Bespoke Swears
@bespokeswears.bsky.social
Grumpy old lesbian in small-town Aotearoa. Amateur bagel baker, gardener, bird nerd. Rants about NZ politics, feminism, human rights and evil supermarkets guaranteed. She/her.
I've spent way too much time at work making this gif, to send to a customer who emailed me to express their anger at my use of the word 'Aotearoa'.
This song was released in 1982, and I don't recall any people having fucking conniptions about it. (But I was 6, so maybe I missed it?)
This song was released in 1982, and I don't recall any people having fucking conniptions about it. (But I was 6, so maybe I missed it?)
October 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I've spent way too much time at work making this gif, to send to a customer who emailed me to express their anger at my use of the word 'Aotearoa'.
This song was released in 1982, and I don't recall any people having fucking conniptions about it. (But I was 6, so maybe I missed it?)
This song was released in 1982, and I don't recall any people having fucking conniptions about it. (But I was 6, so maybe I missed it?)
How am I supposed to work when there's a dog chasing rabbits in my office?
August 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
How am I supposed to work when there's a dog chasing rabbits in my office?