ben
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Cheech & Chong’s favorite plant is now 100% legal
he/him
he/him
I won a hand of poker online once for a pot of like $10. My opponent typed into the chat: “I’m going to find a way to kill you”
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I won a hand of poker online once for a pot of like $10. My opponent typed into the chat: “I’m going to find a way to kill you”
Sorry babe, my erections are powered by AWS
October 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Sorry babe, my erections are powered by AWS
Ran into my cousin last night. Not visible: I also wear a sign that says “don’t touch me or I will bite you,” it’s a family thing
October 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Ran into my cousin last night. Not visible: I also wear a sign that says “don’t touch me or I will bite you,” it’s a family thing
I just finished Lucky Day by Chuck Tingle and I really enjoyed it, so I guess now I’m gonna have to read Pounded in the Butt By the Handsome Sentient Manifestation of My Twitch Stream
August 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I just finished Lucky Day by Chuck Tingle and I really enjoyed it, so I guess now I’m gonna have to read Pounded in the Butt By the Handsome Sentient Manifestation of My Twitch Stream
If I ever meet an artist named Natalie or Nathan who paints the sides of buildings, I won’t be able to stop talking about their big Nat murals
August 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If I ever meet an artist named Natalie or Nathan who paints the sides of buildings, I won’t be able to stop talking about their big Nat murals
New York City: where you can see a world-class cast in a Shakespeare production in Central Park for free, then pay $2.90 to take the train home where a young man will vomit on you
August 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
New York City: where you can see a world-class cast in a Shakespeare production in Central Park for free, then pay $2.90 to take the train home where a young man will vomit on you
*a woman character takes her shoes off in a Quentin Tarantino movie*
Me: hmm, methinks Tarantino’s fetish is afoot
Me: hmm, methinks Tarantino’s fetish is afoot
August 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
*a woman character takes her shoes off in a Quentin Tarantino movie*
Me: hmm, methinks Tarantino’s fetish is afoot
Me: hmm, methinks Tarantino’s fetish is afoot
Me: ah man I haven’t posted on Bluesky in a while; I must not have anything worthwhile to say.
My brain: you telling me a crab rang these goons?
Me: *jumps off the couch and knocks over a lamp rushing to grab my phone*
My brain: you telling me a crab rang these goons?
Me: *jumps off the couch and knocks over a lamp rushing to grab my phone*
August 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Me: ah man I haven’t posted on Bluesky in a while; I must not have anything worthwhile to say.
My brain: you telling me a crab rang these goons?
Me: *jumps off the couch and knocks over a lamp rushing to grab my phone*
My brain: you telling me a crab rang these goons?
Me: *jumps off the couch and knocks over a lamp rushing to grab my phone*
Sleep with the abominable snowman, get
August 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Sleep with the abominable snowman, get
At Seinfeld night yelling “that’s what I love about these high school girls” over and over and people are looking at me as if it’s not a direct quote from Jerry himself!
August 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
At Seinfeld night yelling “that’s what I love about these high school girls” over and over and people are looking at me as if it’s not a direct quote from Jerry himself!
Enough with the purity tests. This is a man who’s been an advocate for decades, fought for us, fought for better ingredients, and we’re just going to throw away better pizza because Papa John said the N-word?
July 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Enough with the purity tests. This is a man who’s been an advocate for decades, fought for us, fought for better ingredients, and we’re just going to throw away better pizza because Papa John said the N-word?
My biggest gripe is: why did he call himself The Thing when he could have gone with Bengrimm Rockovich?
July 30, 2025 at 11:35 AM
My biggest gripe is: why did he call himself The Thing when he could have gone with Bengrimm Rockovich?
The rule of threes has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
July 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The rule of threes has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
When these freaks tell me that AI will be better at writing than humans
July 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
When these freaks tell me that AI will be better at writing than humans
Say what you will about people with anxiety, but tell us what it is, okay? Please, just tell us. We can’t stand not knowing! Please!
July 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Say what you will about people with anxiety, but tell us what it is, okay? Please, just tell us. We can’t stand not knowing! Please!
We Interviewed the Substance on Playing the Title Character in the Hit Movie the Substance
July 21, 2025 at 11:11 AM
We Interviewed the Substance on Playing the Title Character in the Hit Movie the Substance
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[game show announcer voice] who’s ready to vanish into a mysterious fog
June 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
[game show announcer voice] who’s ready to vanish into a mysterious fog
Em dash? Yeah, I em dashing to the settings of every app I use to turn off AI
July 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Em dash? Yeah, I em dashing to the settings of every app I use to turn off AI
All I will say about the Superman discourse is that it has made me hear the term “pocket universe” way too many times
July 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
All I will say about the Superman discourse is that it has made me hear the term “pocket universe” way too many times
Oh baby am I thinking about what I’m gonna do with all the time I’ve saved
January 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Oh baby am I thinking about what I’m gonna do with all the time I’ve saved
🎶life is a highway
I wanna cross it
like a frog🎶
I wanna cross it
like a frog🎶
January 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
🎶life is a highway
I wanna cross it
like a frog🎶
I wanna cross it
like a frog🎶
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do you guys follow The Frankenstein Project? it's a group that produces videos making fun of the monster they created
January 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
do you guys follow The Frankenstein Project? it's a group that produces videos making fun of the monster they created
Some day you and your loving spouse will be able to tell your respective AIs that you want to have sex, and they’ll guzzle the water supply of a small village then tell you both what great orgasms you had.
CEO of AI Music Company Says People Don’t Like Making Music
"I think the majority of people don’t enjoy the majority of the time they spend making music.”
www.404media.co
January 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Some day you and your loving spouse will be able to tell your respective AIs that you want to have sex, and they’ll guzzle the water supply of a small village then tell you both what great orgasms you had.
The long arm of the law sure did finally give Trump what for
January 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The long arm of the law sure did finally give Trump what for