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Mz. Melody Jane
@bigtittygarfield.bsky.social
inventing new slurs to later reclaim...

Not cunt enough (21+) ?
🫡🎶↪️ Scram

< Ze / Zer / Zerself >
> you'll fuck'em up anyway <

art for 💰 - https://melodyjaneart.itch.io/

art for 🎵 - https://archive.org/details/@melody_jane_s_art
Pinned
new single;

a cross-cover
of Nirvana on
the accordion.

youtu.be/1kE5KbFtA8Q
DUMB // AS THEY COME
YouTube video by Melody Jane :3
youtu.be
chat, I just literally uttered the phrase "this punk music is too loud", forcing me to recoginze*...

*dramatic recreation of me realizing I'm old now.
February 5, 2026 at 8:18 AM
ugh, his name
isn't 'mr hyde';
it's 'dr. jekyll's monster'
February 5, 2026 at 5:14 AM
it is now illegal to
make fun of Dr.
Fraser Crane.
February 5, 2026 at 4:02 AM
i have *also* never invited Jerrfy Einstein *anywhere!*
a close up of a man 's face in front of a crowd .
Alt: sitting men in a crowd standing up one by one saying "I am Spartacus!"
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:48 PM
i'm, like, the autogynephilia of smelling my own pits all the time.
February 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Reposted by Mz. Melody Jane
after a great experience with salami i'm curious to further explore the Deliverse
January 25, 2024 at 2:27 AM
"Goodbye Enemy Airship, the Landlord is Dead"

by Do, Make, Say, Think
“Man and Wife, the Latter (Damaged Goods)” by Desaparecidos
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.

Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?

Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 10:27 AM
16yo me: do we suck and fuck?

37yo me: so much suckin'n'fuckin'

16yo me: do we get good?

37yo: honestly, yes! people say your skills are top-notch, with glowing reviews

16yo me: do I get my heart broke?

37yo me: a million times, yes.

16yo me: is it worth it?

37yo me: ...a million times, yes.
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 AM
having name brand estrogen patches and putting on my full dose is making me thirsty to give head...
February 4, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Reposted by Mz. Melody Jane
new single;

a cross-cover
of Nirvana on
the accordion.

youtu.be/1kE5KbFtA8Q
DUMB // AS THEY COME
YouTube video by Melody Jane :3
youtu.be
February 2, 2026 at 1:45 AM
February 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
who the hell is @bananastraightener.bsky.social?

and why are they insulting my titties?
February 4, 2026 at 1:14 AM
i may be a rizzled bitch with fat tits but at least i'm really annoying about it.
i may be a swagless bitch with small tits but at least i'm really annoying about it
February 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
i just sent an e-mail to the director of Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter pitching an article for the 25th anniversary of the film.

Wish me luck, gang!
February 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
my friend started a campaign to save our local queer bookstore, Cross + Crows and...

...the story was picked up by CBC radio, allowing a little lightning rod to the public about this delightful third place.

As Meesh highlights, this has been a sanctuary for our people.

www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...
© CBC/Radio-Canada 2026. All rights reserved.
www.cbc.ca
February 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Reposted by Mz. Melody Jane
forged in street living,
seven months ago;
I am satisfied :3
February 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
q: do you find my bird jokes most foul?
February 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
q: do you know the duck who honks out jokes at the crack of dawn?
February 3, 2026 at 8:43 PM
q: did you hear about the late hen?
February 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
q: how do crows sweeten their tea?
February 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM
people ain't buttressing anymore..
February 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
i hate when I
sneak around the
corner and...
...scarw myself 3':
February 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
petitioning to start calling it the Trans-Manada Highway.
February 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
anyone know a trans dude named Herbert?

tryna mark off this bingo space....
February 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
lead a workhorse to fecal water...
February 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM