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porto, kanye and portugal. in that order.
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If only this was yours too.
March 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
“ebola” in 2025 the world is so fucked its insane💔💔
February 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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January 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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From MAD Magazine, September 1969:
January 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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• Lost 8 of the last 11 matches.
• Only 1 win.
• Blew a 3-0 lead.
• Lost a derby in 2 minutes.
• The title is gone.
• Champions League at risk.
• No sleep.
• Mental state in ruins.
• Exhaustion. #Guardiola
December 16, 2024 at 10:26 AM
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Fiorentina midfielder Edoardo Bove is “awake and alert” and has spoken to his coach and team-mates following his collapse during Sunday’s abandoned Serie A match against Inter.

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Fiorentina’s Edoardo Bove ‘awake and alert’ after losing consciousness in abandoned Serie A match
Fiorentina midfielder Edoardo Bove is “awake and alert” and has spoken to his coach and team-mates following his collapse during Sunday’s abandoned Serie A match against Inter. Bove,...
www.nytimes.com
December 2, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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[smugly] the question is not whether the cup is half full or half empty, but rather whether it contains sufficient water to slake my thirst
November 27, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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Mum - "have you been using my lip stick again?"

4 year old Me -
November 27, 2024 at 10:06 AM
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i cannot physically enjoy anything more than city's current slump. its a Hater's Delight.
November 26, 2024 at 9:56 PM
November 27, 2024 at 1:27 PM
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This doesn't apply to 99% of you but please don't act like a Facebook dad on my feed 😐
November 27, 2024 at 10:19 AM
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Napped pretty much the entire day. 10/10 highly recommend
November 25, 2024 at 6:50 PM
new edit dropping soon on my d2 and i am music comps
November 23, 2024 at 8:16 PM
next time i see dat child pissing on trump wall art image im gonna crash out
ive seen it like 10-15 times since i joined ts
November 23, 2024 at 1:32 PM
i barely see any funny posts on here but when theyre funny theyre FUNNY😭
November 23, 2024 at 1:22 PM
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Scotland looks stiff this morning.
November 22, 2024 at 8:04 AM
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@notfcporto.bsky.social gonna be dormant for today - im really tired n allat so im not gonna post until late

all love 🫶
November 22, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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Hostilities between Israel and #Lebanon 🇱🇧 have taken a heavy toll on the healthcare system.

🔥 Health facilities.
‍🔥 Health workers.
‍🔥 Ambulances.
‍🔥 Delivery of health services & supplies.

bit.ly/3CGc1a1

#NotATarget
November 22, 2024 at 10:31 AM
@notfcporto.bsky.social gonna be dormant for today - im really tired n allat so im not gonna post until late

all love 🫶
November 22, 2024 at 4:48 PM
poo crave follow on bluesky im so back
November 20, 2024 at 11:35 PM
i was asleep for like 4 hrs😭😭😭 had to copy like 5 porto/lp tweets over now
November 19, 2024 at 8:38 PM
my data is so ass💔💔 took like 2-3 mins for that porto tweet to send💔💔
November 19, 2024 at 10:23 AM
i love makin covers for my comps sometimes
November 19, 2024 at 1:18 AM