beelzebubz
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After an extensive study of the relationship between MAGAs and Morons, I'm ready to announce the results. The blue circle is morons, and the yellow circle is magas.
January 13, 2026 at 2:40 AM
After an extensive study of the relationship between MAGAs and Morons, I'm ready to announce the results. The blue circle is morons, and the yellow circle is magas.
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DANISH PARLIAMENT MEMBER: “🇺🇸 had 30 bases on Greenland, why did you leave? You can resume that tomorrow without attacking a NATO ally… the rationale lacks factual foundation and doesn’t stand any logic testing.”
(Unless the point is to hurt us and end NATO, a Putin/Xi goal)
(Unless the point is to hurt us and end NATO, a Putin/Xi goal)
January 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
DANISH PARLIAMENT MEMBER: “🇺🇸 had 30 bases on Greenland, why did you leave? You can resume that tomorrow without attacking a NATO ally… the rationale lacks factual foundation and doesn’t stand any logic testing.”
(Unless the point is to hurt us and end NATO, a Putin/Xi goal)
(Unless the point is to hurt us and end NATO, a Putin/Xi goal)
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U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
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It's "soup" season.
October 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It's "soup" season.
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There are two kinds of people in this world. One type hits "Skip Intro" on Peacemaker, and the rest are moral, decent, upstanding, and kind human beings who appreciate the finer things in life.
October 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
There are two kinds of people in this world. One type hits "Skip Intro" on Peacemaker, and the rest are moral, decent, upstanding, and kind human beings who appreciate the finer things in life.
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Please repost this…. Thank you.
September 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Please repost this…. Thank you.
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Did you know? If you treat Conservatives the same way they treat minorities they get very upset.
September 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Did you know? If you treat Conservatives the same way they treat minorities they get very upset.
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😂👏👏 cheers bitches!
August 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
😂👏👏 cheers bitches!
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Me: The whole week is in front of me, I can accomplish so much.
Also me: oh no I agreed to go to that thing on Thursday, the week is shot.
Also me: oh no I agreed to go to that thing on Thursday, the week is shot.
June 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Me: The whole week is in front of me, I can accomplish so much.
Also me: oh no I agreed to go to that thing on Thursday, the week is shot.
Also me: oh no I agreed to go to that thing on Thursday, the week is shot.
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Here's your LAPD when they think no one's looking
June 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Here's your LAPD when they think no one's looking
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Ingenious 😂
FFS
FFS
May 29, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Ingenious 😂
FFS
FFS