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Trix
@beatrixwren.bsky.social
let the soft animal of your body fuck around and find out
Anyway, I have a literary agent now y’all. Do you think there’s an editor who’s ready to lower their standards and propose matrimonial bliss to me, in a god honoring literary way? Only time will tell.
November 17, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Tee hee blue butterflies tee hee
November 17, 2024 at 8:52 PM
And not even the fun ‘come my lady come come my lady’ version either jesus christ
Soooo shoot a dog become Director of Homeland Security. Got it.

Crazy Town...we're in fucking Crazy Town
November 13, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Hmm. That just about sums it up huh.
November 13, 2024 at 11:22 PM
So, uhhhhhhhhhhh… what a fucking week, right?
November 11, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Me colonizing Mars in the name of goofy goobers:
there is no vibe more potent than the one that exists between you and the cool rock you just found
January 8, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Maybe I should just go back to self pub and fic again. Publishing is just so demoralizing in every possible way.
September 27, 2023 at 1:04 AM
I don’t know how to explain to men on Bumble that I want them to pay the same sexual attention to me that the guy from Baumgartner Restorations pays to a damaged 17th century painting.
September 27, 2023 at 12:48 AM
Yes many people have had an impact on my life, especially the person who wrote the fic that makes me laugh every time I listen to the Tarzan soundtrack because of their sheer unmitigated AU prowess ❤️
September 13, 2023 at 9:29 PM
Kiddo is refusing to do his homework until he teaches himself the entirety of Alice Deejay’s ‘Better off Alone’ by ear so that’s how my night is going
September 13, 2023 at 12:49 AM
What’s your sign?
September 12, 2023 at 10:38 PM
Girls don’t want boys they want to hit the unfaithful guy who broke Mermaid Sadé’s heart in her No Ordinary Love video with a truck
September 12, 2023 at 8:59 PM
Man kissed me on the cheek in the middle of doing the most unspeakable things to me and when I tell you I swooned
September 9, 2023 at 12:32 AM
God god, Candela Obscura 2 is even more pants-shittingly awesome than the first one is!!! I love all my children: Dr. Gorgeous, Aunt Cat Lady, 2 Solder Boys Who Should Kiss, and also Travis Is Going Through It.
September 3, 2023 at 6:40 PM
I’m at the point in my life where I still crave a deep trusting love like the old couples who still cherish each other, but I want it in the way I want a perfectly clean house I see staged for Instagram; does that love really exist? Probably not. Oh well.
August 29, 2023 at 4:03 PM
Men sure love to piss and moan about women not giving them the attention they think they deserve on dating apps and then they’re out there serving unwashed dumbass with no bio and one photo on Bumble! Make it make sense!!
August 28, 2023 at 8:52 PM
Okay I’m finally finishing Ultimatum Queer Love and y’all is there a Kickstarter to help Xander pay for therapy after having to deal with Vanessa the Sociopath for so long????????
August 24, 2023 at 6:29 PM
Night Moves is playing at the restaurant and I’m reminded of the time I got shit-talked because another fic author thought I copied them when they actually posted after me.
August 20, 2023 at 1:53 AM
When nobody ships the tiny ship in the tiny fandom and there are no fics but it hits so good in your brain 😩
August 11, 2023 at 6:13 PM
Concept: A Knights of Ren group that exclusively does S Club 7 cover songs
August 10, 2023 at 9:51 PM
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toxic klingon masculinity
August 10, 2023 at 7:13 PM
Oh lord I’m not sure I even remember
Quote post this with the fic that got you started in #Reylo #Reylofic 🥰
August 10, 2023 at 9:47 PM
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I asked an Indigenous colleague in Hawai'i where people can donate to and these were his suggestions (1/2):

Hawaiʻi People's Fund: https://hawaiipeoplesfund.networkforgood.com/projects/200566-maui-aloha-the-people-s-response-fund

ʻĀina Momona: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/kokuamaui
Maui Aloha: The Peopleʻs Response
Support our frontline grassroots heroes mobilizing to mālama ʻohana affected by the wildfires on Maui Hawaiʻi People’s Fund stands in solidarity and full support with those individuals and organ...
hawaiipeoplesfund.networkforgood.com
August 10, 2023 at 2:55 PM
Honestly if a man ever went Full Gomez* with me I might never recover.

(*adoration, affection, interest in me as a human being, words of praise and affirmation, active empathy)
August 10, 2023 at 9:46 PM
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August 9, 2023 at 6:53 PM