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me: I would die for you
friend: would you give me a ride to the airport?
me: ...would you rather I die for you instead?
friend: no, the ride is enough
me: I'd prefer the other option if possible
friend: would you give me a ride to the airport?
me: ...would you rather I die for you instead?
friend: no, the ride is enough
me: I'd prefer the other option if possible
December 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
me: I would die for you
friend: would you give me a ride to the airport?
me: ...would you rather I die for you instead?
friend: no, the ride is enough
me: I'd prefer the other option if possible
friend: would you give me a ride to the airport?
me: ...would you rather I die for you instead?
friend: no, the ride is enough
me: I'd prefer the other option if possible
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The extra layer to this year’s Moevember - titled “Ani-Moe-tion” - wasn’t as impactful as last years, but it was really fun to do! I’m interested in projects that stretch and challenge my skills, and trying to adapt some into all these styles was a delight.
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 AM
The extra layer to this year’s Moevember - titled “Ani-Moe-tion” - wasn’t as impactful as last years, but it was really fun to do! I’m interested in projects that stretch and challenge my skills, and trying to adapt some into all these styles was a delight.
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Moevember 2025 is complete! I hope you enjoyed what has, once again, been a really stupid Moe-nth. Thank you to anyone who has took a Moe-ment to appreciate Springfield’s favourite bartender. Keep the Moe spirit in your heart all year round.
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Moevember 2025 is complete! I hope you enjoyed what has, once again, been a really stupid Moe-nth. Thank you to anyone who has took a Moe-ment to appreciate Springfield’s favourite bartender. Keep the Moe spirit in your heart all year round.
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Taking after The Ol' Man!
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Taking after The Ol' Man!
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November 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Universal healthcare
Share your most unrealistic expectations for the Nintendo Direct
September 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Universal healthcare
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This line has aged really well
August 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This line has aged really well
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dusty old bones
June 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
dusty old bones
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July 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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New favourite background character: giant-moustached man.
June 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
New favourite background character: giant-moustached man.
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@nickofferman.bsky.social is the absolute best 💜 Be more like him, and less like that weirdo he quoted
June 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
@nickofferman.bsky.social is the absolute best 💜 Be more like him, and less like that weirdo he quoted
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Threads continues to be the funnest social media platform.
May 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Threads continues to be the funnest social media platform.
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Going to the Diamondbacks game and it showing the birth dates of some players being 2000 makes me age all at once, like Dorian Gray.
May 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Going to the Diamondbacks game and it showing the birth dates of some players being 2000 makes me age all at once, like Dorian Gray.
To the tune of Tom Petty's American girl: "He was an American Pope"
May 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
To the tune of Tom Petty's American girl: "He was an American Pope"
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Now that we’re all sex positive should we start calling it “bumping pretties”?
April 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Now that we’re all sex positive should we start calling it “bumping pretties”?
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THE BEST OF NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER January 22,1974
April 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
THE BEST OF NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER January 22,1974
I don't know what's happening with the algorithm, butt out of nowhere my feed is filled with photos of rabbits.
April 10, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I don't know what's happening with the algorithm, butt out of nowhere my feed is filled with photos of rabbits.
I wish I had time and energy to follow baseball. However, I cannot find a way to balance it in my life between work and family. I will continue to live vicariously through others, and go to games when I can. Diamondbacks in May, and hopefully seeing some minor league games through the summer.
April 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I wish I had time and energy to follow baseball. However, I cannot find a way to balance it in my life between work and family. I will continue to live vicariously through others, and go to games when I can. Diamondbacks in May, and hopefully seeing some minor league games through the summer.