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benny bennett
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remember when piccolo from dragonball z blew up the moon? crazy stuff. just bonkers. he didnt even need to do that.
Hey, my wife and I saw you from across the bar and wanted to let you know that we really dig the movie Challengers.
May 25, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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Now tying my entire sense of self-worth to whether I have a good Balatro run or not. Can’t see any way this can go wrong
April 15, 2024 at 12:00 PM
is anyone checking on the OTHER broke girl?
April 12, 2024 at 1:27 PM
hanging a tattered and torn blank sheet of paper on my cubicle wall and bragging that my dog drew it
April 11, 2024 at 11:07 AM
crash (2005) would have been an a24 movie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
April 6, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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the matrix celebrating its 25th anniversary on easter sunday ...the wachowskis' plans are measured in centuries
March 31, 2024 at 3:52 PM
cracking open every egg I find, dumping the candy on the ground, and keeping the shell. these kids have no fucking idea who they’re up against. sirens are on the way. there’s blood on my shirt.
March 31, 2024 at 4:27 PM
🎶 comin out of my cave
and I’m doin not great
my friend betrayed me and they nailed me to wood in front of my mom
something something mr brightside
March 31, 2024 at 4:25 PM
pls play at my funeral when i died
March 30, 2024 at 1:06 PM
as we all know, humans are criminally underrepresented in film and this monster movie should definitely be about the little hairless apes who run away from the main characters
March 29, 2024 at 4:32 PM
more like Sam (bitcoin) Bank Man PRISSON man not freed man
March 29, 2024 at 4:05 PM
the presence of a Good Friday implies the existence of both a Bad Friday and an Ugly Friday but obviously Bad Friday was Friday October 13th, 1307 when King Philip IV of France arrested and executed the Knights Templar and obviously Ugly Friday was the day your mom was born
March 29, 2024 at 3:38 PM
using my worst fake british accent to sing along with kate nash
March 29, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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March 25, 2024 at 12:06 PM
oppenheimer? i barely know her!
March 22, 2024 at 2:14 AM
i did it for the vine, your honor
March 5, 2024 at 1:20 AM
boy, we sure do keep letting hugh grant just
December 17, 2023 at 1:55 PM
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Henry Kissenger is alive again. He changed his mind
November 30, 2023 at 9:13 AM
It’s about FUCKING time
November 30, 2023 at 2:33 AM
Ugh. We get it, Person On The Subway…you read ✌️”BOOKS”✌️
November 29, 2023 at 10:29 PM
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true story
November 27, 2023 at 4:52 PM
I’m rewatching all of the Survivor seasons and I wish so badly I could have been in the room with the producers before season 6 when someone said “Survivor isn’t horny enough, how can we fix that?”
November 4, 2023 at 3:35 PM
why were like HALF of any of those people at tony stark’s funeral?
October 31, 2023 at 12:19 AM
Halloween costume locked in. Now to hyperfocus on making/purchasing every last detail.
October 10, 2023 at 12:18 PM