Here’s to 2026

I'm not even going to repost a screengrab of his post about Rob Reiner but man it really needs to be said every single day: Trump truly is the biggest piece of shit in the world, a man of absolutely no good qualities and seemingly limitless bad ones. Support for him is just so damning.

A democratic sweep was the perfect way to honor Dick Cheney's death. Well done, everyone. See you tomorrow.

Say what you want, but Mitch McConnell isn't getting nearly as much hate as he deserves today.

When Michael Jordan felt boxed in by his success in basketball he tried baseball. When Gary Brooks became synonymous with country he created Chris Gaines. And when JK Rowling created the most successful kids books of all time she reinvented herself as a petty, weirdo transphobia influencer.

I need to live. I need to see the memes after they die.

I do not give a shit that Tucker Carlson got in a few good zingers at Ted Cruz about Iran.

I do not give a shit that Rand Paul got in a few good zingers at Trump about the military parade.

They're soulless monsters who helped normalize Trump & put him in power.

Stop elevating their voices.

I am not enlightened enough to be like oh we should oppose threats to deport Elon Musk in principle. In principle and in theory that guy can get all the way fucked

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

One of the best books ever written, in any genre.

Celebrate Mother’s Day by letting people choose whether or not to be mothers.

I hope you love something beautiful and meaningless. For me, it's football. I don't care what it is for you, but I wish you a deep love for something that means nothing until you give it meaning through your attention.