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The most popular rural search term has been revealed
Food packaging that says “Farm Fresh Naturals”
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Ran into my cousin last night. Not visible: I also wear a sign that says “don’t touch me or I will bite you,” it’s a family thing
Ben next to a Halloween decoration of an also-bald demon creature
October 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Sleep with the abominable snowman, get
A drink cart with a sign that says “frozen ropes”
August 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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When these freaks tell me that AI will be better at writing than humans
BenDeLaCreme on Snatch Game as Maggie Smith saying “excuse me, we originated the language”
July 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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The tweet where Elon Musk says “believe what you see, not what you’re told,” and the reply that says “ok. I’ve been told you’re a genius but I’ve only ever seen you behave like a fucking moron,” but “moron” has been replaced with “Nazi”
January 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Oh baby am I thinking about what I’m gonna do with all the time I’ve saved
A finish screen of a crossword puzzle that says the puzzle was solved 3m 13s faster than average
January 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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The long arm of the law sure did finally give Trump what for
A Simpsons screenshot of a judge holding his gavel while driving his car, captioned “I sentence you to kiss my ass”
January 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Nosferatu (2024)
A courtroom sketch of Rudy Giuliani being sworn in, and he was drawn in a way that closely resembles Nosferatu
January 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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The Onion’s headline “no way to prevent this says only nation where this ever happens” modified to read “no way to prevent this says only nation where insurance companies deny life-saving care for profit”
December 7, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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RTO mandates really hitting everyone
December 4, 2024 at 3:49 AM
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Is Threads gonna have this kind of serendipitous content? I don’t think so
Two posts in a row on my timeline that make a joke about the Jesus “one set of footprints” fable.
November 20, 2024 at 2:35 PM
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Reminds me of mine!
A black-and-white dog of mixed breed sitting patiently
August 16, 2024 at 2:35 PM
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This guy is big mad that someone stole his AI prompt lol
February 18, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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Every now and then I mosey over to Twitter to see what’s happening
A sentence from a tweet that reads “Abstract art is the foundation of wokeness.”
December 11, 2023 at 2:09 AM
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Any time I mosey over to Twitter now
The mailbox in the iOS mail app called “All Trash”
September 14, 2023 at 8:26 PM
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Reskeet a photo of your fave "villain"
William Atherton in Ghostbusters
September 6, 2023 at 9:21 PM
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Baby come get these ribs!
A homemade flyer for a restaurant called “Blue Corn” that is taped to a pole. The first thing under the restaurant’s name is “baby come get these ribs!”
August 20, 2023 at 8:07 PM
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I have never been more excited to find a book in a sidewalk library
The cover of the Ghostbusters II Joke, Puzzle, and Game Book by Jim Razzi and Jack Looney
August 19, 2023 at 5:05 PM
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Who says the twitter hits we repost here have to be our own
Michael Coldcut Tweet from @nick_calico • 8h me: (drunkenly throwing my arm around yodas neck) know you--your fuckin cool in my book ya, ya lil green bastard yoda: (spilling voodoo ranger all over himself) good to drive i am,
July 29, 2023 at 2:57 PM
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Maybe Bluesky is my dog app
A mixed-breed black and white dog looking toward the sunlight
July 29, 2023 at 2:01 PM
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Babe, wake up; a new thing to call me in bed just dropped
Headline that states “46,000-Year-Old Worm Possibly Revived from Siberian Permafrost”
July 29, 2023 at 2:58 AM
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One of the things I miss most about Twitter is seeing JCO posts in between all the other filth on my timeline
A screenshot of a Twitter timeline with a post from Joyce Carol Oates discussing the state of the pandemic immediately underneath a post from @AnyaVolz talking about how Venus in retrograde has her looking through her Rolodex of exes to “get her pussy ate real good”
July 27, 2023 at 2:00 PM
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“AWOOPH”
July 20, 2023 at 11:19 PM
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What the hell did the AMPTP do to my negotiation tables? They’re filthy!
Patti Harrison in the “I Think You Should Leave” sketch about the driving instruction video with a woman whose job is “just tables”
July 19, 2023 at 1:46 PM
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Looks like posting once every couple of days and blocking every blue check and nazi you see will get your twitter account suspended
A notice from Twitter that benbrouckaert’s account has been suspended for violating rules against platform manipulation and spam
July 18, 2023 at 11:22 AM