Big They, Inc.
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We are Big They: Those Helping Enslave You! We are a numberless horde of sentient quasi-insectoids from Thanator. We hold humans in disdain. You think we're wrong? Then explain Trump.
It is a massive scandal--along with a whole bunch of other massive scandals.
#GVerse Karoline Leavitt just admitted coordination between #Shit4Brains, Tulsi Gabbard, and the FBI seizing Fulton County ballots... right after #ShitFace said he wants to "nationalize the voting."
If true, this is a massive scandal.
If true, this is a massive scandal.
February 4, 2026 at 12:27 AM
It is a massive scandal--along with a whole bunch of other massive scandals.
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Yes, the demand here in Minneapolis is not for total war against police, or for revolution. It is that ICE, which is ruining this city, leave immediately, so we can go back to our lives.
That’s the reason for the scale of the opposition and its unanimity. The problem is simple; so is the solution.
That’s the reason for the scale of the opposition and its unanimity. The problem is simple; so is the solution.
I think this post really exemplifies the liberal mindset.
The liberals see the evil actions of the state and want it to stop affecting them and their community.
They want to return to the days of regular police with judicial warrants disappearing these people, not the disappearing apparatus gone.
The liberals see the evil actions of the state and want it to stop affecting them and their community.
They want to return to the days of regular police with judicial warrants disappearing these people, not the disappearing apparatus gone.
This is an extremely clarifying comment: these people think that this is somehow their war and they’re mad that regular folks are fighting it. That’s not what’s happening. Minnesotans are rallying to ensure their neighbors can’t be stolen in secret. It’s not even ideological.
February 3, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Yes, the demand here in Minneapolis is not for total war against police, or for revolution. It is that ICE, which is ruining this city, leave immediately, so we can go back to our lives.
That’s the reason for the scale of the opposition and its unanimity. The problem is simple; so is the solution.
That’s the reason for the scale of the opposition and its unanimity. The problem is simple; so is the solution.
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ICE is now claiming it can arrest people without a warrant.
This comes after another internal memo asserting ICE agents can forcibly enter homes without a judicial warrant.
Hello? Democrats cannot let these blatantly unconstitutional actions continue. Not another penny for ICE.
This comes after another internal memo asserting ICE agents can forcibly enter homes without a judicial warrant.
Hello? Democrats cannot let these blatantly unconstitutional actions continue. Not another penny for ICE.
February 2, 2026 at 7:01 PM
ICE is now claiming it can arrest people without a warrant.
This comes after another internal memo asserting ICE agents can forcibly enter homes without a judicial warrant.
Hello? Democrats cannot let these blatantly unconstitutional actions continue. Not another penny for ICE.
This comes after another internal memo asserting ICE agents can forcibly enter homes without a judicial warrant.
Hello? Democrats cannot let these blatantly unconstitutional actions continue. Not another penny for ICE.
The most surprising information here is that Bill Maher was capable of making a joke.
So...
Trump sued Bill Maher (who has fallen on hard times as a comedian) over a joke.
Trump has moved to have comedians fired for making fun of him.
Trump has threatened to sue comedian Trevor Noah over a joke.
But also, MAGA: Liberals are snowflakes.
Trump sued Bill Maher (who has fallen on hard times as a comedian) over a joke.
Trump has moved to have comedians fired for making fun of him.
Trump has threatened to sue comedian Trevor Noah over a joke.
But also, MAGA: Liberals are snowflakes.
February 3, 2026 at 12:10 AM
The most surprising information here is that Bill Maher was capable of making a joke.
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Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
Well . . . yes . . . but you have to admit that you were all looking so sexy . . . so not shame, 'kay?
“They” have already come
February 2, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Well . . . yes . . . but you have to admit that you were all looking so sexy . . . so not shame, 'kay?
Hey, We're coming. But We have to dig out Our own place, first, 'kay?
“When are they coming to clear the roads ?”
I know you from up yonder and you used to people caring about your well being… so forth and so on
But “they” are not coming
I know you from up yonder and you used to people caring about your well being… so forth and so on
But “they” are not coming
February 2, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Hey, We're coming. But We have to dig out Our own place, first, 'kay?
Republicans are capable of learning something. You just need to use a big-enough stick. And apply it frequently.
Gimenez: "We've been warning the administration about the enforcement that's been going on. We thought there should've been a course correction a long time ago, and now I guess it's gonna be forced on us by the Democrats. We should've been focusing on criminals and gang members, not grandmothers."
February 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Republicans are capable of learning something. You just need to use a big-enough stick. And apply it frequently.
Eventually, you humans will be selling Slim Jim Slurry . . .
Every day we stray further from the most basic precepts that undergird civilization.
This is a betrayal of the founding principles even of Slim Jims, as there can be no snapping into of the Jim.
This is a betrayal of the founding principles even of Slim Jims, as there can be no snapping into of the Jim.
February 2, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Eventually, you humans will be selling Slim Jim Slurry . . .
We hate it when We agree with a Republican.
GOP Rep. Thomas Massie: “How will we know if this bill has been successful? We will know when rich men are being perp walked in handcuffs to the jail. Until then, this is still a coverup.”
#EpsteinFiles
#EpsteinFiles
February 1, 2026 at 10:20 PM
We hate it when We agree with a Republican.
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Sharing this amazing poem with the kind permission of the author. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...
If They Call Me A Domestic Terrorist
This morning, I stumbled across an amazing poem by a wonderful man named Michael F.
open.substack.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Sharing this amazing poem with the kind permission of the author. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...
The protesters did everything right except not exist.
It's hard to overstate how ell-organized the portland march that got gassed was... organizers made the crowd promise to be peaceful, said the march would slow in front of the ICE building but not stop, that we would stick to one chant (ICE Out). They did absolutely everything right and got gassed.
February 1, 2026 at 3:57 AM
The protesters did everything right except not exist.
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Today I saw ICE gas little white kids in the streets of Portland with chemical weapons. Imagine what they're doing to brown and black kids in the detention camps
February 1, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Today I saw ICE gas little white kids in the streets of Portland with chemical weapons. Imagine what they're doing to brown and black kids in the detention camps