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bess
@bessoteric.bsky.social
40/f
Maker of things
Cat roommate
All-inclusive, excluding jerks
PNW

🦀🌈Nature abhors a vacuum, and nothing fills a vacuum better than a crab rave🌈🦀

✨🧞‍♂️Mecka lecka hi, mecka hiney ho, bitches 🧞‍♂️✨
You'll live as long as you dont get the sugar-free kind
February 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Fault in our stars? Really?
February 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
This is why companies no longer put customer service numbers on the packaging
December 23, 2024 at 8:13 PM
He knows his worth!
December 22, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I minored in philosophy, so...
December 22, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Try and process but try and avoid a spiral. Dont forget to be kind to yourself.
December 22, 2024 at 9:43 PM
It was later reasoned by Schopenhauer, as everyone knows, that groove is indeed in the heart.
December 22, 2024 at 9:42 PM
I showed him my Strongbadia keychain and it was forever.
December 22, 2024 at 8:52 PM
The first time I heard my husband's Strongbad impression, I knew he was the one.
December 22, 2024 at 7:29 PM