Bindz
@bindz.bsky.social
I swear I was interesting at one point
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sobbing as mom makes me smoke a whole pack of baseball in one sitting
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
sobbing as mom makes me smoke a whole pack of baseball in one sitting
Having a Lana Del Rey summer already
May 31, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Having a Lana Del Rey summer already
(the horniest ive ever been) have a safe flight ✨
November 20, 2024 at 6:43 PM
(the horniest ive ever been) have a safe flight ✨
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everyone meet Sealine Dion
November 13, 2024 at 8:12 PM
everyone meet Sealine Dion
whatever dad I was on buzzfeed once
November 11, 2024 at 5:43 PM
whatever dad I was on buzzfeed once
the Benadryl entering my blood stream
July 12, 2023 at 1:21 AM
the Benadryl entering my blood stream
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the thing is when Bluesky isn’t working great, it only makes me like it more
July 7, 2023 at 5:12 AM
the thing is when Bluesky isn’t working great, it only makes me like it more
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this is still an all time fave twitter interaction of mine
July 5, 2023 at 7:58 PM
this is still an all time fave twitter interaction of mine
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Twitter is LAX and Blue Sky is the Burbank Airport.
Twitter is big, nothing seems to work, and everyone is angry, but sometimes there’s no avoiding it.
While Blue Sky is small, people are chill, and there isn’t that much yelling, (but there aren’t any Guy Fieri restaurants here yet).
Twitter is big, nothing seems to work, and everyone is angry, but sometimes there’s no avoiding it.
While Blue Sky is small, people are chill, and there isn’t that much yelling, (but there aren’t any Guy Fieri restaurants here yet).
July 3, 2023 at 4:51 PM
Twitter is LAX and Blue Sky is the Burbank Airport.
Twitter is big, nothing seems to work, and everyone is angry, but sometimes there’s no avoiding it.
While Blue Sky is small, people are chill, and there isn’t that much yelling, (but there aren’t any Guy Fieri restaurants here yet).
Twitter is big, nothing seems to work, and everyone is angry, but sometimes there’s no avoiding it.
While Blue Sky is small, people are chill, and there isn’t that much yelling, (but there aren’t any Guy Fieri restaurants here yet).
has anyone told Tom Cruise he just doesn’t have to run like that?
July 3, 2023 at 5:51 PM
has anyone told Tom Cruise he just doesn’t have to run like that?
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Looking for a man to steal my heart like it’s second base and he’s playing the dodgers.
July 2, 2023 at 2:54 AM
Looking for a man to steal my heart like it’s second base and he’s playing the dodgers.
calling out of work because I’ve exceeded my rate limit
July 1, 2023 at 7:54 PM
calling out of work because I’ve exceeded my rate limit
you call it canceling all plans and staying in I call it having a bottle episode
June 28, 2023 at 3:54 AM
you call it canceling all plans and staying in I call it having a bottle episode
if you held a gun to anyone’s head and asked them to explain a balk, zero people would survive
June 25, 2023 at 2:23 AM
if you held a gun to anyone’s head and asked them to explain a balk, zero people would survive
when I have to reap what I’ve sown
June 25, 2023 at 2:06 AM
when I have to reap what I’ve sown
why does James Cameron want to fuck the ocean so hard
June 23, 2023 at 5:46 AM
why does James Cameron want to fuck the ocean so hard
men will really become umps instead of going to therapy
June 21, 2023 at 2:56 AM
men will really become umps instead of going to therapy
watching the Dodgers has become a long journey to being convinced to join Scientology and celebrate at Morongo resorts
June 16, 2023 at 4:21 AM
watching the Dodgers has become a long journey to being convinced to join Scientology and celebrate at Morongo resorts
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now why are we bringing the titanic into this
June 11, 2023 at 8:53 PM
now why are we bringing the titanic into this
now why are we bringing the titanic into this
June 11, 2023 at 8:53 PM
now why are we bringing the titanic into this
jealous of New Yorkers who have something tangible to complain about right now
June 7, 2023 at 10:59 PM
jealous of New Yorkers who have something tangible to complain about right now