Melody Jane
@bigtittygarfield.bsky.social
Newrotica Film-Maker
Not cunt enough (21+) ?
🫡🎶↪️ Scram
< Ze / Zer / Zerself >
> you'll fuck'em up anyway <
Feed an erotic artist?
PP: @meowrion
Not cunt enough (21+) ?
🫡🎶↪️ Scram
< Ze / Zer / Zerself >
> you'll fuck'em up anyway <
Feed an erotic artist?
PP: @meowrion
Pinned
as nervous hearts lie,
front-to-back,
in a synchopated flutter
of a silent pitter-patter.
I've given up holding on to
dreams as illusive as my
hands in the dark.
When I wake up
in your arms though;
...maybe my dreams
are holding on to me?
front-to-back,
in a synchopated flutter
of a silent pitter-patter.
I've given up holding on to
dreams as illusive as my
hands in the dark.
When I wake up
in your arms though;
...maybe my dreams
are holding on to me?
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sorry for being weird. this is my first time being alive
April 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
sorry for being weird. this is my first time being alive
busses are like cheese; why would I pay for them when they are free to take??
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
busses are like cheese; why would I pay for them when they are free to take??
havin' issues cropping this thumb nail 3:
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
havin' issues cropping this thumb nail 3:
meta is so sickening, it's hilarious.
clowning on people in a matrix article posted about Llily Wachowski with my new fave response...
clowning on people in a matrix article posted about Llily Wachowski with my new fave response...
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
meta is so sickening, it's hilarious.
clowning on people in a matrix article posted about Llily Wachowski with my new fave response...
clowning on people in a matrix article posted about Llily Wachowski with my new fave response...
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babes, you gotta listen to the new hour long set of high energy bangers my friend @4kitsake.bsky.social put together. perfect for partying or downing 5 energy drinks and getting pumped for the day. LFG ✨💪💜
m.soundcloud.com/kit-lynch-70...
m.soundcloud.com/kit-lynch-70...
GIRLY, SPARKLY AND OBNOXIOUS VOL.2
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December 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
babes, you gotta listen to the new hour long set of high energy bangers my friend @4kitsake.bsky.social put together. perfect for partying or downing 5 energy drinks and getting pumped for the day. LFG ✨💪💜
m.soundcloud.com/kit-lynch-70...
m.soundcloud.com/kit-lynch-70...
i fuckin' love talkin' with my wife <3
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i fuckin' love talkin' with my wife <3
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how can a boy be both fat and slim?
...this is the DJ's riddle.
...this is the DJ's riddle.
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
how can a boy be both fat and slim?
...this is the DJ's riddle.
...this is the DJ's riddle.
i hate when my love for the halfling's leaf clouds my mind
🤷🏻♀️😵💫🤷🏻♀️
🤷🏻♀️😵💫🤷🏻♀️
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
i hate when my love for the halfling's leaf clouds my mind
🤷🏻♀️😵💫🤷🏻♀️
🤷🏻♀️😵💫🤷🏻♀️
how can a boy be both fat and slim?
...this is the DJ's riddle.
...this is the DJ's riddle.
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
how can a boy be both fat and slim?
...this is the DJ's riddle.
...this is the DJ's riddle.
we all have that Uncle Boob that drops the most insane, distillated tears of wisdom between "the fart joke set"
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
we all have that Uncle Boob that drops the most insane, distillated tears of wisdom between "the fart joke set"
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me, furiously eating the ever-lovin' shit out of JK Rowling's asshole: hey joanne, is this what you were talking about when you said that shit about wizards shitting into portals?
J.K. Rowling: lmao, shut *uuuup!*
J.K. Rowling: lmao, shut *uuuup!*
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
me, furiously eating the ever-lovin' shit out of JK Rowling's asshole: hey joanne, is this what you were talking about when you said that shit about wizards shitting into portals?
J.K. Rowling: lmao, shut *uuuup!*
J.K. Rowling: lmao, shut *uuuup!*
everyone's head turned around to look at me as I crunched on corn chips when it all became clear; I bought the 7th Layer of Hell dip by accident...
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
everyone's head turned around to look at me as I crunched on corn chips when it all became clear; I bought the 7th Layer of Hell dip by accident...
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GUY WHO WAS BORN AT THE EXACT SAME TIME AS NELLY FURTADO AND IS ALSO NAMED NELLY FURTADO: Yeah our mothers had hospital beds right next to each other. The nurse walked in to ask "what will you name the baby?" They both looked at each other, smiled, and said "Nelly Furtado".
September 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
GUY WHO WAS BORN AT THE EXACT SAME TIME AS NELLY FURTADO AND IS ALSO NAMED NELLY FURTADO: Yeah our mothers had hospital beds right next to each other. The nurse walked in to ask "what will you name the baby?" They both looked at each other, smiled, and said "Nelly Furtado".
who called them false prophets, and not 'impastors'?
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
who called them false prophets, and not 'impastors'?
November 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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La pièce de résistance; c'est futile!
- the borguignon queen
- the borguignon queen
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
La pièce de résistance; c'est futile!
- the borguignon queen
- the borguignon queen
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Alex Franklin, Benny Feldman, Ryan Goodcase, James Esemu, Mike Rice, Brian Simpson, Billy Prinsell, Juno Men, Connor Doherty, Danika Lyle, Andrew Fisher, Tyler Horvath, Harrison Weinreb, Amber Born, Ahamed Weinberg, Livia Pierce. These are a couple of people who are funny, right now
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Alex Franklin, Benny Feldman, Ryan Goodcase, James Esemu, Mike Rice, Brian Simpson, Billy Prinsell, Juno Men, Connor Doherty, Danika Lyle, Andrew Fisher, Tyler Horvath, Harrison Weinreb, Amber Born, Ahamed Weinberg, Livia Pierce. These are a couple of people who are funny, right now
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"I'm sorry Marty, but the only thing that could possibly generate this amount of power is enough jet fuel to melt steel beams..."
"...say that again, Doc"
"...say that again, Doc"
August 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"I'm sorry Marty, but the only thing that could possibly generate this amount of power is enough jet fuel to melt steel beams..."
"...say that again, Doc"
"...say that again, Doc"
god, i need to get railed by a train full of sword lesbians *yesterday!*
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
god, i need to get railed by a train full of sword lesbians *yesterday!*
JOANNE K. ROWLING
CLAPPED A SQUEAKER
WHILE RIDING MY FACE,
NOW SHE'S CRYING
AND I'M DYING
OF [S]LAUGHTER
#HOGFART #LIFESTYLE
CLAPPED A SQUEAKER
WHILE RIDING MY FACE,
NOW SHE'S CRYING
AND I'M DYING
OF [S]LAUGHTER
#HOGFART #LIFESTYLE
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
JOANNE K. ROWLING
CLAPPED A SQUEAKER
WHILE RIDING MY FACE,
NOW SHE'S CRYING
AND I'M DYING
OF [S]LAUGHTER
#HOGFART #LIFESTYLE
CLAPPED A SQUEAKER
WHILE RIDING MY FACE,
NOW SHE'S CRYING
AND I'M DYING
OF [S]LAUGHTER
#HOGFART #LIFESTYLE
me, furiously eating the ever-lovin' shit out of JK Rowling's asshole: hey joanne, is this what you were talking about when you said that shit about wizards shitting into portals?
J.K. Rowling: lmao, shut *uuuup!*
J.K. Rowling: lmao, shut *uuuup!*
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
me, furiously eating the ever-lovin' shit out of JK Rowling's asshole: hey joanne, is this what you were talking about when you said that shit about wizards shitting into portals?
J.K. Rowling: lmao, shut *uuuup!*
J.K. Rowling: lmao, shut *uuuup!*
beavers are the fish that dogs and cats give birth to...
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
beavers are the fish that dogs and cats give birth to...
go ahead; treat you're bb girl to a triple-feature she'll never forget ;3
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
go ahead; treat you're bb girl to a triple-feature she'll never forget ;3
look at it,
just look at it !!!
LOOK AT IT,
JUST...REALLY, LOOK AT IT !!!
just look at it !!!
LOOK AT IT,
JUST...REALLY, LOOK AT IT !!!
Working on a bowl. Looks pretty nice for soft maple. Still need to lacquer the other side.
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
look at it,
just look at it !!!
LOOK AT IT,
JUST...REALLY, LOOK AT IT !!!
just look at it !!!
LOOK AT IT,
JUST...REALLY, LOOK AT IT !!!