Sophia
@becarefulsophia.bsky.social
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just learning now that there is a topps baseball card of the swarm of bees that delayed a dodgers/diamondbacks game last season. the ebay listing i grabbed this photo from is selling it for $150
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
just learning now that there is a topps baseball card of the swarm of bees that delayed a dodgers/diamondbacks game last season. the ebay listing i grabbed this photo from is selling it for $150
I feel? Insane?? Ultimate sicko baseball
October 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I feel? Insane?? Ultimate sicko baseball
Give the sickos what we want: triple OT
October 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Give the sickos what we want: triple OT
Me explaining why Layla should have ended up with Warren Peace not Will Stronghold at the end of SKY HIGH (2005) to my husband
September 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Me explaining why Layla should have ended up with Warren Peace not Will Stronghold at the end of SKY HIGH (2005) to my husband
A successful bunt? By the Red Sox?? Small ball???
September 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
A successful bunt? By the Red Sox?? Small ball???
Thinking about her (Hot Spring Shark Attack)
September 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Thinking about her (Hot Spring Shark Attack)
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Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
August 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
I’m the only one at the hang who doesn’t know someone who was in Yugioh
August 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I’m the only one at the hang who doesn’t know someone who was in Yugioh
RIP Jerry Remy you would have loved the squirrel running around the infield
August 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
RIP Jerry Remy you would have loved the squirrel running around the infield
Aristocats (I made my grandma rent this from VideoSmith every Friday in second grade)
Oceans 11 (just about every party/hangout in middle and high school)
Top Gun (commitment to the bit)
Oceans 11 (just about every party/hangout in middle and high school)
Top Gun (commitment to the bit)
Name 3 Films you've seen 10 times.
August 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Aristocats (I made my grandma rent this from VideoSmith every Friday in second grade)
Oceans 11 (just about every party/hangout in middle and high school)
Top Gun (commitment to the bit)
Oceans 11 (just about every party/hangout in middle and high school)
Top Gun (commitment to the bit)
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Cinematic Parallels
August 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Cinematic Parallels
What do minions eat? This a 100% genuine and earnest question
August 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
What do minions eat? This a 100% genuine and earnest question
Did Lucas Giolito and Walker Buehler get freaky Friday’d
August 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Did Lucas Giolito and Walker Buehler get freaky Friday’d
Gotta be Mishima
Here’s a question: who is the artist with politics you disagree strongly with, whose politics *do* (in your view) influence their art, that you still think is talented and whose work you enjoy?
August 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Gotta be Mishima
Some day I will complete my masterwork — reworking Take Me Home, Country Roads but about Massachusetts (which was the original subject)
August 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Some day I will complete my masterwork — reworking Take Me Home, Country Roads but about Massachusetts (which was the original subject)
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
“I want no more wars, I want peace, I want a machine gun” goes extremely hard. A new entry in the The Tiger Is Out canon of kid writing
My third grade letter to Santa, when I wished for world peace AND a machine gun.
August 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
“I want no more wars, I want peace, I want a machine gun” goes extremely hard. A new entry in the The Tiger Is Out canon of kid writing
Thank you F1®️: THE MOVIE (2025, dir. Joseph Kosinski, produced by Apple Studios LLC and Jerry Bruckheimer Films Inc.) for reminding my husband @trixrabbi.bsky.social to submit his work trip expense report with Expensify, Inc.
June 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Thank you F1®️: THE MOVIE (2025, dir. Joseph Kosinski, produced by Apple Studios LLC and Jerry Bruckheimer Films Inc.) for reminding my husband @trixrabbi.bsky.social to submit his work trip expense report with Expensify, Inc.
My favorite part of going to the dentist is the sunglasses that make you look like dril
June 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My favorite part of going to the dentist is the sunglasses that make you look like dril
Found a YouTube video about an old something awful thread and it activated my husband like a sleeper agent
May 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Found a YouTube video about an old something awful thread and it activated my husband like a sleeper agent
Absolute broadcast malpractice that the Clippers Nuggets game isn’t on TNT
April 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Absolute broadcast malpractice that the Clippers Nuggets game isn’t on TNT
Destroying my Spotify algo because I have songs from mandatory day school choir stuck in my head
April 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Destroying my Spotify algo because I have songs from mandatory day school choir stuck in my head
Derek White your teeth will be avenged
March 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Derek White your teeth will be avenged