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Melody Jane
@bigtittygarfield.bsky.social
Newrotica Film-Maker

Not cunt enough (21+) ?
🫡🎶↪️ Scram

< Ze / Zer / Zerself >
> you'll fuck'em up anyway <

Feed an erotic artist?
PP: @meowrion
havin' issues cropping this thumb nail 3:
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
meta is so sickening, it's hilarious.

clowning on people in a matrix article posted about Llily Wachowski with my new fave response...
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
i fuckin' love talkin' with my wife <3
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
go ahead; treat you're bb girl to a triple-feature she'll never forget ;3
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
made some a Hashy's Kiss for my friend <3
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
to paraphrase @adactivity.bsky.social ...

i quit bsky
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
drag king makeup answers the unexpectedly humorous question; what if my dad was prettier 😵‍💫 ?
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
i want to sell this shirt so I know who to maim in public...
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 AM
also, I was on so many drugs that I glitched this ankh...
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
ghost deck: done ✅️

after beating black deck on gold stake, the decks since have been considerably easier, having stretched my strategy and synergy between cards.
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
transitioning from pawn to queen
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
as nervous hearts lie,
front-to-back,
in a synchopated flutter
of a silent pitter-patter.

I've given up holding on to
dreams as illusive as my
hands in the dark.

When I wake up
in your arms though;

...maybe my dreams
are holding on to me?
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
you can't make jokes anymore because *CRIME* is *ILLEGAL*
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
i snickered through this whole thing...
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
proud new owner of one...
November 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
i have a zine in the making dedicated to the many beautiful cats I've loved...

...figured I ought to let you know :'3
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
extry, extry;

dumb kitten shares "good vibes" to tiddy appreciators around the globe with a Saturday titty shake.

make a contriboobtion for kitty snacks if you like kitty titty.

think about that >;'3
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
;3
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
purity test;
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My halloween costume was "David Lynch as Dorothy in Wizard of Oz", however you incorrectly interpret that...
November 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Black deck, gold stake: fuck you, you fuckin' curr !!
October 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Do not talk to me and my children on this, the high holiday.
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
A tiny squirrel /
Scared from the bowl /
With peanut butter offered /
On top of granola <3
October 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
mfw Bob Hoskins shows up to the orgy...
October 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Today's my birthday :3
October 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM