Scott-ish
@berianagrande.bsky.social
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but:
1. We do not clap when the plane lands 🚫👏🏻
2. They will not hold the plane for your. 🚫🏃🏻➡️✈️
Pronouns: He/Him/Himbo/That Bitch
1. We do not clap when the plane lands 🚫👏🏻
2. They will not hold the plane for your. 🚫🏃🏻➡️✈️
Pronouns: He/Him/Himbo/That Bitch
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"Abortion was made legal underwater nearly 50 years ago in Salmon Roe v. Wave, yet there is still a stigma attached to what is no more serious a procedure than allowing a goby fish to clean the parasites from my gills."
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If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral
Despite the tide of aquatic opinion flowing in favor of reproductive rights for all, marine society still gives male seahorses very little say over what happens to their own bodies. Instead, we are treated as passive baby-making machines. Meanwhile, if it were the female seahorses who could get pregnant, there’d probably be an abortion clinic […]
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March 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"Abortion was made legal underwater nearly 50 years ago in Salmon Roe v. Wave, yet there is still a stigma attached to what is no more serious a procedure than allowing a goby fish to clean the parasites from my gills."
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Four years ago today, I was ashamed to be an American. Here’s to another four years of America drinking bleach to kill the virus.
#justice #cracker #riot #worldstage #politics #unpatriotic #embarrasment #makeamericagayagain #biden #covid #kamalaisbrat #peopleofwalmart #gay
@aoc.bsky.social
#justice #cracker #riot #worldstage #politics #unpatriotic #embarrasment #makeamericagayagain #biden #covid #kamalaisbrat #peopleofwalmart #gay
@aoc.bsky.social
January 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Four years ago today, I was ashamed to be an American. Here’s to another four years of America drinking bleach to kill the virus.
#justice #cracker #riot #worldstage #politics #unpatriotic #embarrasment #makeamericagayagain #biden #covid #kamalaisbrat #peopleofwalmart #gay
@aoc.bsky.social
#justice #cracker #riot #worldstage #politics #unpatriotic #embarrasment #makeamericagayagain #biden #covid #kamalaisbrat #peopleofwalmart #gay
@aoc.bsky.social
Luigi on his way to meet Mario…
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#gay #bi #luigi #mangione #orangeisthenewblack
#orangeisthenewpink #thedevilwearsprada #josieandthepussycats #unitedhealthcare #mario #prisonbitch
#plumber #pipe #pipefitter #italianstallion #italian #fashion #cerulean #jumpsuit #eyebrows #prison
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#gay #bi #luigi #mangione #orangeisthenewblack
#orangeisthenewpink #thedevilwearsprada #josieandthepussycats #unitedhealthcare #mario #prisonbitch
#plumber #pipe #pipefitter #italianstallion #italian #fashion #cerulean #jumpsuit #eyebrows #prison
December 23, 2024 at 7:57 AM
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Humanity, just one question:
WHY?!?!?!
Curiosity killed the cat, and civilizations.
WHY?!?!?!
Curiosity killed the cat, and civilizations.
A group of scientists has sounded an alarm about the potential creation of mirror bacteria — synthetic organisms in which the molecular structure found in nature is reversed and could put humans, animals and plants at risk of exposure to dangerous pathogens
Mirror bacteria may constitute ‘radical departure from known life,’ scientists warn | CNN
Experts sounded an alarm about the potentially lethal risks of creating mirror bacteria, synthetic organisms in which the molecular structure found in nature is reversed.
www.cnn.com
December 18, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Humanity, just one question:
WHY?!?!?!
Curiosity killed the cat, and civilizations.
WHY?!?!?!
Curiosity killed the cat, and civilizations.
Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton… Proudly supporting this #MAGA administration. 💅 🏳️🌈
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#makeamericagayagain #gay #rocktheslutvote #regulategunsnotwomen #bodyofchoice #sassy #nastywomen #pinkhat #thatshot #sanasa #lindsaylohan #britneyspears #parishilton #nicolerichie #brat #saygay
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#makeamericagayagain #gay #rocktheslutvote #regulategunsnotwomen #bodyofchoice #sassy #nastywomen #pinkhat #thatshot #sanasa #lindsaylohan #britneyspears #parishilton #nicolerichie #brat #saygay
December 18, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton… Proudly supporting this #MAGA administration. 💅 🏳️🌈
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#makeamericagayagain #gay #rocktheslutvote #regulategunsnotwomen #bodyofchoice #sassy #nastywomen #pinkhat #thatshot #sanasa #lindsaylohan #britneyspears #parishilton #nicolerichie #brat #saygay
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#makeamericagayagain #gay #rocktheslutvote #regulategunsnotwomen #bodyofchoice #sassy #nastywomen #pinkhat #thatshot #sanasa #lindsaylohan #britneyspears #parishilton #nicolerichie #brat #saygay
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Peace was never an option
December 16, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Peace was never an option
If it’s the weekend and I’m not at work, I’m at my weekend house. Please do not expect an answer 💅🚫📞🙄
#bitch #place #paris #weekend #mondaytofriday #nophone #spottycoverage #offtheclock #emilyinparis #ericinparistexas #gay #sassy #sarcastic #weekend #cockblocked #gayinterrupted #fraanchbread #peru
#bitch #place #paris #weekend #mondaytofriday #nophone #spottycoverage #offtheclock #emilyinparis #ericinparistexas #gay #sassy #sarcastic #weekend #cockblocked #gayinterrupted #fraanchbread #peru
December 8, 2024 at 5:44 PM
If it’s the weekend and I’m not at work, I’m at my weekend house. Please do not expect an answer 💅🚫📞🙄
#bitch #place #paris #weekend #mondaytofriday #nophone #spottycoverage #offtheclock #emilyinparis #ericinparistexas #gay #sassy #sarcastic #weekend #cockblocked #gayinterrupted #fraanchbread #peru
#bitch #place #paris #weekend #mondaytofriday #nophone #spottycoverage #offtheclock #emilyinparis #ericinparistexas #gay #sassy #sarcastic #weekend #cockblocked #gayinterrupted #fraanchbread #peru
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The only "orange" we love 🐈
Orange Cats: Random Scientific and Cultural Facts - Profolus
The internet has branded orange cats as the golden retrievers of the feline world. But they are not a breed.
www.profolus.com
November 30, 2024 at 1:42 AM
The only "orange" we love 🐈
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Thou shalt not accuse others of being criminals when you just made a criminal the commander in chief. Thou shalt stop being a gigantic hypocrite every second of thy life.
December 2, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Thou shalt not accuse others of being criminals when you just made a criminal the commander in chief. Thou shalt stop being a gigantic hypocrite every second of thy life.
Failed Black Friday shopping. I did not find a Man (or Men) nor any Dick
🚫 🛒 🧍🏻♂️🧍🏻🍆 🔞
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#pride #gay #bear #cub #chub #hairy #chaser #shopping #blackfriday #single #datemeflystandby #dick #dicksportinggoods #menswarehouse #men #aqua #fly #crew #dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick
🚫 🛒 🧍🏻♂️🧍🏻🍆 🔞
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#pride #gay #bear #cub #chub #hairy #chaser #shopping #blackfriday #single #datemeflystandby #dick #dicksportinggoods #menswarehouse #men #aqua #fly #crew #dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick
December 2, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Failed Black Friday shopping. I did not find a Man (or Men) nor any Dick
🚫 🛒 🧍🏻♂️🧍🏻🍆 🔞
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#pride #gay #bear #cub #chub #hairy #chaser #shopping #blackfriday #single #datemeflystandby #dick #dicksportinggoods #menswarehouse #men #aqua #fly #crew #dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick
🚫 🛒 🧍🏻♂️🧍🏻🍆 🔞
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#pride #gay #bear #cub #chub #hairy #chaser #shopping #blackfriday #single #datemeflystandby #dick #dicksportinggoods #menswarehouse #men #aqua #fly #crew #dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick
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Sorry for the canned joke.
November 28, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Sorry for the canned joke.
PSA: If you are going Black Friday shopping, please be a decent human being and turn your phone horizontal before recording fights. KTHKS!
📹🛒🛍️🥊🥋💅
#blackfriday #shopping #karen #ken #kevin #fight #wafflehouse #canIgetawaffle #rage #punchonetwo #ko #peopleofwalmart #blackfridayisbrat
📹🛒🛍️🥊🥋💅
#blackfriday #shopping #karen #ken #kevin #fight #wafflehouse #canIgetawaffle #rage #punchonetwo #ko #peopleofwalmart #blackfridayisbrat
November 29, 2024 at 2:03 AM
PSA: If you are going Black Friday shopping, please be a decent human being and turn your phone horizontal before recording fights. KTHKS!
📹🛒🛍️🥊🥋💅
#blackfriday #shopping #karen #ken #kevin #fight #wafflehouse #canIgetawaffle #rage #punchonetwo #ko #peopleofwalmart #blackfridayisbrat
📹🛒🛍️🥊🥋💅
#blackfriday #shopping #karen #ken #kevin #fight #wafflehouse #canIgetawaffle #rage #punchonetwo #ko #peopleofwalmart #blackfridayisbrat
And before you try to set me up with your single friends, I do a pretty good job of attracting bad and toxic all by myself…
#catfish #crazy #toxic #lookingformyfutureex #dating #blobfish #single #longdistance
#catfish #crazy #toxic #lookingformyfutureex #dating #blobfish #single #longdistance
November 28, 2024 at 12:45 AM
And before you try to set me up with your single friends, I do a pretty good job of attracting bad and toxic all by myself…
#catfish #crazy #toxic #lookingformyfutureex #dating #blobfish #single #longdistance
#catfish #crazy #toxic #lookingformyfutureex #dating #blobfish #single #longdistance
No matter how hard I try, I need to work on my RAF (resting airport face)
#airline #travels #sassystew #RBF #RAF #restingairportface #scarf #eloquent #baggage #JFK #holidaytravels #crew
#airline #travels #sassystew #RBF #RAF #restingairportface #scarf #eloquent #baggage #JFK #holidaytravels #crew
November 26, 2024 at 5:13 AM
No matter how hard I try, I need to work on my RAF (resting airport face)
#airline #travels #sassystew #RBF #RAF #restingairportface #scarf #eloquent #baggage #JFK #holidaytravels #crew
#airline #travels #sassystew #RBF #RAF #restingairportface #scarf #eloquent #baggage #JFK #holidaytravels #crew
Chicken or Beef…? Fish
Coffee or Tea…? Yes
Let’s get this Friday started
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#airline #flightattendant #trolleydolly #jumpseattherapist #galleycartcowboy
#aeronauticalcocktailcreator
#cabincrew #gayby
#touchtrolleyandruntogalley #diningbygalleylight #helloboss #habibi #emotionalbaggage
Coffee or Tea…? Yes
Let’s get this Friday started
✈️🙂🙃✈️
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#airline #flightattendant #trolleydolly #jumpseattherapist #galleycartcowboy
#aeronauticalcocktailcreator
#cabincrew #gayby
#touchtrolleyandruntogalley #diningbygalleylight #helloboss #habibi #emotionalbaggage
November 22, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Chicken or Beef…? Fish
Coffee or Tea…? Yes
Let’s get this Friday started
✈️🙂🙃✈️
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#airline #flightattendant #trolleydolly #jumpseattherapist #galleycartcowboy
#aeronauticalcocktailcreator
#cabincrew #gayby
#touchtrolleyandruntogalley #diningbygalleylight #helloboss #habibi #emotionalbaggage
Coffee or Tea…? Yes
Let’s get this Friday started
✈️🙂🙃✈️
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#airline #flightattendant #trolleydolly #jumpseattherapist #galleycartcowboy
#aeronauticalcocktailcreator
#cabincrew #gayby
#touchtrolleyandruntogalley #diningbygalleylight #helloboss #habibi #emotionalbaggage
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Trump Boys Get Weird Feeling After Uncle Elon Shows Them Busty Anime Cat Girl
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November 21, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Trump Boys Get Weird Feeling After Uncle Elon Shows Them Busty Anime Cat Girl
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Just had a lovely chat with Flight Attendant Helen. Never have any trouble on her flights, she’s a real people person.
November 15, 2024 at 11:22 AM
Just had a lovely chat with Flight Attendant Helen. Never have any trouble on her flights, she’s a real people person.
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Word of the day. Or week. Or next four years.
November 20, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Word of the day. Or week. Or next four years.
If I could have only learned Math like this in school….
#dragisnotacrime #stem #dragqueenmath #girlmath #ally #schooliscool
#dragisnotacrime #stem #dragqueenmath #girlmath #ally #schooliscool
November 21, 2024 at 5:00 AM
If I could have only learned Math like this in school….
#dragisnotacrime #stem #dragqueenmath #girlmath #ally #schooliscool
#dragisnotacrime #stem #dragqueenmath #girlmath #ally #schooliscool