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@benh3n.com
your favorite white boy
cracked at fortnite, amongst other things
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cracked at fortnite, amongst other things
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my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
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mark cuban waking up on christmas tomorrow fully a communist. in response to confused bluesky users inquiring about his change of heart, he merely gives a cryptic answer about 3 ghosts
December 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
mark cuban waking up on christmas tomorrow fully a communist. in response to confused bluesky users inquiring about his change of heart, he merely gives a cryptic answer about 3 ghosts
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watching turning point USA events recently it’s made me realize i grieve death incorrectly, i should have far more pyrotechnics and party music involved
December 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
watching turning point USA events recently it’s made me realize i grieve death incorrectly, i should have far more pyrotechnics and party music involved
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Like I know some of you have issues w/ Hasan but this is the most truthful thing that's ever been said.
December 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Like I know some of you have issues w/ Hasan but this is the most truthful thing that's ever been said.
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December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Hey SLUTS 🫵 the Epstein files were just released 💥💥 and ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ BILL CLIT-TON ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
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everyone on one social media site uses all the other sites as derogatory terms despite the fact that theres like 5 websites left and people use at least 3 at the same time
December 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
everyone on one social media site uses all the other sites as derogatory terms despite the fact that theres like 5 websites left and people use at least 3 at the same time
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not to come off as all "i'm cool cuz i steal" but this is actually a good encapsulation of why i pirate so much media. do i want to pay for something and still get spam and ads? or do i want to connect my computer to some guy in brazil's computer so i can get the movie i want for free no catch
It is actually wild to think about how rare it is to have agency over what you consume. Our lives are dictated by algorithms. Streaming services & chain bookstores push items they deem “better” or “marketable”. In a library, our only qualifier to recommend titles is if we think YOU would like it
December 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
not to come off as all "i'm cool cuz i steal" but this is actually a good encapsulation of why i pirate so much media. do i want to pay for something and still get spam and ads? or do i want to connect my computer to some guy in brazil's computer so i can get the movie i want for free no catch
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
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LLMs do not have the genuine human connection that we had on Yahoo Answers
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
LLMs do not have the genuine human connection that we had on Yahoo Answers
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"It's like a combination of the gameplay of Castlevania and Metroid. Maybe we should come up with a name for this type of thing" - Jenna Ortega on Hollow Knight Silksong
September 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"It's like a combination of the gameplay of Castlevania and Metroid. Maybe we should come up with a name for this type of thing" - Jenna Ortega on Hollow Knight Silksong
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At a Nine Inch Nails concert wearing black jeans and a white shirt and am by far the most polychromatic motherfucker here.
August 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
At a Nine Inch Nails concert wearing black jeans and a white shirt and am by far the most polychromatic motherfucker here.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahha hell yeah dude
August 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahha hell yeah dude
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i don't even care if someone is transphobic as long as they shut up about it
August 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
i don't even care if someone is transphobic as long as they shut up about it
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listening to audio with wired earbuds: "i am listening to the device at the other end of this cord"
listening to audio with wireless earbuds: "there is a voice in my head"
listening to audio with wireless earbuds: "there is a voice in my head"
August 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
listening to audio with wired earbuds: "i am listening to the device at the other end of this cord"
listening to audio with wireless earbuds: "there is a voice in my head"
listening to audio with wireless earbuds: "there is a voice in my head"
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thank you @valkyri-anna.bsky.social for the idea hehe
August 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
thank you @valkyri-anna.bsky.social for the idea hehe
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motivational quote of the day
July 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
motivational quote of the day
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'A Minecraft Movie 2' will require theater goers to pick between Java and Bedrock screenings
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July 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
'A Minecraft Movie 2' will require theater goers to pick between Java and Bedrock screenings
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“Independence day is canceled because of fear of secret police raids” is really a level of on the nose political symbolism you just can’t make up.
LA Times - Several communities in Los Angeles County have called off or postponed their previously scheduled Independence Day and July events, citing resident safety amid ongoing immigration enforcement raids.
Fear of immigration raids force the cancellation of several July festivities in Los Angeles
Here are some of the July festivities that have been canceled in Los Angeles out of fear over immigration raids.
www.latimes.com
June 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“Independence day is canceled because of fear of secret police raids” is really a level of on the nose political symbolism you just can’t make up.
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BREAKING: Senator Steven Armstrong has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for Mayor of NYC
June 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
BREAKING: Senator Steven Armstrong has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for Mayor of NYC