like i'm honestly sorry i don't mean to be an asshole but like WHAT are you talking about. he skinned a suicidal woman alive in night haunter. marriage and children??? the guy who crucified animals when he was bored???????????? WHAT???????????

konrad curze: *orders the creation of the screaming gallery, his castle on tsagualsa is made of bones and teeth, he murders and /chews up/ serfs to make a meat statue of the emperor and has a conversation with it*

tumblr mfs: so heres how curze would be with his wife and their babies

bro was bored so he skinned and crucified a bunch of rats just to torture elver. he slowly *bit away* one of elvers legs just to torture him and force him to use a shitty peg leg. like theres canon divergence and then theres "changing a character into the opposite of what they are and represent"

yall have gotta let evil characters be evil. i'm sorry but no one should be curze posting if they haven't at minimum read night haunter. like holy shit curze is genuinely fucking evil why are you acting like he would just be a reclusive autistic or something

cannot wait to live in a place where i won’t be reminded of all the times i found my father on the ground covered in his own feces every time i use the bathroom.

i swear its like “at 2/3 health gael moves into phase 2” but that 2/3 is really up to him. like i know its computer code so it *must* be a set number but man it really feels like whoever coded that shit just wanted to fuck with players

like nah go ahead take your fuckin time brother. take your time i guess

"besties" who the fuck am i talking to lmfao

me thinking it will be fun to have a good natured PvP match in the nightmare frontier: ☺️

guy who is absolutely NOT a good sport and starts healing and using consumables like a bitch:

cannot wait to take a goddamn shower and then play bloodborne even though i'm probably not gonna have any time to play bloodborne

posting about bloodborne because my mother is taking forever to get here and i'm just sitting here anxious and slkdjflskdjfd

know i do NOT need to tell you that phase 2 beast mode daddy gascoigne has got some serious fuckin *range* with them paws

but to be fair i struggle with paarl normally so. i anticipated this just being lsdkfjslkdfjsdklfj and while the damage is there and headshots are the way to go and not too hard to land from the correct angle, it is definitely hard

oh also paarl was as difficult as i anticipated. yikes

truly riveting game play