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beepbeepboop.bsky.social
Level 2 Bosmer Commoner
@beepbeepboop.bsky.social
the world is in harmony & i'm singing a little song #eggscrew
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When we were young Bosmer back in Valenwood we used to dream of moments like this
December 14, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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parents PLEASE check your kid's candy this year. i just found a copy of "the elder scrolls: tribunal" in a snickers bar. that is NOT playable without the morrowind base game
October 31, 2023 at 9:21 PM
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does anyone know if the coen bros in conversation with the brothers chaps criterion special feature has been uploaded anywhere?
August 23, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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One of the greatest design choices in videogame history was creating a character in Morrowind and getting a bunch of boring world building and then immediately a wizard falls to his death carrying a bunch of scrolls that let you jump 9000 feet in the air and do the same thing he did
January 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
@pigfootvermont.bsky.social you've been activated
June 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Happy 23rd birthday Morrowind. May it be as grand as Vivec's own birthdays.
May 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
"Gay sex is better with elves" -Vivec, Sermon Sixty-Nine
April 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I've been wholly separated from the material results of my labo- psych!

I live in Seyda Neen, bitch!! I lost my ring weeks ago and don't give a fuck! Too busy having gay elf sex with the owner of the local tradehousr
April 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I could cast Fire Bite right now, I've just decided to save my magicka for later
April 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
"You fuck my goblin wife?!" -Goblin De Niro, Raging Gnoll
April 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Tapping into a kind of swamp divinity reached by those who learn tongues from fungi, speak auspices with snakes, whisper secrets from reeds, and the like
April 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
*visibly growing a trunk where my nose and mouth should be*
Yeah I got corprus but it's nbd 😂😂 scared of a little cough? Go cry to the hlaalu dogs LOL 🎯🤣
March 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Doordashing 1000 septims worth of raw glass for lunch 🙂‍↔️
March 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
[coquettishly] You'll get more than you bargained for from me
March 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I have a feeling you and I are about to become very close
March 16, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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"He's okay. Sour. A worrier. But he knows his job, and leaves us alone to do ours."

--Blades Agents when asked about Caius Cosades
March 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Gruel in the morn- never forlorn;
Gruel at night- terrible fright
June 6, 2024 at 9:52 PM
How could Arrille possibly refuse *me* of all people at his traditional altmer 'no loads refused' birthday orgy??
February 29, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Some creature of infinite mystery and delight has invaded my home and stolen my heart 🥹💗
February 17, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Khajiit with a moonsugar habit: fun, quirky, "do you wanna get drinks?"

Imperial with a moonsugar habit: scary, addict, "please put on a shirt"
January 29, 2024 at 12:32 AM
I've invented a new kind of lunch for guar
January 20, 2024 at 2:02 AM
The Imperial guards keep making fun of my Akaviri light novels calling them "picturebooks for children"! As if! They won't accept my books are considered high art in the eastern lands.
January 13, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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[greeting you] well met, brother.
January 10, 2024 at 6:38 PM