Smelsea Joy
@betabrain.bsky.social
alien mostly, here to spy on humans
pronouns: it/that/huh
just taking notes
pronouns: it/that/huh
just taking notes
chuckles in Lil Wayne
George Strait recorded a song called "The Fireman" in which he says that local men are refusing to have sex with their extremely horny wives and girlfriends and that he (George Strait) has been going to their houses and having sex with them instead. they played this on the radio
February 18, 2024 at 6:05 PM
chuckles in Lil Wayne
I searched my camera roll for sharks and found an old tangent from Reddit. Still valid.
February 18, 2024 at 3:29 PM
I searched my camera roll for sharks and found an old tangent from Reddit. Still valid.
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the Internet is a series of tubes
February 18, 2024 at 1:05 PM
the Internet is a series of tubes
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Think I’m gonna work on a drag show where I sing Sinatra as my alter ego Vinny Diamond. Real lounge lizard vibes.
February 18, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Think I’m gonna work on a drag show where I sing Sinatra as my alter ego Vinny Diamond. Real lounge lizard vibes.
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LOUDER, FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK
Why isn’t AI doing the tedious shit for creative people instead of doing the creative shit for tedious people
February 18, 2024 at 12:36 AM
LOUDER, FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK
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I want to be reincarnated in my next life as this guy.
Today I met Oshawott, a sea otter-like Pokémon who also promotes tourism to Japan’s Mie Prefecture.
February 17, 2024 at 3:02 PM
I want to be reincarnated in my next life as this guy.
I made dis monster.
February 17, 2024 at 12:53 PM
I made dis monster.
Dear self, remember to think more about memetic duplication tomorrow
February 17, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Dear self, remember to think more about memetic duplication tomorrow
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Can we get some drama that's like, normal
February 17, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Can we get some drama that's like, normal
about five years ago I predicted deplatforming would be the dystopian social engineering trend of the future
when your entire revenue stream // sphere of influence // social bubble is tied to a single platform…I don’t have to finish this sentence
when your entire revenue stream // sphere of influence // social bubble is tied to a single platform…I don’t have to finish this sentence
February 17, 2024 at 6:22 AM
about five years ago I predicted deplatforming would be the dystopian social engineering trend of the future
when your entire revenue stream // sphere of influence // social bubble is tied to a single platform…I don’t have to finish this sentence
when your entire revenue stream // sphere of influence // social bubble is tied to a single platform…I don’t have to finish this sentence
women who run with lemurs
February 17, 2024 at 5:17 AM
women who run with lemurs
there’s an insidious cultural trend of commodifying trauma as social currency as if it’s a constant conversation or a lifelong position as a victim…the thing is, those story anchor those instances in time and metaphysically tether absusers to your psyche…
February 17, 2024 at 4:18 AM
there’s an insidious cultural trend of commodifying trauma as social currency as if it’s a constant conversation or a lifelong position as a victim…the thing is, those story anchor those instances in time and metaphysically tether absusers to your psyche…
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Meanwhile, on Google Maps…
February 16, 2024 at 7:56 AM
Meanwhile, on Google Maps…
Instead of listing all the ways I’m atypical (agendered autist with a brain like buckshot among other abnormalities) I’m just gonna roll with “alien” because I certainly don’t belong here.
February 17, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Instead of listing all the ways I’m atypical (agendered autist with a brain like buckshot among other abnormalities) I’m just gonna roll with “alien” because I certainly don’t belong here.
I started making rosaries as a hobby while healing a spine injury. Turns out I’m pretty damn good at it but now I own 37 rosaries and know 0 Catholics to give them to. 😂
February 16, 2024 at 10:51 PM
I started making rosaries as a hobby while healing a spine injury. Turns out I’m pretty damn good at it but now I own 37 rosaries and know 0 Catholics to give them to. 😂
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⊃∪∩⪽ is back on the discourse, so I guess it's a good time to remind (or let the new followers know!) that I have a completely free* digital ⊃∪∩⪽ Zine available for anyone interested:
ohotnig.gumroad.com/l/ZuneDine
ohotnig.itch.io/dunc
*Donations appreciated! :D
ohotnig.gumroad.com/l/ZuneDine
ohotnig.itch.io/dunc
*Donations appreciated! :D
February 16, 2024 at 10:17 AM
⊃∪∩⪽ is back on the discourse, so I guess it's a good time to remind (or let the new followers know!) that I have a completely free* digital ⊃∪∩⪽ Zine available for anyone interested:
ohotnig.gumroad.com/l/ZuneDine
ohotnig.itch.io/dunc
*Donations appreciated! :D
ohotnig.gumroad.com/l/ZuneDine
ohotnig.itch.io/dunc
*Donations appreciated! :D
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the really disheartening thing about the prevalence of scams is that instead of talking about it like a public policy problem, we all act like it’s on every grandma to stay vigilant
February 16, 2024 at 5:10 AM
the really disheartening thing about the prevalence of scams is that instead of talking about it like a public policy problem, we all act like it’s on every grandma to stay vigilant
is there a feature request for no furries? like just a social bubble block. please no. no sexy foxes.
February 16, 2024 at 4:42 AM
is there a feature request for no furries? like just a social bubble block. please no. no sexy foxes.
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I’ve escaped the Twitter.
February 15, 2024 at 10:18 PM
I’ve escaped the Twitter.