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Billie Jane
@billie-jane.bsky.social
Clockable transsexual serving homemade anti-folk. She/They
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Hello new folks!

I’m Billie Jane, a raging transsexual currently making music in Portland, OR.

If you like very lyrical anti-folk, you can hear just that on my first album “Blanket Fort For One” which is available on all platforms!

Cheers, babes! ♥️

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the guy sitting across from Peter Balkan:
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
y’all this year i am seeing Jack’s Mannequin on a bill with Illuminati Hotties and then (separately) The Mountain Goats twice, all in the span of 1 month i’m jazzed as heck
May 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
working in a healthcare setting reinforces my belief that circumcision should be outlawed in these united states puerto rico guam american samoa the virgin islands ugoslavia cambodia brazil australia turkey sweden anarctica maine and the rest of the fuckin planet jesus christ
May 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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"Stylistically ordinary, imaginatively derivative, and ethically rather mean-spirited" is perfect, made even more brutal by being a basically polite critique.

I want to follow JKR around whispering it to her like the guy who would say "remember thou art mortal" to Roman generals during triumphs.
Remember that time Ursula K. Leguin called JK Rowling a basic ass nasty bitch?
May 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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May 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
May 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I want to smoke cigarettes, I think this means I need to touch grass.
May 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Do transphobes really think that I would CHOOSE to piss this often????
May 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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gender critical? yeah baby I think gender SUCKS
May 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
An unfortunate reality of the summer goth is the inevitability of getting sunscreen on one’s black clothes.
April 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
A friend recommended eating overnight-soaked almonds to help with memory. Problem is, I keep forgetting to soak my almonds.
April 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
How are things going over here? Y’all need anything?
April 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Anybody else feel like throwing up and/or crying like a lot recently?
March 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I finished twin peaks the return today and genuinely, what the fuck?
March 9, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Eating salad is a cerebral experience.
March 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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reminder for those who haven’t yet been banned that airbnb sucks balls
February 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
These are two of my favorite people in the world ♥️
Big ups to my husband @daylonphillips.bsky.social this Valentine’s day. He’s funny and weird and nourishes my soul. I love him 💘

#valentines #husband #love #stinky
February 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Saying "it's not cool to use a slur" isn't censorship and it isn't fascism.

But, you know what is? The federal government doing "Ctrl-F and delete" of every mention of trans people on government sites.

If you think they're not trying to remove us from public life, you're not paying attention.
February 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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The first people targeted by fascist are always queer people, the disabled, and racial minorities. And it never stops there.
There has been a shift in the Trump team's language in their anti-DEI attacks. All of a sudden they started calling it "DEIA", with the A being "accessibility". If you don't think it's a coordinated effort to remove disabled people from every facet of life, well I have news for you.
17 states are suing to overturn section 504.

www.bazelon.org/wp-content/u...
February 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I bought a car today. This seems banal, but it feels like a big deal to me.
February 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I love doing a deep clean of my phone screen so that I have a fresh slate to smudge not 3 minutes later.
February 9, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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transgender is like crab rangoon
February 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
In the days to come, we will need to lean on the most important symbol of working class survival yet to be established: pancakes for breakfast
February 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM