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Well 2026 got to being 2026 in a big damn hurry didn't it
January 3, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Well 2026 got to being 2026 in a big damn hurry didn't it
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strangely inspirational
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
strangely inspirational
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happy new year (every year brings the event closer)
January 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
happy new year (every year brings the event closer)
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Happy New Year 2026! Ukraine will be providing the fireworks in Russia tonight.
December 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Happy New Year 2026! Ukraine will be providing the fireworks in Russia tonight.
“Trying to formulate a sex joke about Titanic getting filled up, split in half, then going down. The pieces are all there, but I’m tired.”
#quotesfromthegroupchat
#quotesfromthegroupchat
December 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“Trying to formulate a sex joke about Titanic getting filled up, split in half, then going down. The pieces are all there, but I’m tired.”
#quotesfromthegroupchat
#quotesfromthegroupchat
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Computer, kink shame me
December 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Computer, kink shame me
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Computer, animate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Put it in the hand of the president. Jelly drips onto his hand.
December 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Computer, animate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Put it in the hand of the president. Jelly drips onto his hand.
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Computer, you stole my wife you son of a bitch
December 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Computer, you stole my wife you son of a bitch
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Computer, show me pictures of better computers
December 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Computer, show me pictures of better computers
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Computer, show me pictures of small horses
December 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Computer, show me pictures of small horses
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this is why I can never log off
December 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
this is why I can never log off
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Excited to report that I’ve found an all-natural alternative to Ozempic that helped me lose 5 lbs in just one week without a single injection or pill. It’s called norovirus
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Excited to report that I’ve found an all-natural alternative to Ozempic that helped me lose 5 lbs in just one week without a single injection or pill. It’s called norovirus
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Spooky Fact #11
It's still 320 days until Halloween
It's still 320 days until Halloween
December 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Spooky Fact #11
It's still 320 days until Halloween
It's still 320 days until Halloween
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I am not "playing a video game" when I'm in the character customization.
I am Victor Frankenstein in his laboratory, giggling and kicking my evil feet
I am Victor Frankenstein in his laboratory, giggling and kicking my evil feet
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I am not "playing a video game" when I'm in the character customization.
I am Victor Frankenstein in his laboratory, giggling and kicking my evil feet
I am Victor Frankenstein in his laboratory, giggling and kicking my evil feet
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The first known use of ‘conspiracy theory’ was in 1863…or so they want you to believe.
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The first known use of ‘conspiracy theory’ was in 1863…or so they want you to believe.
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die-hard | adjective | strongly or fanatically determined or devoted
Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
die-hard | adjective | strongly or fanatically determined or devoted
Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
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a serious sit-down with @fastcompany.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
a serious sit-down with @fastcompany.com
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It may have snowed last night. The signed are subtle, but are there if you look closely.
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It may have snowed last night. The signed are subtle, but are there if you look closely.
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o no I accidentally cursed your dog to explode unless a stranger pets him and tells him he's a good boy. You're lucky I - a stranger - was here to lift the curse. How old is he? Aww. Yeh, classic curse stuff, what're ya gonna do? Ooo is that your belly? Yes it is yes it is! I think that should do it
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
o no I accidentally cursed your dog to explode unless a stranger pets him and tells him he's a good boy. You're lucky I - a stranger - was here to lift the curse. How old is he? Aww. Yeh, classic curse stuff, what're ya gonna do? Ooo is that your belly? Yes it is yes it is! I think that should do it
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important to give prompts the space to decide for themselves what they want to be
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
important to give prompts the space to decide for themselves what they want to be
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"you snore in your sleep"
God forbid a man have hobbies Linda.
God forbid a man have hobbies Linda.
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
"you snore in your sleep"
God forbid a man have hobbies Linda.
God forbid a man have hobbies Linda.
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Please buy my new book "What to do In Every Eventuality: A Comprehensive Guide To Every Possible Situation with Outcomes." It has an unknowable number of volumes and is updated every picosecond. It's the sequel to my previous book "Nothing ever Fucking Happens in this Goddamned place"
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Please buy my new book "What to do In Every Eventuality: A Comprehensive Guide To Every Possible Situation with Outcomes." It has an unknowable number of volumes and is updated every picosecond. It's the sequel to my previous book "Nothing ever Fucking Happens in this Goddamned place"
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This is Archie. He's deaf and doesn't hear when his humans get home. Luckily, his little brother Frankie lets him know with a gentle nudge to make sure he doesn't miss the moment. 14/10 for both (TT: melissamilne)
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This is Archie. He's deaf and doesn't hear when his humans get home. Luckily, his little brother Frankie lets him know with a gentle nudge to make sure he doesn't miss the moment. 14/10 for both (TT: melissamilne)
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incredible new trump photo
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
incredible new trump photo
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ya, i'm dummy thicc (stupid)
November 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
ya, i'm dummy thicc (stupid)