Benny G
@benny-g.bsky.social
I write novels, draw pictures, and play music. Sometimes I even show them to other people.
So in December of 1997, two movies of personal interest to me were released a week apart, giving me the opportunity for my own private Barbenheimer. Afterwards, of course, I had an idea for a Mashup.
The story is called "An American Werewolf on the Titanic."
The story is called "An American Werewolf on the Titanic."
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
So in December of 1997, two movies of personal interest to me were released a week apart, giving me the opportunity for my own private Barbenheimer. Afterwards, of course, I had an idea for a Mashup.
The story is called "An American Werewolf on the Titanic."
The story is called "An American Werewolf on the Titanic."
I'm free! I'm free!
*closes thirty-six browser tabs as if unlocking shackles and restraints*
The rough draft is done! It's in the bag! I can live again!
If I ever decide to write historical fiction again, would one of you kindly hit me with something heavy? It's been a rough month.
*closes thirty-six browser tabs as if unlocking shackles and restraints*
The rough draft is done! It's in the bag! I can live again!
If I ever decide to write historical fiction again, would one of you kindly hit me with something heavy? It's been a rough month.
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I'm free! I'm free!
*closes thirty-six browser tabs as if unlocking shackles and restraints*
The rough draft is done! It's in the bag! I can live again!
If I ever decide to write historical fiction again, would one of you kindly hit me with something heavy? It's been a rough month.
*closes thirty-six browser tabs as if unlocking shackles and restraints*
The rough draft is done! It's in the bag! I can live again!
If I ever decide to write historical fiction again, would one of you kindly hit me with something heavy? It's been a rough month.
@stephenking.bsky.social's earliest books were about a telekinetic, a vampire, a psychic, a prophet, a pyrokinetic, a demonic dog, a sentient car, a necromancer, and a werewolf.
To him, those are horror stories. To me, that's basically poker night.
Or a hell of a D&D party.
Or a superhero team.
To him, those are horror stories. To me, that's basically poker night.
Or a hell of a D&D party.
Or a superhero team.
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
@stephenking.bsky.social's earliest books were about a telekinetic, a vampire, a psychic, a prophet, a pyrokinetic, a demonic dog, a sentient car, a necromancer, and a werewolf.
To him, those are horror stories. To me, that's basically poker night.
Or a hell of a D&D party.
Or a superhero team.
To him, those are horror stories. To me, that's basically poker night.
Or a hell of a D&D party.
Or a superhero team.
"Black Bear" isn't as interesting as you'd think in this context...
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
GO.
GO.
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"Black Bear" isn't as interesting as you'd think in this context...
If you see this QTP with a game that released the year you were born.
Yup..
Yup..
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
If you see this QTP with a game that released the year you were born.
Yup..
Yup..
I have a turkey in the oven. No, I didn't get the week wrong.
It's a practice turkey.
Mom's been doing Thanksgiving for fifty years, so I offered to cater this time. Only I never roasted a turkey before, so I've got one in the oven now. We'll see how it goes.
It's a practice turkey.
Mom's been doing Thanksgiving for fifty years, so I offered to cater this time. Only I never roasted a turkey before, so I've got one in the oven now. We'll see how it goes.
November 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I have a turkey in the oven. No, I didn't get the week wrong.
It's a practice turkey.
Mom's been doing Thanksgiving for fifty years, so I offered to cater this time. Only I never roasted a turkey before, so I've got one in the oven now. We'll see how it goes.
It's a practice turkey.
Mom's been doing Thanksgiving for fifty years, so I offered to cater this time. Only I never roasted a turkey before, so I've got one in the oven now. We'll see how it goes.
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welcome to the club, wolves
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
welcome to the club, wolves
Well, I've finally managed to drag my current in-progress within grapefruit-throwing distance of the finish line. Took about four months, which is a painfully long time for a rough draft; I'm clearly going to have to overhaul my technique.
Title announcement coming soon.
Title announcement coming soon.
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Well, I've finally managed to drag my current in-progress within grapefruit-throwing distance of the finish line. Took about four months, which is a painfully long time for a rough draft; I'm clearly going to have to overhaul my technique.
Title announcement coming soon.
Title announcement coming soon.
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Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
This week's Patreon brings the second part of "Junkyard Dog," as the callous merchant Elsefus, feeling cheated after dealing with the Dog, returns to square the deal and reclaim his "property" - with violence if necessary.
www.patreon.com/posts/143752...
www.patreon.com/posts/143752...
Junkyard Dog, Part Two | Ben_Goodridge
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November 17, 2025 at 5:57 AM
This week's Patreon brings the second part of "Junkyard Dog," as the callous merchant Elsefus, feeling cheated after dealing with the Dog, returns to square the deal and reclaim his "property" - with violence if necessary.
www.patreon.com/posts/143752...
www.patreon.com/posts/143752...
Going through my record collection.
Okay, I can KIND of understand how I ended up with two copies of Born to Run, but I need someone to answer for this.
Okay, I can KIND of understand how I ended up with two copies of Born to Run, but I need someone to answer for this.
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Going through my record collection.
Okay, I can KIND of understand how I ended up with two copies of Born to Run, but I need someone to answer for this.
Okay, I can KIND of understand how I ended up with two copies of Born to Run, but I need someone to answer for this.
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Best literary analysis ever
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Best literary analysis ever
Category: Questions that should not be asked of a Presidential candidate.
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I keep hearing about terrible behavior from companies I never use. "Join the boycott! Don't cross the picket line!" ...Okay, no problem there.
Starbucks? I don't drink coffee.
Hobby Lobby? Closest one is 100 miles away.
Chick-Fil-A? Never even seen one.
Easiest boycotts ever.
Starbucks? I don't drink coffee.
Hobby Lobby? Closest one is 100 miles away.
Chick-Fil-A? Never even seen one.
Easiest boycotts ever.
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I keep hearing about terrible behavior from companies I never use. "Join the boycott! Don't cross the picket line!" ...Okay, no problem there.
Starbucks? I don't drink coffee.
Hobby Lobby? Closest one is 100 miles away.
Chick-Fil-A? Never even seen one.
Easiest boycotts ever.
Starbucks? I don't drink coffee.
Hobby Lobby? Closest one is 100 miles away.
Chick-Fil-A? Never even seen one.
Easiest boycotts ever.
It's 106 miles to the Vatican. We got a full tank of holy water, half a pack o' wafers, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
I know there have probably been 200 versions of that gag since this picture surfaced, so I rushed to get mine in before I saw any others.
I know there have probably been 200 versions of that gag since this picture surfaced, so I rushed to get mine in before I saw any others.
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It's 106 miles to the Vatican. We got a full tank of holy water, half a pack o' wafers, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
I know there have probably been 200 versions of that gag since this picture surfaced, so I rushed to get mine in before I saw any others.
I know there have probably been 200 versions of that gag since this picture surfaced, so I rushed to get mine in before I saw any others.
Standard "Pulp Fiction or The Bad Guys?" question.
Let me get this straight, the criminal enterprise has a fixer named Mr. Wolff
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Standard "Pulp Fiction or The Bad Guys?" question.
I'm going through my record collection and found what might be the silliest one.
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I'm going through my record collection and found what might be the silliest one.
Last couple of weeks have been kind of a rollercoaster, haven't they?
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Last couple of weeks have been kind of a rollercoaster, haven't they?
I had all kinds of jokes to make about this Polaroid until I realized it was 38 years old and crumbled to dust on the spot...
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I had all kinds of jokes to make about this Polaroid until I realized it was 38 years old and crumbled to dust on the spot...
I invented the Junkyard Dog back in the '90s when I was developing furry characters left and right, but he didn't get a story until recently.
An unpleasant, antisocial Wolf owns a scrapyard, and refuses to deal with the merchants demanding he sell his metal cheaply.
www.patreon.com/posts/143216...
An unpleasant, antisocial Wolf owns a scrapyard, and refuses to deal with the merchants demanding he sell his metal cheaply.
www.patreon.com/posts/143216...
Junkyard Dog, Part One | Ben_Goodridge
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November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I invented the Junkyard Dog back in the '90s when I was developing furry characters left and right, but he didn't get a story until recently.
An unpleasant, antisocial Wolf owns a scrapyard, and refuses to deal with the merchants demanding he sell his metal cheaply.
www.patreon.com/posts/143216...
An unpleasant, antisocial Wolf owns a scrapyard, and refuses to deal with the merchants demanding he sell his metal cheaply.
www.patreon.com/posts/143216...
Sounds like a confession to me.
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Sounds like a confession to me.
Found this in my record collection, gave it a listen. Probably the driest narrator I've ever heard do anything. He sounds like he's reading instructions for changing a tire.
November 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Found this in my record collection, gave it a listen. Probably the driest narrator I've ever heard do anything. He sounds like he's reading instructions for changing a tire.
You know, I dont want to give Anita Bryant credit for...well, literally anything ever, but there used to be a time when a conservative could take a pie to the chops without making a literal Federal case out of it...
Someone once threw a milkshake at Andy Ngo and he's still whining about it.
Someone once threw a milkshake at Andy Ngo and he's still whining about it.
Jeanine Pirro tried to make an example of Sean Dunn.
She ended up delivering a hero to Washington, D.C.
www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-san...
She ended up delivering a hero to Washington, D.C.
www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-san...
DC ‘Sandwich Guy’ Found Not Guilty After Defense Successfully Highlights Absurdity Of It All
Jeanine Pirro tried to make an example of Sean Dunn. She ended up delivering a hero to Washington, D.C.
www.huffpost.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
You know, I dont want to give Anita Bryant credit for...well, literally anything ever, but there used to be a time when a conservative could take a pie to the chops without making a literal Federal case out of it...
Someone once threw a milkshake at Andy Ngo and he's still whining about it.
Someone once threw a milkshake at Andy Ngo and he's still whining about it.
Coyote Chases Roadrunner In Scene Straight Out Of Looney Tunes Cartoon
YouTube video by CBS Local News
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November 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Whoops. Forgot the gunpowder treason.
November 6, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Whoops. Forgot the gunpowder treason.