bess
@bessoteric.bsky.social
40/f
Maker of things
Cat roommate
All-inclusive, excluding jerks
PNW
🦀🌈Nature abhors a vacuum, and nothing fills a vacuum better than a crab rave🌈🦀
✨🧞♂️Mecka lecka hi, mecka hiney ho, bitches 🧞♂️✨
Maker of things
Cat roommate
All-inclusive, excluding jerks
PNW
🦀🌈Nature abhors a vacuum, and nothing fills a vacuum better than a crab rave🌈🦀
✨🧞♂️Mecka lecka hi, mecka hiney ho, bitches 🧞♂️✨
Is nostalgia the opposite of trauma?
April 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Is nostalgia the opposite of trauma?
Turtles can't make mouse shoes! What are you, a fuckin' idiot?
- me to my husband while discussing Stuart Little's wardrobe
- me to my husband while discussing Stuart Little's wardrobe
March 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Turtles can't make mouse shoes! What are you, a fuckin' idiot?
- me to my husband while discussing Stuart Little's wardrobe
- me to my husband while discussing Stuart Little's wardrobe
Sometimes I think that Hulu doesnt know me at all.
February 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Sometimes I think that Hulu doesnt know me at all.
Last night I had a dream that I was a parrot and I was playing "roll the nut" with a bunch of other parrots.
January 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Last night I had a dream that I was a parrot and I was playing "roll the nut" with a bunch of other parrots.
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“Don’t tell me what I can’t do,”
~John Locke, from Lost
~John Locke, from Lost
December 28, 2024 at 8:36 PM
“Don’t tell me what I can’t do,”
~John Locke, from Lost
~John Locke, from Lost
December 28, 2024 at 10:00 PM
December 26, 2024 at 8:37 PM
My husband just walked in, talking to his mom on the phone:
"we arent necessarily depriving the gene pool of our genes. We dont want kids and if we forced ourselves....."
then he walked back outside.
#christmaseve #christmas
"we arent necessarily depriving the gene pool of our genes. We dont want kids and if we forced ourselves....."
then he walked back outside.
#christmaseve #christmas
December 24, 2024 at 10:51 PM
My husband just walked in, talking to his mom on the phone:
"we arent necessarily depriving the gene pool of our genes. We dont want kids and if we forced ourselves....."
then he walked back outside.
#christmaseve #christmas
"we arent necessarily depriving the gene pool of our genes. We dont want kids and if we forced ourselves....."
then he walked back outside.
#christmaseve #christmas
Reposted by bess
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
December 23, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
I'd like to get up but there's a cat on my lap. I wonder if he's aware of the power he possesses.
December 23, 2024 at 8:02 PM
I'd like to get up but there's a cat on my lap. I wonder if he's aware of the power he possesses.
From my "Open When Sad" folder
December 23, 2024 at 8:00 PM
From my "Open When Sad" folder
I'm only productive so I can feel good about chain smoking joints
December 23, 2024 at 3:41 AM
I'm only productive so I can feel good about chain smoking joints
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Reposted by bess
You are not alone the shingles virus is dormant inside you
December 22, 2024 at 2:27 AM
You are not alone the shingles virus is dormant inside you
Reposted by bess
[yelling over club music] I said the human experiment has been a failure
December 21, 2024 at 4:16 AM
[yelling over club music] I said the human experiment has been a failure
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It's that time of year where I post this one
December 19, 2024 at 4:50 PM
It's that time of year where I post this one
Okay hear me out: canopy bathtubs
December 20, 2024 at 9:41 AM
Okay hear me out: canopy bathtubs
Did yall know castor oil on the eyebrows/lashes helps them grow? I've been applying it at night and I swear its working.
a man in a suit and tie has a bird 's feathers on his forehead
ALT: a man in a suit and tie has a bird 's feathers on his forehead
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December 20, 2024 at 8:53 AM
Did yall know castor oil on the eyebrows/lashes helps them grow? I've been applying it at night and I swear its working.
My husband asked, "was TLC nice to you?" when I woke up this morning lol
a woman with red hair and black lips is wearing a black top and a black cape .
ALT: a woman with red hair and black lips is wearing a black top and a black cape .
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December 20, 2024 at 8:11 AM
My husband asked, "was TLC nice to you?" when I woke up this morning lol
Last night I dreamt that 90s TLC was stalking me and I was very annoyed with them. They were knocking on the glass door of my hotel room and I yelled "LEAVE ME ALONE TLC" and they walked away, sad.
three girls wearing shirts that say cross move elevate and cross color
ALT: three girls wearing shirts that say cross move elevate and cross color
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December 18, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Last night I dreamt that 90s TLC was stalking me and I was very annoyed with them. They were knocking on the glass door of my hotel room and I yelled "LEAVE ME ALONE TLC" and they walked away, sad.
