ben
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mets fan (derogatory) in the wrong time zone
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I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
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y'all I hate you for putting excerpts on the timeline
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
y'all I hate you for putting excerpts on the timeline
one of the there-are-never-consequences-for-me real estate developers opened a car-culture-jack-off-centre after years of construction this summer and it's going so badly he floats a new proposal to convert part of it into some other use.
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
one of the there-are-never-consequences-for-me real estate developers opened a car-culture-jack-off-centre after years of construction this summer and it's going so badly he floats a new proposal to convert part of it into some other use.
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Prime Minister Carney and the CEO of a crypto company doing the coin toss together is a great chance for a deflection of "no, the OTHER guy was the one getting booed"
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Prime Minister Carney and the CEO of a crypto company doing the coin toss together is a great chance for a deflection of "no, the OTHER guy was the one getting booed"
1.45 am… going back for more altman
Seems like a good night to watch Altman's Secret Honor for the first time
November 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
1.45 am… going back for more altman
3 minutes and I already got irreversible psychological damage
Live now!!! This IS the stream you are looking for!!!! Like in the movie!!!! it's FRANCHISE FEST: STAR WARS with @thelukeman.bsky.social twitch.tv/lord_googoo
a group of stormtroopers are jumping in the air with their arms outstretched
ALT: a group of stormtroopers are jumping in the air with their arms outstretched
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
3 minutes and I already got irreversible psychological damage
*checking "interactions limited"* good.
my only remaining tie with christianity is that consider Die Hard a christmas movie and only ever watch it after the first advent sunday.
my only remaining tie with christianity is that consider Die Hard a christmas movie and only ever watch it after the first advent sunday.
November 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
*checking "interactions limited"* good.
my only remaining tie with christianity is that consider Die Hard a christmas movie and only ever watch it after the first advent sunday.
my only remaining tie with christianity is that consider Die Hard a christmas movie and only ever watch it after the first advent sunday.
japan is years ahead on pen technology…
what do you mean you got Floatune in ZERO POINT THREE MILLIMETERS?!
what do you mean you got Floatune in ZERO POINT THREE MILLIMETERS?!
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
japan is years ahead on pen technology…
what do you mean you got Floatune in ZERO POINT THREE MILLIMETERS?!
what do you mean you got Floatune in ZERO POINT THREE MILLIMETERS?!
back to having this "song" stuck in my head for a few days. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfAE...
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
back to having this "song" stuck in my head for a few days. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfAE...
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We shot our wad early with all the jokes about balls and busting; now we have to catch up on history. The 1870s – 1890s brought an eruption of rule changes that moved the Rugby game away from the Association game, and shaped the other five codes we have today.
(with @hivefleethodag.bsky.social)
(with @hivefleethodag.bsky.social)
CIAS #19.6: Barbarians, Gentlemen, and Players
YouTube video by Canuck is a Slur
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
We shot our wad early with all the jokes about balls and busting; now we have to catch up on history. The 1870s – 1890s brought an eruption of rule changes that moved the Rugby game away from the Association game, and shaped the other five codes we have today.
(with @hivefleethodag.bsky.social)
(with @hivefleethodag.bsky.social)
EU getting rid of the €150 de minimis means I won’t be able to spend €2 this well ever again 😢
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
EU getting rid of the €150 de minimis means I won’t be able to spend €2 this well ever again 😢
joke misunderstanders are the master of bluski.
only the joke misunderstander misunderstanders stand before them.
skeets are now battlefields.
only the joke misunderstander misunderstanders stand before them.
skeets are now battlefields.
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
joke misunderstanders are the master of bluski.
only the joke misunderstander misunderstanders stand before them.
skeets are now battlefields.
only the joke misunderstander misunderstanders stand before them.
skeets are now battlefields.
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I really really want to publish an article I’ve written about people putting wireless mics on weird shit and what it says about the social content ecosystem.
If anyone wants it, bang my line.
If anyone wants it, bang my line.
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I really really want to publish an article I’ve written about people putting wireless mics on weird shit and what it says about the social content ecosystem.
If anyone wants it, bang my line.
If anyone wants it, bang my line.
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For those keeping track, @baumann.bsky.social has about ~20 hours to steal a mascot's costume + motorized conveyance and use them in a violent ploy to convince a baseball player to immediately go on a date with Sabrina Carpenter or the 2nd collision won't be as friendly
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
For those keeping track, @baumann.bsky.social has about ~20 hours to steal a mascot's costume + motorized conveyance and use them in a violent ploy to convince a baseball player to immediately go on a date with Sabrina Carpenter or the 2nd collision won't be as friendly
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I don't know who needs this but someone does
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I don't know who needs this but someone does
gonna need another aurora
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
gonna need another aurora
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Oh. Someone finally fixed the crooked Boxee Box.
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Oh. Someone finally fixed the crooked Boxee Box.
too foggy to tell if the red hue is an aurora or just some kind of light pollution. No visible structures. The green is probably just from the LED street lights.
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
too foggy to tell if the red hue is an aurora or just some kind of light pollution. No visible structures. The green is probably just from the LED street lights.
huh, maybe I should go through the rest of these old boxes.
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
huh, maybe I should go through the rest of these old boxes.
we're hearing it more and more bsky.app/profile/ben....
Waiting for the /r/criterion "why is it so grainy now" takes.
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
we're hearing it more and more bsky.app/profile/ben....