the existence of nonbinary people gently expands the pool of people who can kill witch kings

You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.

Becoming someone who values “food and cheer and song above hoarded gold” isn’t just about sitting back and enjoying your own cozy ‘hobbit life’ — it means ensuring that no one else is left without these same comforts, even when that makes you uncomfortable in the process. 🤎 #teawithtolkien

air bud implies the existence of earth bud, water bud, and fire bud.

long ago, the four buds lived together in harmony. then everything changed when the fire bud attacked

"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.

“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”

I wish jrr tolkien could do just a little bit of haunting just to fuck up those tech guys who keep naming their shitty companies after his lore

no more emails. if you want to reach me, light the beacons of gondor

if I see one more post about how being a Hobbit is all about sitting around barefoot and eating potatoes I’m going to snap. it’s about toppling authoritarian regimes through self-sacrifice and love in action!!! get off your butt!!!!

(you can bring the potatoes with you though)