven't provided the underlying data or any evidence.
n.pr
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Someone will someday write a novel about the biggest fraudster/grifter/swindler in living history managing to haul himself into presidential office, and then making it his self-proclaimed mission to uncover and eliminate ...fraud.
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This goes double for vegan Docs.
I’ve been out shoveling in my Docs, so I guess it’s time to repost this.
November 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This goes double for vegan Docs.
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Trying to imagine any other president... no... any other human being getting an MRI and pretending to not know what it was for.
Imagine a co-worker taking a sick day to get an MRI and coming in the next day and saying they had no idea what it was for. You'd never speak to that person again.
Imagine a co-worker taking a sick day to get an MRI and coming in the next day and saying they had no idea what it was for. You'd never speak to that person again.
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Trying to imagine any other president... no... any other human being getting an MRI and pretending to not know what it was for.
Imagine a co-worker taking a sick day to get an MRI and coming in the next day and saying they had no idea what it was for. You'd never speak to that person again.
Imagine a co-worker taking a sick day to get an MRI and coming in the next day and saying they had no idea what it was for. You'd never speak to that person again.
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🎶🎶 ‘Tis the season to unsubscribe! Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la.🎶🎶
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
🎶🎶 ‘Tis the season to unsubscribe! Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la.🎶🎶
Since Mom is still living elsewhere temporarily I had the pleasure of sleeping in a 65° house without anyone else complaining it's too cold.
I can't remember the last time I wore long PJ pants to bed at home. AND SOCKS!
So snuggly!
I can't remember the last time I wore long PJ pants to bed at home. AND SOCKS!
So snuggly!
December 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Since Mom is still living elsewhere temporarily I had the pleasure of sleeping in a 65° house without anyone else complaining it's too cold.
I can't remember the last time I wore long PJ pants to bed at home. AND SOCKS!
So snuggly!
I can't remember the last time I wore long PJ pants to bed at home. AND SOCKS!
So snuggly!
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You can call me Don Juan. As in I Don Juanna go to work tomorrow.
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
You can call me Don Juan. As in I Don Juanna go to work tomorrow.
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*Ejects you off the balcony*
December 1, 2025 at 9:46 AM
*Ejects you off the balcony*
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@binkytoes.bsky.social has swears! They've used 312 profanities in their last 5,827 posts.
🥇 "shit" (35 times)
🥈 "fuck" (34 times)
🥉 "fucking" (27 times)
🥇 "shit" (35 times)
🥈 "fuck" (34 times)
🥉 "fucking" (27 times)
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
@binkytoes.bsky.social has swears! They've used 312 profanities in their last 5,827 posts.
🥇 "shit" (35 times)
🥈 "fuck" (34 times)
🥉 "fucking" (27 times)
🥇 "shit" (35 times)
🥈 "fuck" (34 times)
🥉 "fucking" (27 times)
Did you know decaf coffee can also make you poop
How many times have I mentioned this since I learned it 3 weeks ago? 😂
I was shook
How many times have I mentioned this since I learned it 3 weeks ago? 😂
I was shook
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Did you know decaf coffee can also make you poop
How many times have I mentioned this since I learned it 3 weeks ago? 😂
I was shook
How many times have I mentioned this since I learned it 3 weeks ago? 😂
I was shook
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7 Big Tax Changes for 2026
What to know about the new deductions from the One Big Beautiful Bill
www.aarp.org
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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This year's edition of my Christmas Village. Featuring the Christmas Dinosaur, of course!
November 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This year's edition of my Christmas Village. Featuring the Christmas Dinosaur, of course!
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Sybil Pawlty do like her treat ball.
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Sybil Pawlty do like her treat ball.
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Someone has taught my niece to howl when she sees the Moon 😂😂😂
(It wasn't me.)
(It wasn't me.)
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Someone has taught my niece to howl when she sees the Moon 😂😂😂
(It wasn't me.)
(It wasn't me.)
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Least shocking headline this year
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Least shocking headline this year
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Sybil Pawlty also likes it when I put this toy in her tube.
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Sybil Pawlty also likes it when I put this toy in her tube.
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What those “Christians” forget is the bible verse “judge not lest you be judged.”
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
What those “Christians” forget is the bible verse “judge not lest you be judged.”
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For those of you on Threads…
Please check out my wonderful nephew. He’s a brilliant writer who is a little reluctant on the socials. I’d love for him to meet some reasons to stay on Threads. He’s on Insta too. Thank you!
Please check out my wonderful nephew. He’s a brilliant writer who is a little reluctant on the socials. I’d love for him to meet some reasons to stay on Threads. He’s on Insta too. Thank you!
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
For those of you on Threads…
Please check out my wonderful nephew. He’s a brilliant writer who is a little reluctant on the socials. I’d love for him to meet some reasons to stay on Threads. He’s on Insta too. Thank you!
Please check out my wonderful nephew. He’s a brilliant writer who is a little reluctant on the socials. I’d love for him to meet some reasons to stay on Threads. He’s on Insta too. Thank you!