Ben
@bencon5.bsky.social
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*nodding my head in agreement*
February 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
*nodding my head in agreement*
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my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
January 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
I don’t know him very well so I use the more formal NosferaUsted
December 31, 2024 at 1:39 AM
I don’t know him very well so I use the more formal NosferaUsted
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December, 34 AD:
“I miss Jesus.”
“I’m gonna bring a tree into the house. He would’ve loved that shit.”
“I miss Jesus.”
“I’m gonna bring a tree into the house. He would’ve loved that shit.”
December 21, 2024 at 6:47 PM
December, 34 AD:
“I miss Jesus.”
“I’m gonna bring a tree into the house. He would’ve loved that shit.”
“I miss Jesus.”
“I’m gonna bring a tree into the house. He would’ve loved that shit.”
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i’m definitely the best shopper in this dunning-kroger
December 11, 2024 at 4:39 PM
i’m definitely the best shopper in this dunning-kroger
When today is Wednesday but Monday was a holiday:
December 3, 2024 at 7:24 PM
When today is Wednesday but Monday was a holiday: