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This Is Not Real Life

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If you volunteer at your local cyclocross event, you might get a chance to witness the promoting team engaging in post race shenanigans
October 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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YOURE A WALKING TALKING STORM INSIDE A SKELETON- A TEMPEST OF BLOOD AND LIGHTNING. YOU’RE A WEIRD MIRACLE AN UNHOLY RAIN A SLOSH CUMULONIMBUS CLOUD OF VISCERA AND MAGIC. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. NOW FLOAT HEAVY UPON THE WORLD AND POUR YOURSELF UPON IT
✨👻💀⛈️🌈
#insertgarbageplatitudeaboutanewyearhere
January 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
waiting for a more shiny social media post but might as well post here that i’m:

- the announcer of this series
- producing a podcast that’ll talk about northeast bike stuff
- just this topic has given me an extra ten episodes worth of material to talk about
Man the brand new XCO series in New England just put out their pricing structure and hoooo boy this is gonna go over like a bees nest under a picnic table
December 28, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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Me: life is terrible. Everything is terrible. What is even the point of trying. sigh.

Playlist: *plays You Can’t Kill Us All*

I WILL RIP THE STILL-BEATING HEART FROM LIFE ITSELF AND FEEL THE WARM TRICKLE OF ITS BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN MY CHEST AS I SINK MY TEETH INTO ITS RAW FLESH.
me: life is terrible. everything is terrible. what is even the point of trying. sigh

spotify: *plays immigrant song*

me: I WILL RIP THE STILL-BEATING HEART FROM LIFE ITSELF AND FEEL THE WARM TRICKLE OF ITS BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN MY CHEST AS I SINK MY TEETH DEEP INTO ITS RAW FLESH
January 30, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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It's a good time to watch these again.

RIP to THE legend of New England cycling.

vimeo.com/196014198
January 24, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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In a cross race it doesn’t matter if you win or lose because you get to race cross. #necx #cxlife
November 18, 2023 at 1:53 PM