Mz. Melody Jane
@bigtittygarfield.bsky.social
inventing new slurs to later reclaim...
Not cunt enough (21+) ?
🫡🎶↪️ Scram
< Ze / Zer / Zerself >
> you'll fuck'em up anyway <
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Not cunt enough (21+) ?
🫡🎶↪️ Scram
< Ze / Zer / Zerself >
> you'll fuck'em up anyway <
art for 💰 - https://melodyjaneart.itch.io/
art for 🎵 - https://archive.org/details/@melody_jane_s_art
chat, I just literally uttered the phrase "this punk music is too loud", forcing me to recoginze*...
*dramatic recreation of me realizing I'm old now.
*dramatic recreation of me realizing I'm old now.
February 5, 2026 at 8:18 AM
chat, I just literally uttered the phrase "this punk music is too loud", forcing me to recoginze*...
*dramatic recreation of me realizing I'm old now.
*dramatic recreation of me realizing I'm old now.
ugh, his name
isn't 'mr hyde';
it's 'dr. jekyll's monster'
isn't 'mr hyde';
it's 'dr. jekyll's monster'
February 5, 2026 at 5:14 AM
ugh, his name
isn't 'mr hyde';
it's 'dr. jekyll's monster'
isn't 'mr hyde';
it's 'dr. jekyll's monster'
it is now illegal to
make fun of Dr.
Fraser Crane.
make fun of Dr.
Fraser Crane.
February 5, 2026 at 4:02 AM
it is now illegal to
make fun of Dr.
Fraser Crane.
make fun of Dr.
Fraser Crane.
i have *also* never invited Jerrfy Einstein *anywhere!*
a close up of a man 's face in front of a crowd .
Alt: sitting men in a crowd standing up one by one saying "I am Spartacus!"
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:48 PM
i have *also* never invited Jerrfy Einstein *anywhere!*
i'm, like, the autogynephilia of smelling my own pits all the time.
February 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
i'm, like, the autogynephilia of smelling my own pits all the time.
Reposted by Mz. Melody Jane
after a great experience with salami i'm curious to further explore the Deliverse
January 25, 2024 at 2:27 AM
after a great experience with salami i'm curious to further explore the Deliverse
"Goodbye Enemy Airship, the Landlord is Dead"
by Do, Make, Say, Think
by Do, Make, Say, Think
“Man and Wife, the Latter (Damaged Goods)” by Desaparecidos
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 10:27 AM
"Goodbye Enemy Airship, the Landlord is Dead"
by Do, Make, Say, Think
by Do, Make, Say, Think
16yo me: do we suck and fuck?
37yo me: so much suckin'n'fuckin'
16yo me: do we get good?
37yo: honestly, yes! people say your skills are top-notch, with glowing reviews
16yo me: do I get my heart broke?
37yo me: a million times, yes.
16yo me: is it worth it?
37yo me: ...a million times, yes.
37yo me: so much suckin'n'fuckin'
16yo me: do we get good?
37yo: honestly, yes! people say your skills are top-notch, with glowing reviews
16yo me: do I get my heart broke?
37yo me: a million times, yes.
16yo me: is it worth it?
37yo me: ...a million times, yes.
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 AM
16yo me: do we suck and fuck?
37yo me: so much suckin'n'fuckin'
16yo me: do we get good?
37yo: honestly, yes! people say your skills are top-notch, with glowing reviews
16yo me: do I get my heart broke?
37yo me: a million times, yes.
16yo me: is it worth it?
37yo me: ...a million times, yes.
37yo me: so much suckin'n'fuckin'
16yo me: do we get good?
37yo: honestly, yes! people say your skills are top-notch, with glowing reviews
16yo me: do I get my heart broke?
37yo me: a million times, yes.
16yo me: is it worth it?
37yo me: ...a million times, yes.
having name brand estrogen patches and putting on my full dose is making me thirsty to give head...
February 4, 2026 at 4:58 AM
having name brand estrogen patches and putting on my full dose is making me thirsty to give head...
Reposted by Mz. Melody Jane
February 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
February 4, 2026 at 1:14 AM
i may be a rizzled bitch with fat tits but at least i'm really annoying about it.
i may be a swagless bitch with small tits but at least i'm really annoying about it
February 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
i may be a rizzled bitch with fat tits but at least i'm really annoying about it.
i just sent an e-mail to the director of Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter pitching an article for the 25th anniversary of the film.
Wish me luck, gang!
Wish me luck, gang!
February 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
i just sent an e-mail to the director of Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter pitching an article for the 25th anniversary of the film.
Wish me luck, gang!
Wish me luck, gang!
my friend started a campaign to save our local queer bookstore, Cross + Crows and...
...the story was picked up by CBC radio, allowing a little lightning rod to the public about this delightful third place.
As Meesh highlights, this has been a sanctuary for our people.
www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...
...the story was picked up by CBC radio, allowing a little lightning rod to the public about this delightful third place.
As Meesh highlights, this has been a sanctuary for our people.
www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...
© CBC/Radio-Canada 2026. All rights reserved.
www.cbc.ca
February 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
my friend started a campaign to save our local queer bookstore, Cross + Crows and...
...the story was picked up by CBC radio, allowing a little lightning rod to the public about this delightful third place.
As Meesh highlights, this has been a sanctuary for our people.
www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...
...the story was picked up by CBC radio, allowing a little lightning rod to the public about this delightful third place.
As Meesh highlights, this has been a sanctuary for our people.
www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...
Reposted by Mz. Melody Jane
forged in street living,
seven months ago;
I am satisfied :3
seven months ago;
I am satisfied :3
February 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
forged in street living,
seven months ago;
I am satisfied :3
seven months ago;
I am satisfied :3
q: do you find my bird jokes most foul?
February 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
q: do you find my bird jokes most foul?
q: do you know the duck who honks out jokes at the crack of dawn?
February 3, 2026 at 8:43 PM
q: do you know the duck who honks out jokes at the crack of dawn?
q: did you hear about the late hen?
February 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
q: did you hear about the late hen?
q: how do crows sweeten their tea?
February 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM
q: how do crows sweeten their tea?
people ain't buttressing anymore..
February 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
people ain't buttressing anymore..
i hate when I
sneak around the
corner and...
...scarw myself 3':
sneak around the
corner and...
...scarw myself 3':
February 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
i hate when I
sneak around the
corner and...
...scarw myself 3':
sneak around the
corner and...
...scarw myself 3':
petitioning to start calling it the Trans-Manada Highway.
February 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
petitioning to start calling it the Trans-Manada Highway.
anyone know a trans dude named Herbert?
tryna mark off this bingo space....
tryna mark off this bingo space....
February 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
anyone know a trans dude named Herbert?
tryna mark off this bingo space....
tryna mark off this bingo space....
lead a workhorse to fecal water...
February 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
lead a workhorse to fecal water...