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UVIJ8
@bigbrain61.bsky.social
Writer, gamer, yeller into microphones.
Hi. Sorry I haven’t been over here lately. How’re you all?
October 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
@bigsamthompson.bsky.social I think the Sabres owe you royalties:
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My last two trips to an airport, I have seen two different people wearing a shirt that says, “don’t bully me, I’ll cum.”

Like…
August 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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In England, they ban plastic lids on bottles. Meanwhile in Philadelphia:
June 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Just days ago, he posted this deranged garbage. But you're giving him a softball interview, @steveinskeep.bsky.social?
June 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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This image from HRC goes so hard
May 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Did you know someone reverse-engineered the Weather Channel computer system from the 80s/90s and now you can generate your own private weather channel for your location?

weatherstar.netbymatt.com
May 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
5yo: “Is Delaware even a state?”
May 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Lurie had zero fucks left to give and let them hear it.
May 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
May 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
May 15, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Everything dies
Baby that’s a fact
But maybe everything that dies
Someday comes back

Put your makeup on
Make your hair look pretty
And meet me tonight
In Atlantic City
May 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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An Eagles home opener against the Cowboys means this whole Summer is Dallas Week.
May 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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new pope!

*crowd goes wild*

American pope!

*crowd boos*

woke for an American!

*crowd goes wild*

bad on protecting abusive priests!

*crowd boos*

hates JD Vance!

*crowd goes wild*
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Whoa whoa what’s this about a Chicago Cardinal I thought they moved to St Louis in 1960 and then to Phoenix in 1988
May 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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AND ALSO WITH YOUSE
May 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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They'll never admit it, but I bet the Conclave's final vote wasn't even close. Probably 25 or 6 to 4
May 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
May 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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yelled “raw milk” at bryce harper
May 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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The anti-trans movement: I don’t want men harassing cisgender women in restrooms

Also anti-trans movement: Officer, please send a man into that restroom to harass cisgender women!

www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...
May 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
🎶SHE HAD DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK
TRUCK
TRUCK🎶
May 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Everyone watching Pierre Poilievre eat absolute shit in Carleton and respecting Canada's bilingual culture.
April 29, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I’m proud of you, Canada.
April 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM