A pie graph worth keeping in mind as the NIH budget plummets jamanetwork.com/journals/jam... for 356 new FDA drugs approved

My bf snuck into my house and dropped off an entire pumpkin pie during the day because I’m on night shifts this week 😭❤️

platelets implies the existence of spoonlets and forklets

Had to explain to yet another friend what a “golden weekend” is in medicine 😭

I feel seen

Followed the rules and didn’t get a parking ticket — that’s my win for today

my mother has a medical podcast where she self diagnoses her ailments it’s called my voicemail and it happens every morning at 9 am

doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids

me: that’s literally all i drink

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?