Bensky
@bensworld.bsky.social
How do you describe what has already been said
"You're always only one post away from it possibly being your last ever post" isn't grammatically correct, but I don't care
August 20, 2025 at 9:03 AM
"You're always only one post away from it possibly being your last ever post" isn't grammatically correct, but I don't care
I may not be a 10, or even a 7... but I can roast up a chicken real good
August 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I may not be a 10, or even a 7... but I can roast up a chicken real good
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The call is coming from
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August 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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The call is coming from
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YOU GUYS HAVE HOUSES???
??????!!!!!
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YOU GUYS HAVE HOUSES???
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August 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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YOU GUYS HAVE HOUSES???
??????!!!!!
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YOU GUYS HAVE HOUSES???
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What do you MEAN I have to do tasks that you pay me for? Don't you know it's Friday?? My god man, get a grip!
August 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
What do you MEAN I have to do tasks that you pay me for? Don't you know it's Friday?? My god man, get a grip!
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The key to enjoying Bluesky is low expectations.
Lower.
Nope, even lower.
Bit more.
There you go.
Lower.
Nope, even lower.
Bit more.
There you go.
August 1, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The key to enjoying Bluesky is low expectations.
Lower.
Nope, even lower.
Bit more.
There you go.
Lower.
Nope, even lower.
Bit more.
There you go.
Before you know it, you'll run out of things to do, things to say, then the interactions and DMs will dry right up too.
Be careful out there, kids
Be careful out there, kids
July 30, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Before you know it, you'll run out of things to do, things to say, then the interactions and DMs will dry right up too.
Be careful out there, kids
Be careful out there, kids
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*Arriving in Pound town*:
I was told there would be cake
I was told there would be cake
March 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
*Arriving in Pound town*:
I was told there would be cake
I was told there would be cake
For someone who goes there for interactions, there certainly is a lack of them
July 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
For someone who goes there for interactions, there certainly is a lack of them
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I’ll be honest. This account is here as a placeholder, until I can’t take it anymore over there
March 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I’ll be honest. This account is here as a placeholder, until I can’t take it anymore over there
When all your recent DMs turn into dates, not "2 days ago" etc. You know you're doing something right, or wrong...wait...
July 8, 2025 at 7:42 AM
When all your recent DMs turn into dates, not "2 days ago" etc. You know you're doing something right, or wrong...wait...
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First rule of our sense of humour club.
1. We laugh at all who don't have one.
1. We laugh at all who don't have one.
May 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
First rule of our sense of humour club.
1. We laugh at all who don't have one.
1. We laugh at all who don't have one.
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OnlyFans, but it's just me restringing a guitar
OnlyFans, but it’s just me sucking on reeds:
Only Fans but its me cracking knuckles
July 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
OnlyFans, but it's just me restringing a guitar
Onlyfans, but it's just me listening to you speak while whisking before making scrambled eggs
OnlyFans, but it's just me restringing a guitar
OnlyFans, but it’s just me sucking on reeds:
July 6, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Onlyfans, but it's just me listening to you speak while whisking before making scrambled eggs
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Alligator Alcatraz? What’s next? Capybara concentration camp? i’ve seen enough
July 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Alligator Alcatraz? What’s next? Capybara concentration camp? i’ve seen enough
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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
December 15, 2024 at 10:37 AM
People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
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A butthole should be seen but not heard.
June 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
A butthole should be seen but not heard.
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Posts so cool you must've come out of the womb finger guns a blazing.
June 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Posts so cool you must've come out of the womb finger guns a blazing.
It's tiring being misunderstood and having to explain everything all the time
June 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It's tiring being misunderstood and having to explain everything all the time
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Elon right now but the hallways are Twitter and the Burn Book is classified information
June 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Elon right now but the hallways are Twitter and the Burn Book is classified information
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You can stare at me while I eat this banana. Makes it tastier.
June 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
You can stare at me while I eat this banana. Makes it tastier.
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In Australia we don't have sex, we mate.
March 11, 2025 at 10:57 AM
In Australia we don't have sex, we mate.
I just want the music to be louder than my thoughts
June 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I just want the music to be louder than my thoughts
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New day. New shitposts.
May 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
New day. New shitposts.