Melody Jane
@bigtittygarfield.bsky.social
Newrotica Film-Maker
Not cunt enough (21+) ?
🫡🎶↪️ Scram
< Ze / Zer / Zerself >
> you'll fuck'em up anyway <
Feed an erotic artist?
PP: @meowrion
Not cunt enough (21+) ?
🫡🎶↪️ Scram
< Ze / Zer / Zerself >
> you'll fuck'em up anyway <
Feed an erotic artist?
PP: @meowrion
havin' issues cropping this thumb nail 3:
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
havin' issues cropping this thumb nail 3:
meta is so sickening, it's hilarious.
clowning on people in a matrix article posted about Llily Wachowski with my new fave response...
clowning on people in a matrix article posted about Llily Wachowski with my new fave response...
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
meta is so sickening, it's hilarious.
clowning on people in a matrix article posted about Llily Wachowski with my new fave response...
clowning on people in a matrix article posted about Llily Wachowski with my new fave response...
i fuckin' love talkin' with my wife <3
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i fuckin' love talkin' with my wife <3
go ahead; treat you're bb girl to a triple-feature she'll never forget ;3
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
go ahead; treat you're bb girl to a triple-feature she'll never forget ;3
made some a Hashy's Kiss for my friend <3
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
made some a Hashy's Kiss for my friend <3
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
drag king makeup answers the unexpectedly humorous question; what if my dad was prettier 😵💫 ?
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
drag king makeup answers the unexpectedly humorous question; what if my dad was prettier 😵💫 ?
i want to sell this shirt so I know who to maim in public...
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 AM
i want to sell this shirt so I know who to maim in public...
also, I was on so many drugs that I glitched this ankh...
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
also, I was on so many drugs that I glitched this ankh...
ghost deck: done ✅️
after beating black deck on gold stake, the decks since have been considerably easier, having stretched my strategy and synergy between cards.
after beating black deck on gold stake, the decks since have been considerably easier, having stretched my strategy and synergy between cards.
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
ghost deck: done ✅️
after beating black deck on gold stake, the decks since have been considerably easier, having stretched my strategy and synergy between cards.
after beating black deck on gold stake, the decks since have been considerably easier, having stretched my strategy and synergy between cards.
transitioning from pawn to queen
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
transitioning from pawn to queen
as nervous hearts lie,
front-to-back,
in a synchopated flutter
of a silent pitter-patter.
I've given up holding on to
dreams as illusive as my
hands in the dark.
When I wake up
in your arms though;
...maybe my dreams
are holding on to me?
front-to-back,
in a synchopated flutter
of a silent pitter-patter.
I've given up holding on to
dreams as illusive as my
hands in the dark.
When I wake up
in your arms though;
...maybe my dreams
are holding on to me?
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
as nervous hearts lie,
front-to-back,
in a synchopated flutter
of a silent pitter-patter.
I've given up holding on to
dreams as illusive as my
hands in the dark.
When I wake up
in your arms though;
...maybe my dreams
are holding on to me?
front-to-back,
in a synchopated flutter
of a silent pitter-patter.
I've given up holding on to
dreams as illusive as my
hands in the dark.
When I wake up
in your arms though;
...maybe my dreams
are holding on to me?
you can't make jokes anymore because *CRIME* is *ILLEGAL*
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
you can't make jokes anymore because *CRIME* is *ILLEGAL*
i snickered through this whole thing...
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i snickered through this whole thing...
proud new owner of one...
November 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
proud new owner of one...
i have a zine in the making dedicated to the many beautiful cats I've loved...
...figured I ought to let you know :'3
...figured I ought to let you know :'3
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
i have a zine in the making dedicated to the many beautiful cats I've loved...
...figured I ought to let you know :'3
...figured I ought to let you know :'3
extry, extry;
dumb kitten shares "good vibes" to tiddy appreciators around the globe with a Saturday titty shake.
make a contriboobtion for kitty snacks if you like kitty titty.
think about that >;'3
dumb kitten shares "good vibes" to tiddy appreciators around the globe with a Saturday titty shake.
make a contriboobtion for kitty snacks if you like kitty titty.
think about that >;'3
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
extry, extry;
dumb kitten shares "good vibes" to tiddy appreciators around the globe with a Saturday titty shake.
make a contriboobtion for kitty snacks if you like kitty titty.
think about that >;'3
dumb kitten shares "good vibes" to tiddy appreciators around the globe with a Saturday titty shake.
make a contriboobtion for kitty snacks if you like kitty titty.
think about that >;'3
My halloween costume was "David Lynch as Dorothy in Wizard of Oz", however you incorrectly interpret that...
November 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My halloween costume was "David Lynch as Dorothy in Wizard of Oz", however you incorrectly interpret that...
Black deck, gold stake: fuck you, you fuckin' curr !!
October 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Black deck, gold stake: fuck you, you fuckin' curr !!
Do not talk to me and my children on this, the high holiday.
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Do not talk to me and my children on this, the high holiday.
A tiny squirrel /
Scared from the bowl /
With peanut butter offered /
On top of granola <3
Scared from the bowl /
With peanut butter offered /
On top of granola <3
October 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
A tiny squirrel /
Scared from the bowl /
With peanut butter offered /
On top of granola <3
Scared from the bowl /
With peanut butter offered /
On top of granola <3
mfw Bob Hoskins shows up to the orgy...
October 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
mfw Bob Hoskins shows up to the orgy...
Today's my birthday :3
![Peasant from Monty Python [Holy Grail] shouting "I'm 37, I'm not old."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:d66szkqghmfnkexl3lfssl6i/bafkreif4hxwk4fs2b6zkoq5m7modcha7cufiekiegissabx36wcue36nw4@jpeg)
October 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Today's my birthday :3