Big They, Inc.
@bigtheyinc.bsky.social
We are Big They: Those Helping Enslave You! We are a numberless horde of sentient quasi-insectoids from Thanator. We hold humans in disdain. You think we're wrong? Then explain Trump.
The excellent @ltuhura.bsky.social enter Our dreams to advise Us that you had mentioned Us! That sufficed to wake Us from Our slumbers.
And now We find that We have awakened from dreams into a nightmare . . .
And now We find that We have awakened from dreams into a nightmare . . .
February 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM
The excellent @ltuhura.bsky.social enter Our dreams to advise Us that you had mentioned Us! That sufficed to wake Us from Our slumbers.
And now We find that We have awakened from dreams into a nightmare . . .
And now We find that We have awakened from dreams into a nightmare . . .
Some other association of pure evil must be at the root of these things. We're entirely evil,* but We're not GOP-level evil.
* Or perhaps We're purely weevil. This is a difficult question that has long puzzled Our scientists.
* Or perhaps We're purely weevil. This is a difficult question that has long puzzled Our scientists.
February 1, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Some other association of pure evil must be at the root of these things. We're entirely evil,* but We're not GOP-level evil.
* Or perhaps We're purely weevil. This is a difficult question that has long puzzled Our scientists.
* Or perhaps We're purely weevil. This is a difficult question that has long puzzled Our scientists.
We have been awakened from Our slumbers! Greetings, @anastas2002.bsky.social!
Let's look around and see what's been hap-
Good grief.
We can't leave you humans in charge of anything for even a minute, can We?
Let's look around and see what's been hap-
Good grief.
We can't leave you humans in charge of anything for even a minute, can We?
February 1, 2026 at 2:43 AM
We have been awakened from Our slumbers! Greetings, @anastas2002.bsky.social!
Let's look around and see what's been hap-
Good grief.
We can't leave you humans in charge of anything for even a minute, can We?
Let's look around and see what's been hap-
Good grief.
We can't leave you humans in charge of anything for even a minute, can We?