Hev
@bibufflizardwizard.bsky.social
they/them
Musical Comedian, Regular Comedian, Freelance Composer, Puzzle Enjoyer, Occasional Streamer.
All around good egg!
Twitch.tv/bibufflizardwizard
Musical Comedian, Regular Comedian, Freelance Composer, Puzzle Enjoyer, Occasional Streamer.
All around good egg!
Twitch.tv/bibufflizardwizard
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3 days since I wrote to you
Said I ate all the plums
But hey, what are you gonna do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me:
So sweet, so cold.
I hope that you'll forgive me.
Said I ate all the plums
But hey, what are you gonna do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me:
So sweet, so cold.
I hope that you'll forgive me.
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
3 days since I wrote to you
Said I ate all the plums
But hey, what are you gonna do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me:
So sweet, so cold.
I hope that you'll forgive me.
Said I ate all the plums
But hey, what are you gonna do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me:
So sweet, so cold.
I hope that you'll forgive me.
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It's been
1 week since you spotted me
Wiping juice off my chin
Look, I was hungry.
5 days since you yelled at me
Saying where are the plums
And why's the icebox empty?
1 week since you spotted me
Wiping juice off my chin
Look, I was hungry.
5 days since you yelled at me
Saying where are the plums
And why's the icebox empty?
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
It's been
1 week since you spotted me
Wiping juice off my chin
Look, I was hungry.
5 days since you yelled at me
Saying where are the plums
And why's the icebox empty?
1 week since you spotted me
Wiping juice off my chin
Look, I was hungry.
5 days since you yelled at me
Saying where are the plums
And why's the icebox empty?
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Aaaaaaaaahhh! But you forgot the visual effects!
(Thanks for the polycule-friendly costume inspiration, @dropoutpresents.bsky.social 🫶🏻)
(Thanks for the polycule-friendly costume inspiration, @dropoutpresents.bsky.social 🫶🏻)
November 1, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Aaaaaaaaahhh! But you forgot the visual effects!
(Thanks for the polycule-friendly costume inspiration, @dropoutpresents.bsky.social 🫶🏻)
(Thanks for the polycule-friendly costume inspiration, @dropoutpresents.bsky.social 🫶🏻)
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CERBERUS SAYS BLOW ME A KISS
October 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
CERBERUS SAYS BLOW ME A KISS
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Brighton-Adjacent Folk!
Waiting at Eldridge (my poem/story/show about mortals, monsters, & miscommunications in railway stations) comes to Brighton Horror Festival TODAY (21/10). Please come & see it!
18:30
@yellowbookbar.bsky.social
Ticket Office here:
brightonhorrorfest.com/event/waitin...
Waiting at Eldridge (my poem/story/show about mortals, monsters, & miscommunications in railway stations) comes to Brighton Horror Festival TODAY (21/10). Please come & see it!
18:30
@yellowbookbar.bsky.social
Ticket Office here:
brightonhorrorfest.com/event/waitin...
Brighton HorrorFest - Waiting At Eldridge
Waiting At Eldridge is a blend of storytelling, theatre, and poetry, where you'll encounter mortals and monsters, moving between the mundane and the magical.
brightonhorrorfest.com
October 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Brighton-Adjacent Folk!
Waiting at Eldridge (my poem/story/show about mortals, monsters, & miscommunications in railway stations) comes to Brighton Horror Festival TODAY (21/10). Please come & see it!
18:30
@yellowbookbar.bsky.social
Ticket Office here:
brightonhorrorfest.com/event/waitin...
Waiting at Eldridge (my poem/story/show about mortals, monsters, & miscommunications in railway stations) comes to Brighton Horror Festival TODAY (21/10). Please come & see it!
18:30
@yellowbookbar.bsky.social
Ticket Office here:
brightonhorrorfest.com/event/waitin...
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Encountered a particularly unsettling, (as well as generally egregious) online ad for some sort of AI porn app.
I've decided that the genre of such abominations should henceforth be called...
Unfanny Valley.
Mostly because "slop porn" is probably already in use elsewhere.
I've decided that the genre of such abominations should henceforth be called...
Unfanny Valley.
Mostly because "slop porn" is probably already in use elsewhere.
October 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Encountered a particularly unsettling, (as well as generally egregious) online ad for some sort of AI porn app.
I've decided that the genre of such abominations should henceforth be called...
Unfanny Valley.
Mostly because "slop porn" is probably already in use elsewhere.
I've decided that the genre of such abominations should henceforth be called...
Unfanny Valley.
Mostly because "slop porn" is probably already in use elsewhere.
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MUSIC FACT: Mel & Kim were able to record "Respectable" after the eleventh take.
September 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
MUSIC FACT: Mel & Kim were able to record "Respectable" after the eleventh take.
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"HI FRIZ! HEARD ABOUT THE FINGER AMPUTATION! SENDING LOVE! ANYTHING WE CAN DO?"
Well, funny you should ask.
paypal.me/frizfrizzle
ko-fi.com/frizfrizzle
Well, funny you should ask.
paypal.me/frizfrizzle
ko-fi.com/frizfrizzle
June 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"HI FRIZ! HEARD ABOUT THE FINGER AMPUTATION! SENDING LOVE! ANYTHING WE CAN DO?"
Well, funny you should ask.
paypal.me/frizfrizzle
ko-fi.com/frizfrizzle
Well, funny you should ask.
paypal.me/frizfrizzle
ko-fi.com/frizfrizzle
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The Je Spot
July 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The Je Spot
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FRIZ FRIZZLE'S FUNNY TURN
I love performing comedy, but a lot has happened this year to prevent it. A big knee. Hiccups. A disease from the 1800s. Find out how determined I am to do my silly ditties despite these illnesses this August at #EdFringe
www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
I love performing comedy, but a lot has happened this year to prevent it. A big knee. Hiccups. A disease from the 1800s. Find out how determined I am to do my silly ditties despite these illnesses this August at #EdFringe
www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
July 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
FRIZ FRIZZLE'S FUNNY TURN
I love performing comedy, but a lot has happened this year to prevent it. A big knee. Hiccups. A disease from the 1800s. Find out how determined I am to do my silly ditties despite these illnesses this August at #EdFringe
www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
I love performing comedy, but a lot has happened this year to prevent it. A big knee. Hiccups. A disease from the 1800s. Find out how determined I am to do my silly ditties despite these illnesses this August at #EdFringe
www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
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some players cannot be motivated by points or money. they need something else entirely
June 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
some players cannot be motivated by points or money. they need something else entirely
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Just catching up on Doctor Who.
April 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Just catching up on Doctor Who.
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Doctor Who's gonna have shit ratings tonight then.
April 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Doctor Who's gonna have shit ratings tonight then.
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🎵
I don't care if Monday's grey
Tuesday, Wednesday's also grey
Thursday too is also grey
It's Friday
I'm a dog
I don't care if Monday's grey
Tuesday, Wednesday's also grey
Thursday too is also grey
It's Friday
I'm a dog
April 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
🎵
I don't care if Monday's grey
Tuesday, Wednesday's also grey
Thursday too is also grey
It's Friday
I'm a dog
I don't care if Monday's grey
Tuesday, Wednesday's also grey
Thursday too is also grey
It's Friday
I'm a dog
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The Cord For The Alarm In The Accessible Toilet Is Five Feet In The Fucking Air.
Your Smiths album name is the mildest complaint you had about your latest bar or restaurant experience.
January 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The Cord For The Alarm In The Accessible Toilet Is Five Feet In The Fucking Air.
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Why was 7 afraid of 8?
Because McGann Hurt Eccleston.
Because McGann Hurt Eccleston.
January 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Why was 7 afraid of 8?
Because McGann Hurt Eccleston.
Because McGann Hurt Eccleston.