Petra, known digby enjoyer
@behold.bsky.social
Hi my name is Petra and I am a homosexual alcoholic.
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When will Harbor Freight start carrying melee weapons?
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
When will Harbor Freight start carrying melee weapons?
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change of plans. feeling like I'm just gonna come to terms with my rusty cage
March 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
change of plans. feeling like I'm just gonna come to terms with my rusty cage
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Putting the beam on "Broad" today. It means that the effects won't be as strong, but they will affect more people.
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Putting the beam on "Broad" today. It means that the effects won't be as strong, but they will affect more people.
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A medical degree has at least one year of intensive training to prevent you from snickering about serious things like bollocks and arses.
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
A medical degree has at least one year of intensive training to prevent you from snickering about serious things like bollocks and arses.
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You are all fellow practitioners, to me
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You are all fellow practitioners, to me
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Friendly Advice: if you see someone you're acquainted with while you're out and about, you could always try saying hello to them
November 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Friendly Advice: if you see someone you're acquainted with while you're out and about, you could always try saying hello to them
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My foemen worship Cruel Father because they have missed crucial developmental milestones
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My foemen worship Cruel Father because they have missed crucial developmental milestones
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The lads are practicing call-and-response in the manner of the "Beastie Boys" in the hopes it will win them my favour. Wrong - the only way to win my favour is to fulfil the ore quota
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The lads are practicing call-and-response in the manner of the "Beastie Boys" in the hopes it will win them my favour. Wrong - the only way to win my favour is to fulfil the ore quota
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We need a new way, we need new methods.
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
We need a new way, we need new methods.
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When someone asks me to "consider the following" I close my eyes and breathe deeply, so the Sylphs of my thought can frolic freely across the Vale of Imagination...
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
When someone asks me to "consider the following" I close my eyes and breathe deeply, so the Sylphs of my thought can frolic freely across the Vale of Imagination...
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The machine operates by a complex series of gears and cogs, as an Apprentice Knob Polisher you are not allowed to see them, never mind touch them.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 AM
The machine operates by a complex series of gears and cogs, as an Apprentice Knob Polisher you are not allowed to see them, never mind touch them.
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It's time for your constitutional walk in the pissing rain - you're too dry
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It's time for your constitutional walk in the pissing rain - you're too dry
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my neighbor: hey bro, been getting really into stair river dancing lately. yeah it’s mostly a night sport
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
my neighbor: hey bro, been getting really into stair river dancing lately. yeah it’s mostly a night sport
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It is time to log on
a man in a hooded robe stands in front of a stone arch
Alt: Scene from Mortal Kombat 2 showing the Evil Monastery. There's a floating hooded figure at the end of a red carpet floating in front of round windows looking out at fast-moving clouds
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October 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
It is time to log on
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they should make a the cheese from mousetraps but without the mousetrap so you can just eat and enjoy without the mousetrap
September 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
they should make a the cheese from mousetraps but without the mousetrap so you can just eat and enjoy without the mousetrap
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Developing a culture of hunting and harvesting delivery robots off the street
October 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Developing a culture of hunting and harvesting delivery robots off the street
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Capricorn: Use the upcoming time change to reflect on the passing of years, or to pretend you're in a really ponderous, low-budget sci-fi movie.
October 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Capricorn: Use the upcoming time change to reflect on the passing of years, or to pretend you're in a really ponderous, low-budget sci-fi movie.
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Art thou a silk-worm? Dost thou spin thy own shroud out of thyself?
October 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Art thou a silk-worm? Dost thou spin thy own shroud out of thyself?
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the hovering ziggurats which are somehow always visible on the horizon would like to clarify that this is not, even slightly, a sex thing. their intentions are unknowable and, I cannot stress this enough, entirely nonsexual
October 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
the hovering ziggurats which are somehow always visible on the horizon would like to clarify that this is not, even slightly, a sex thing. their intentions are unknowable and, I cannot stress this enough, entirely nonsexual
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a chilling warning to america from 2004 !
September 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
a chilling warning to america from 2004 !
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No one can agree on whether berries are poisonous are not - I have seen compelling evidence from both sides.
September 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
No one can agree on whether berries are poisonous are not - I have seen compelling evidence from both sides.
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Don't want to see anything about London. Tubes? Nothing to do with me. Keep it to yourselves.
September 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Don't want to see anything about London. Tubes? Nothing to do with me. Keep it to yourselves.
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Surgeons, bunch of gut rummagers
September 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Surgeons, bunch of gut rummagers
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A2491
Why certain animals avoid light.
Why certain animals avoid light.
August 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
A2491
Why certain animals avoid light.
Why certain animals avoid light.
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YOU - I'm currently in-between names.
August 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
YOU - I'm currently in-between names.