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6'3"
Colorado guy
Rocky Mountain high
$TSLA is a Ponzi scheme
I'm just here for the ALF-ussy skeets
Pinned
So THAT'S why Wednesday is Hump Day

"LET HER COOK" GloRilla
Facts
Anyone who drives faster than me is a maniac anyone who drives slower than me is an idiot and anyone who drives the exact same speed as me is that twisted demonic doppelganger who stole my half of the blood ruby amulet please if you see anyone driving the same speed as me stop them at any cost
January 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Reskeet, Recruit, Repeat!
♻️🦋

#🖕🏼🐦✖️
#🖕🏼🗣️📖
x
X has ~18m daily USA users. @bsky.app, ~1.5m.

Is it worth 20 MINS a day to proactively recruit and bring your friends, neighbors,relatives, businesses, anyone who is or could be a user, to @bsky.app?

If Bluesky ends up with more users than the others, you destabilize musk, zuck, trump.
January 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Reposted by Nate 360° 🐿️
My check engine light came on. I whispered, ‘Same,’ and kept driving. Now it’s a game to see who breaks down first
December 21, 2024 at 11:49 AM
fElon Mush has become so unpopular that nobody wants his panel gap death traps, even at a deep discount. The parking lot at the Gigachad factory is overflowing so they have begun to park surplus unsold Teslas at abandoned shopping malls. Sure would be a shame if his car company went bankrupt 🤣
December 14, 2024 at 3:48 PM
I don't wish death upon little Bobby Kennedy Jr.

I hope he gets full-blown late stage Polio & has to spend his remaining days in an Iron Lung along w/ his worms. He's fucked 37 different women since he's been married. This is the only way to ensure he's monogamous & faithful to his poor wife Cheryl
December 14, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Tesla is a #PonziScheme & #Elon Mush is NOT a genius – he's a grifter who gets others to fund his bullshit. He's been saying EVERY year since 2013 that "full self driving" is coming "next year". His inferior technology doesn't use LIDAR. #Tesla cars are DEADLY!

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Family blames Elon Musk for son’s death while driving Tesla in ‘autopilot’ mode
Exclusive: Giovanni Mendoza, who was crushed to death in a Model S, believed misleading claims by the world’s richest man about a feature his family’s lawyer says is “not ready for primetime.”
www.independent.co.uk
December 12, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Smash
December 9, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Can we all admit that:
1. Elon Musk is a fucking retard
2. Maye Musk is a creepy whore
3. Barron tRump's Slovenian accent is cute & creepy AF
4. The whole world will be better off once DonOld croaks
5. President Vance is a terrifying concept
6. It's crazy that our 48th president is a DRAG QUEEN!!
December 8, 2024 at 6:53 AM
Fresh cut

[ALT+]
November 25, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Welp, it looks like the trolls from TwiX have found me 😭

#TwitterIsACesspool
#TrumpStinks
#nubbin
#TeslaIsAPonziScheme
#DeportElonMusk
November 25, 2024 at 8:51 PM
THIS! Is the smartest thing that woman has ever said!
#OTPHJ
#Beetlejuice
#LaurenGropert

Trump killed Jeffrey Epstein & had the FBI seize his personal safe which contained all the blackmail you can imagine and worse
#JeffreyEpsteinDidntKillHimself
#TrumpKilledJeffreyEpstein
#PDiddyDidntKillHimself
November 25, 2024 at 11:29 AM
So THAT'S why Wednesday is Hump Day

"LET HER COOK" GloRilla
November 22, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Just stumbled on this scholarly paper from the NIH that proved that #Twix is chock-a-block with incels & virgins. SAD! No wonder fElon Cu¢k bought it…

#TwitterisaCesspool #Xsux #ElonMuskManChild
#🦋
Incel Activity on Social Media Linked to Local Mating Ecology - PubMed
Young men with few prospects of attracting a mate have historically threatened the internal peace and stability of societies. In some contemporary societies, such involuntary celibate-or <i>incel</i>-...
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
November 22, 2024 at 2:04 AM
I was looking at a hot Italiano online & just said aloud, "Are you real?"
My Google, without prompting said "I'm like the air; you can't see me but I'm always here."
Bitch! First of all I wasn't talking to you.
Secondly gurl you creepy!
I can't even talk to myself in the privacy of my own home!
ALT+
a woman says they 're watching us while standing in front of a bush
Alt: Image: a woman says "they 're watching us" while standing in front of a bush. She is not being paranoid. THEY are ALWAYS watching; ALWAYS listening. You won't be paranoid either once you just accept that THEY are like the air. It’s legal for Google to listen to you and it is doing it all the time. Yes. Your phone is technically always listening. Google Assistant is always active so it can pick up the ‘wake words’ it’s programmed to recognize and start carrying out voice commands. This doesn’t mean Google ignores everything else you say. It may also be on the lookout for other “keywords” it can use to improve your marketing profile. This is why you see ads about things you talk about even though you haven’t searched for them on your phone. It's still a problem if you’re an iPhone user because even though it doesn’t have a monopoly over data on Apple devices, many popular apps are from Alphabet.That said, Apple isn’t a saint either. It has also faced lawsuits for illegally recording people with Siri. In fact Tim Apple is actually worse because he controls a closed ecosystem. Big tech companies will argue it’s just improving your online shopping experience, but it’s still a huge privacy concern. You can’t trust strangers with everything you say every day, never mind a company that’s able to make money off it. As if that wasn’t worrying enough, it gets worse: This also means a cybercriminal could listen to your phone’s recordings if they hack into your Google account or steal them from Google’s servers in a data breach.
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2024 at 3:08 AM
November 20, 2024 at 8:32 AM
Search “concert” in your camera roll and post the oldest image:

Chicago and the Doobie Brothers at Red Rocks Amphitheatre – Morrison, Colorado; July 17, 2012
@redrocksco.bsky.social
November 20, 2024 at 5:14 AM
@geoffleopard7.bsky.social I know you did it.
November 15, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Whatever you do, don't call Bryce a silly goose 🪿
Global Tetrahedron is committed to silencing all voices.
November 15, 2024 at 12:08 PM
The death of TwiX is nigh

🦋

Blue skies
Smiling at me
Nothing but blue skies
Do I see
Bluebirds
Singing a song
Nothing but bluebirds
All day long
Never saw the sun shining so bright
Never saw things going so right
Noticing the days hurrying by
When you're in love, my how they fly
– Ella Fitzgerald
Bluesky is ready to open up
Is there room for another kind of decentralized social media?
www.theverge.com
February 6, 2024 at 2:13 PM