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Bespoke Swears
@bespokeswears.bsky.social
Grumpy old lesbian in small-town Aotearoa. Amateur bagel baker, gardener, bird nerd. Rants about NZ politics, feminism, human rights and evil supermarkets guaranteed. She/her.
Well this made me laugh out loud, bitterly. Foodstuffs doesn't 'support' suppliers, they run us into the fucking ground. I wonder how many times the sushi supplier asked them if they could put his prices up, and they said no.
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Right?! I can think of so many better uses for $6m.
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
All the time! We never have self-raising flour.
November 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Surely if laws are being made based on these phone calls, then the phone calls are OIA-able. How can we ensure he is held to account for these fabrications that turn into shitty legislation?! GAH!
November 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Better than what?!
November 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If only there was a MORE DIRECT way NZ supermarkets could help solve this cost of living crisis! 🙄
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Thank you for sharing this. There are loads around my house in flower, but I've never seen them up close. Gorgeous!
November 2, 2025 at 6:53 AM
‘Dogs that have never lived in a house finding out about couches’ is my favourite genre of animal photography.
October 31, 2025 at 2:54 AM
But, but, but National said before the election that their scant-on-details, un-costed water plans would be cheaper and better for everyone! How could they get it so wrong, and how are they going to blame it on Labour?! 😠
October 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
One of the mechanics at our VTNZ has hung their flu tracking certificate on the wall 😁
October 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I saw that it’s a Mt Difficulty wine, so should have a fairly decent cellar life. I think I’ve got one from the same vintage - saving it for a special occasion 😌
October 13, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I was talking to a person who’s business is hospo-adjacent. She said it’s the toughest it’s ever been, but “the last govt helped everyone too much during covid and now we’re too soft and wait for the govt to help us”. 😳 She got a polite, restrained, furious earful from me.
October 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Ready to drink now, and could possibly be okay for another few years 🍷
October 13, 2025 at 8:42 AM
My region too. I'm fucking furious.
October 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM