Bethany AH
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Just absolutely no one. The no one-est.
When I was in 6th grade we were assigned Lord of the Flies for school. I was in my room listening to Ace of Bass’s “Don’t Turn Around” and reading the chapter where they kill Piggy. I had such a visceral reaction to it that I still feel a little sick when I hear the song.
December 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
When I was in 6th grade we were assigned Lord of the Flies for school. I was in my room listening to Ace of Bass’s “Don’t Turn Around” and reading the chapter where they kill Piggy. I had such a visceral reaction to it that I still feel a little sick when I hear the song.
Every time I watch too many funny TikTok’s in a row, I just start crying and then it’s hard to stop crying. I um.
December 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Every time I watch too many funny TikTok’s in a row, I just start crying and then it’s hard to stop crying. I um.
There’s nothing funnier to me than the comments under a high school’s Instagram post announcing a snow day. Thanks kids, you’re bringing me joy.
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
There’s nothing funnier to me than the comments under a high school’s Instagram post announcing a snow day. Thanks kids, you’re bringing me joy.
In every generation a Julianne Moore/Leighton Meester/Mikayla Matthews is born.
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
In every generation a Julianne Moore/Leighton Meester/Mikayla Matthews is born.
I’ve been medium depressed for maybe six months, and I think I just realized it’s because I have nothing to look forward to. I’m a SaHM, haven’t worked in twelve years, and there’s just no next step for me. This is my life. It’s good by any objective measure, but it’s all there is.
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I’ve been medium depressed for maybe six months, and I think I just realized it’s because I have nothing to look forward to. I’m a SaHM, haven’t worked in twelve years, and there’s just no next step for me. This is my life. It’s good by any objective measure, but it’s all there is.
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From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
Oh no, today I was snuggling my baby, who is five years old, and thought “Maybe one more.” I also have a very soon-to-be 13 year old. I am 42. My husband has had a vasectomy. I don’t actually want more kids, but damn, I’m going to miss this part.
October 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Oh no, today I was snuggling my baby, who is five years old, and thought “Maybe one more.” I also have a very soon-to-be 13 year old. I am 42. My husband has had a vasectomy. I don’t actually want more kids, but damn, I’m going to miss this part.
If I’ve learned one thing from social media, it’s that I will never be rich enough to play Mahjong or do needlepoint.
October 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
If I’ve learned one thing from social media, it’s that I will never be rich enough to play Mahjong or do needlepoint.
Ugh, once again made the mistake of using the downstairs toilet while my kids are awake and at home. FML.
October 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Ugh, once again made the mistake of using the downstairs toilet while my kids are awake and at home. FML.
I had terrible morning sickness with all three of my pregnancies. In 2012, they gave me Zofran. In 2015 and 2020, they wouldn’t, because maybe it caused birth defects. I struggled through the sickness with unisom, which sort of worked but maybe causes dementia with long term use.
September 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I had terrible morning sickness with all three of my pregnancies. In 2012, they gave me Zofran. In 2015 and 2020, they wouldn’t, because maybe it caused birth defects. I struggled through the sickness with unisom, which sort of worked but maybe causes dementia with long term use.
More than a quarter of a century later and “automo-bills” is still genius.
September 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
More than a quarter of a century later and “automo-bills” is still genius.
I finished my last Lizard Ridge square! I went a little bit nuts and knitted 42 of them, I have to block these last four and then it’s seaming! I hate seaming hahahaha what have I done.
September 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I finished my last Lizard Ridge square! I went a little bit nuts and knitted 42 of them, I have to block these last four and then it’s seaming! I hate seaming hahahaha what have I done.
I wish I’d weighed all of my balls of Noro Kureyon before I knit them up, feel like they must be wildly different. I’m making Lizard Ridge squares, and some of them have had almost no yarn left over while some have had quite a bit. I don’t think the varied thickness explains the difference.
September 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I wish I’d weighed all of my balls of Noro Kureyon before I knit them up, feel like they must be wildly different. I’m making Lizard Ridge squares, and some of them have had almost no yarn left over while some have had quite a bit. I don’t think the varied thickness explains the difference.
I actually mostly want to know how the Jezebel witches are feeling about this.
September 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I actually mostly want to know how the Jezebel witches are feeling about this.
If there’s one thing about me it’s that when the hot guy in a teen show gets a bad grade I’ll be screaming “Jordan can’t read!!! He can’t read!!!!”
August 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
If there’s one thing about me it’s that when the hot guy in a teen show gets a bad grade I’ll be screaming “Jordan can’t read!!! He can’t read!!!!”
I’ve been thinking a lot about the guy I dated briefly the summer after high school who I was like…so unkind to. He was so hot, played guitar, and he actually liked me, and I thought he was such a loser. I hope he has a really good life. I hope he’s still incredibly hot.
August 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I’ve been thinking a lot about the guy I dated briefly the summer after high school who I was like…so unkind to. He was so hot, played guitar, and he actually liked me, and I thought he was such a loser. I hope he has a really good life. I hope he’s still incredibly hot.
I see ppl online celebrating their years of being “alcohol-free”, and other people congratulating them like it’s an accomplishment? Sobriety 100% is worthy of celebration if…you know, you have alcoholism? But these are just like, people who gave up alcohol for health reasons, and it feels weird.
July 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I see ppl online celebrating their years of being “alcohol-free”, and other people congratulating them like it’s an accomplishment? Sobriety 100% is worthy of celebration if…you know, you have alcoholism? But these are just like, people who gave up alcohol for health reasons, and it feels weird.
I first encountered Olivia Colman on Broadchurch, and then several years later when she was cast as Queen Elizabeth in The Crown, I figured out that she was white.
June 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I first encountered Olivia Colman on Broadchurch, and then several years later when she was cast as Queen Elizabeth in The Crown, I figured out that she was white.
I started lifting weights 10 months ago and now all of my kicker-length pants are tight in the calves. Like of all the places to get giant muscles, my calves?!
June 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I started lifting weights 10 months ago and now all of my kicker-length pants are tight in the calves. Like of all the places to get giant muscles, my calves?!
Peter Pan collars feel explicitly anti feminist.
June 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Peter Pan collars feel explicitly anti feminist.
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okay apparently we're all having Cubist Boob Weather for the forseeable future
May 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
okay apparently we're all having Cubist Boob Weather for the forseeable future
I really learned a lesson about how much people consider literally anything. A young man knocked on my door to try to sell me an exterior pesticide service. I told him I no, I wouldn’t be interested, because of the birds and the frogs and the food chain. This man was so confused.
April 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I really learned a lesson about how much people consider literally anything. A young man knocked on my door to try to sell me an exterior pesticide service. I told him I no, I wouldn’t be interested, because of the birds and the frogs and the food chain. This man was so confused.
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Excuse me, Mr Stipe? Yes, hi; I don't mean to complain, but I was given to understand I'd feel rather differently about crucial events such as these…
April 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Excuse me, Mr Stipe? Yes, hi; I don't mean to complain, but I was given to understand I'd feel rather differently about crucial events such as these…
I also think the entire argument about the birth rate is difficult to have because we want it to be about policies—policies that should absolutely exist in this country, like maternal health and family leave and subsidized childcare. But those policies won’t actually result in many more babies.
April 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I also think the entire argument about the birth rate is difficult to have because we want it to be about policies—policies that should absolutely exist in this country, like maternal health and family leave and subsidized childcare. But those policies won’t actually result in many more babies.
To the me who threw caution to the wind and had a macchiato at 9:30pm—you can’t fucking do that, caffeine does actually keep you up, why are you so dumb.
April 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
To the me who threw caution to the wind and had a macchiato at 9:30pm—you can’t fucking do that, caffeine does actually keep you up, why are you so dumb.