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berianagrande.bsky.social
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@berianagrande.bsky.social
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but:

1. We do not clap when the plane lands 🚫👏🏻
2. They will not hold the plane for your. 🚫🏃🏻‍➡️✈️

Pronouns: He/Him/Himbo/That Bitch
Four years ago today, I was ashamed to be an American. Here’s to another four years of America drinking bleach to kill the virus.

#justice #cracker #riot #worldstage #politics #unpatriotic #embarrasment #makeamericagayagain #biden #covid #kamalaisbrat #peopleofwalmart #gay

@aoc.bsky.social
January 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
December 20, 2024 at 11:05 AM
Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton… Proudly supporting this #MAGA administration. 💅 🏳️‍🌈
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#makeamericagayagain #gay #rocktheslutvote #regulategunsnotwomen #bodyofchoice #sassy #nastywomen #pinkhat #thatshot #sanasa #lindsaylohan #britneyspears #parishilton #nicolerichie #brat #saygay
December 18, 2024 at 2:17 AM
If it’s the weekend and I’m not at work, I’m at my weekend house. Please do not expect an answer 💅🚫📞🙄
#bitch #place #paris #weekend #mondaytofriday #nophone #spottycoverage #offtheclock #emilyinparis #ericinparistexas #gay #sassy #sarcastic #weekend #cockblocked #gayinterrupted #fraanchbread #peru
December 8, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Failed Black Friday shopping. I did not find a Man (or Men) nor any Dick
🚫 🛒 🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻🍆 🔞
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#pride #gay #bear #cub #chub #hairy #chaser #shopping #blackfriday #single #datemeflystandby #dick #dicksportinggoods #menswarehouse #men #aqua #fly #crew #dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick
December 2, 2024 at 10:38 PM
And before you try to set me up with your single friends, I do a pretty good job of attracting bad and toxic all by myself…
#catfish #crazy #toxic #lookingformyfutureex #dating #blobfish #single #longdistance
November 28, 2024 at 12:45 AM
No matter how hard I try, I need to work on my RAF (resting airport face)

#airline #travels #sassystew #RBF #RAF #restingairportface #scarf #eloquent #baggage #JFK #holidaytravels #crew
November 26, 2024 at 5:13 AM
November 22, 2024 at 8:57 AM
When I asked AI to generate a photo of my name, Beriana Grande.

#bear #gay #popular #wicked #popstar #onlyyoucanfightforrestfires #grr #rawr #sing #oral #orallygifted #karaoke #drag #grande
November 22, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Not only are these cookies funny as fuck, they taste great as well. The owners are two bad-ass women who do amazing things. If you are in the Glasgow area (or purposely take a trip here like me), come check out Rude Cookies. 🤬🍪 #shopsmall #supportlocal #womenowned #Scotland #Glasgow #cookies #cafe
November 21, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Just a friendly holiday reminder from a non-medical medically trained jumpseat therapist… ✈️

#holidayreminder #gay #er #cactus #pleasure #jumpseat #crew #carryon #vibrator #hohoho #sex #pleasure #dildo #dil-do #dil-don’t #anus
November 21, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Ready for the cold weather? ✅
New winter hat? ✅ ❄️

#lebanon #peace #beirut #winter
November 16, 2024 at 2:59 AM
40 and fabulous. Let’s go.
#fourty #libra #birthday
November 15, 2024 at 5:36 AM