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Wald Teich
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Cardinal of the Church of Euthanasia.

I sometimes stream on Twitch.
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January 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Well since the tik tok ban is going through yall are gonna get alot more of my thoughts.
January 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
@smittywestseattle.bsky.social here's the full collection!

Also @mattwakefield.bsky.social check these out.
January 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
December 23, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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"cannibalism as a metaphor for love" what if im just really hungry. then what
December 16, 2024 at 2:59 AM
@playbalatro.com i bought Balatro today after seeing all the award nominations.... got sucked in and lost 5 hours of my day. Beautiful game. I'm in love
December 11, 2024 at 6:35 AM
I acquired my wakefulness potions.
December 10, 2024 at 6:42 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 1:06 PM
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my general advice for artists: have you tried drawing it without horse cock?
December 10, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Here's a more serious starter pack.

go.bsky.app/Ppdbu9C
December 10, 2024 at 6:41 AM
@mattwakefield.bsky.social

Yo, I thought you may enjoy this game, its basically a poker roguelite. I'm gonna buy it on payday.

store.steampowered.com/app/2379780/...
Save 10% on Balatro on Steam
The poker roguelike. Balatro is a hypnotically satisfying deckbuilder where you play illegal poker hands, discover game-changing jokers, and trigger adrenaline-pumping, outrageous combos.
store.steampowered.com
December 10, 2024 at 5:59 AM
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Like and subscribe for more travel tips to save yourself $16 USD in NYC
December 9, 2024 at 5:26 PM
I do not have access to my wakefulness potion and I am sad.
December 9, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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Choose wisely
December 8, 2024 at 1:12 PM
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I am being forced to take part in something diabolical: 10:45AM pizza brunch
December 8, 2024 at 3:37 PM
My newest Starter Pack <3. I hope this post gets traction.

go.bsky.app/BVxeLqk
December 8, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Put my evil fit on today because I'm feeling devious and exhausted
December 7, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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You can eat a big battery or a small one depending on how hungry you are.
December 7, 2024 at 3:57 AM
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I tried to donate blood but Goodwill wouldn't take it in sandwich bags.
December 6, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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CW: extreme violence

people used to gather in huge crowds to view and participate in lynchings, often festival like fanfare. photographs were used as postcards. people were often tortured to death, body parts sold in stores as memorabilia - sometimes in stores. just so we're on the same page
December 7, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Don't forget your morning asprin so you don't have a heart attack.
I love drinking 13 or 14 espressos immediately after waking up. It's my morning ritual.
December 7, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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This is Toothless. His tongue sticks out not because of a lack of teeth, but because he's so full of love he ran out of space. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
December 7, 2024 at 2:13 PM