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Rob
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Writes a bit
Here’s a new short story I’ve written and of course, it’s a ghost story 👻

open.substack.com/pub/bertiesc...
Hand on the Cuploa
by Robert Lingham
open.substack.com
December 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Also, calling Russell Brand a comedian is like calling Tommy Robinson a journalist.

There is no evidence he is or ever was.
December 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Fan-smegging-tastic!
October 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Still can’t believe I met Colin Baker last week and I asked if he was the voice of the moon on Cebebbies Bedtime Stories

He said he isn’t but I’m still not convinced 😝
July 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I met the Doctor (6), Davros and Holly today! ☺️
June 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Was going to do one of those boxset sliding into place videos but I’ve got a problem guys
March 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Going to build this tonight ☺️
February 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
My best attempt at photographing a couple of planets tonight. The brightest specks are Mars of the left and Jupiter on the right. If you squint, Orion’s Belt is in there too
January 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Applied for five jobs today. Really hope I get somewhere with one of them 🤞🏻
January 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Day 5 of having the flu. How can I still not be feeling better? Like at all? 🤒
December 28, 2024 at 8:55 AM
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The NYPD working on their press release about the assassin
December 7, 2024 at 11:06 AM
Never liked Greg Wallace since he was on Room 101 and wanted to put in all live music.

Tit
December 1, 2024 at 1:37 PM
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Your annual reminder that Phil Collins didn't have to go that hard on Do They Know It's Christmas? but he did, he did that for us #BandAid
November 25, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Just seen a bunch of houses with Christmas lights up. Lovely stuff and everything and I’m not wondering if it’s too early to put ours up, but a more important question.

Is it too early to watch Love Actually?
November 17, 2024 at 5:27 PM
This app is like a Time Machine. It does feel like how the old bird did back in 2011. Not many features, everyone is just conversing, posting their own funny jokes and pics. Just having a good time.
November 15, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Soul crushing news….

My Blake’s 7 boxset is lost 🤦🏼‍♂️
November 15, 2024 at 10:04 AM
@tomfan-photos.bsky.social thanks for the follow. Great seeing your Doctor Who action figure pics and mods. Here’s my best effort 😬
November 14, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
November 14, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:

(This isn’t going to be a long list)

1. Supermart bod (can’t name because I’m still there)
2. Script writer

That’s it
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:

1. Face painter at Aston Villa
2. Insurance claims handler
3. Sputum collector on a Cystic fibrosis ward
4. Cloakroom scowler
5. Repacker of ex-catalogue goods x
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:

1. Animal handler for film, TV and stage
2. Paperboy
3. McDonald's
4. Data entry for Aviva
5. Worked in one of the most gruesome nightclubs in the south
November 14, 2024 at 7:20 AM
It’s alright on here isn’t it.
It’s nice scrolling through not seeing ads for stupid T-shirts and accounting firms 👍🏻
November 14, 2024 at 7:16 AM
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25 years ago this very evening, on Saturday 13th November 1999, BBC2 dedicated a whole night - well, just over three and a half hours - to Doctor Who.

With no prospect of a new series on the horizon, it was one of the most exciting nights of the year for a 14 year old Who-mad lad. #DoctorWho
November 13, 2024 at 6:56 PM
What’s happening here then
November 13, 2024 at 3:20 PM