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fromsoft freaks personal complaining account do not follow i *WILL* block you if you follow me!!!!!!!!! idk why the number wont go away but trust me theyre all blocked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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had some coffee at 12PM that i left out overnight which in the past hasn't been a problem but apparently today it was. anyway just vomited all over my carpet and had to call my mom to come help put my kid to bed while i shower and try to stop feeling so damn gross :c
December 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
had some coffee at 12PM that i left out overnight which in the past hasn't been a problem but apparently today it was. anyway just vomited all over my carpet and had to call my mom to come help put my kid to bed while i shower and try to stop feeling so damn gross :c
i never read comments or check tags because if i ever see another person say that any of the dragons in elden stink are better than midir i’m going to start sending hate mail
(/j about the hate mail but that shit does REALLY piss me off)
(/j about the hate mail but that shit does REALLY piss me off)
December 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
i never read comments or check tags because if i ever see another person say that any of the dragons in elden stink are better than midir i’m going to start sending hate mail
(/j about the hate mail but that shit does REALLY piss me off)
(/j about the hate mail but that shit does REALLY piss me off)
OH so i’d read gael was weak to poison and tried it on him once with questionable to no success but yesterday I ACTUALLY POISONED HIM!!! rotten pine resin on the sellsword twin blades actually got it done i couldn’t believe it, i actually managed to poison him *twice*
man gael really only goes into phase 2 when he thinks you've earned it huh
December 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
OH so i’d read gael was weak to poison and tried it on him once with questionable to no success but yesterday I ACTUALLY POISONED HIM!!! rotten pine resin on the sellsword twin blades actually got it done i couldn’t believe it, i actually managed to poison him *twice*
also what the fuck is up with people making fictional characters who simple Would Not Ever do the “married with 2.5 kids” thing what the fuck is up with all this the heteronormativity it fucking kills me
like i'm honestly sorry i don't mean to be an asshole but like WHAT are you talking about. he skinned a suicidal woman alive in night haunter. marriage and children??? the guy who crucified animals when he was bored???????????? WHAT???????????
December 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
also what the fuck is up with people making fictional characters who simple Would Not Ever do the “married with 2.5 kids” thing what the fuck is up with all this the heteronormativity it fucking kills me
and i know people think that saying stuff like this is 'gatekeeping' but if you have not ever meaningfully engaged with the source material whatsoever and are WILDLY misrepresenting a character then you're not even really talking about that character, you've just created an OC with the same name
yall have gotta let evil characters be evil. i'm sorry but no one should be curze posting if they haven't at minimum read night haunter. like holy shit curze is genuinely fucking evil why are you acting like he would just be a reclusive autistic or something
December 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
and i know people think that saying stuff like this is 'gatekeeping' but if you have not ever meaningfully engaged with the source material whatsoever and are WILDLY misrepresenting a character then you're not even really talking about that character, you've just created an OC with the same name
me: its so fun that 40k has such a strong presence on tumblr! let me see what people have to say about my favorite primarch, konrad curze -
*tumblr girlies uwu-ifying a literal serial killer who skins people alive*
me:
*tumblr girlies uwu-ifying a literal serial killer who skins people alive*
me:
Eric Andre GIF
Alt: Eric Andre yanking on a metal gate screaming, captioned with "LET ME OUT"
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December 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
me: its so fun that 40k has such a strong presence on tumblr! let me see what people have to say about my favorite primarch, konrad curze -
*tumblr girlies uwu-ifying a literal serial killer who skins people alive*
me:
*tumblr girlies uwu-ifying a literal serial killer who skins people alive*
me:
i signed a lease with him yesterday
inclined to mention the place was extremely nice and well maintained and clean and precisely what was advertised in his post online which were the most major driving factors here of course
okay this guy is renting out his condo and he personally re-did it with his wife and while he was showing me around he said “this is the dining room, but we only really used it for D&D” and “[insert massive tangent about something mildly related] oh sorry, i have ADHD” i was like honestly? i’m sold
December 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
i signed a lease with him yesterday
man gael really only goes into phase 2 when he thinks you've earned it huh
December 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
man gael really only goes into phase 2 when he thinks you've earned it huh
besties.........i found a car i could replace mine with......its literally EXACTLY the same make model and its manual transmission just like mine........holy shit i want it so badly AND i can actually buy it with the amount i got paid out from the guy who smashed my cars insurance
December 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
besties.........i found a car i could replace mine with......its literally EXACTLY the same make model and its manual transmission just like mine........holy shit i want it so badly AND i can actually buy it with the amount i got paid out from the guy who smashed my cars insurance
i'm asexual but every once in a while i'm like i desperatly need a boyfriend to scissor pussies with or i'm going to lose my mind
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 AM
i'm asexual but every once in a while i'm like i desperatly need a boyfriend to scissor pussies with or i'm going to lose my mind
people who are dicks about PvP suck man. why you online with the bell ringing woman alive if you don't wanna play???
December 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
people who are dicks about PvP suck man. why you online with the bell ringing woman alive if you don't wanna play???
throwing myself into the sun posthaste
December 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
throwing myself into the sun posthaste
also when i say hes fast and its easy to get combo'd i mean because while you dont have to stand *completely* still when firing the bow like you do when firing a gun, you do slow down to a molasses pace so in between multiple shots he can keep sprinting at you and if you've ever played bloodborne i
i actually was kinda worried about father gascoigne and i was somewhat right to have been; hes just so *fast* in his second phase its hard to not get wombo combo'd so i had to do a lot of baiting running in circles and only firing arrows him once or twice before doing another lap 😅
December 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
also when i say hes fast and its easy to get combo'd i mean because while you dont have to stand *completely* still when firing the bow like you do when firing a gun, you do slow down to a molasses pace so in between multiple shots he can keep sprinting at you and if you've ever played bloodborne i
about to have a wildly unpleasant conversation with my mother please send thoughts prayers and preferably some kind of making-boomers-respect-their-kids juice
December 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
about to have a wildly unpleasant conversation with my mother please send thoughts prayers and preferably some kind of making-boomers-respect-their-kids juice
anxiety medication is amazing and great but it most unfortunately does not get rid of the root and usually external factors that cause the anxiety in the first place. for example, my alprazolam does not make my mother stop shaming and deadnaming me
December 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
anxiety medication is amazing and great but it most unfortunately does not get rid of the root and usually external factors that cause the anxiety in the first place. for example, my alprazolam does not make my mother stop shaming and deadnaming me
actually losing my fucking mind my son has gotten up and peed in MY bed three nights in a row i cannot keep fucking doing this
December 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
actually losing my fucking mind my son has gotten up and peed in MY bed three nights in a row i cannot keep fucking doing this
finished ng+5 and killed the cleric beast in +6 and now is time for bed ❤️🔥 gonna have to fill daddy g’s face with arrows tomorrow/another day
December 16, 2025 at 6:57 AM
finished ng+5 and killed the cleric beast in +6 and now is time for bed ❤️🔥 gonna have to fill daddy g’s face with arrows tomorrow/another day
also this is in ng+5. holy shit i cannot believe i pulled that off
i actually fucking did it. i killed the orphan of kos with simons bowblade transformed into a bow only. holy shit
December 16, 2025 at 5:02 AM
also this is in ng+5. holy shit i cannot believe i pulled that off
i actually fucking did it. i killed the orphan of kos with simons bowblade transformed into a bow only. holy shit
December 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
i actually fucking did it. i killed the orphan of kos with simons bowblade transformed into a bow only. holy shit
like i am going to get a clip of this and gif it to spam
my friends on discord because i’m still losing it over the way the player character literally just THROWS ASS when they fire the shot
my friends on discord because i’m still losing it over the way the player character literally just THROWS ASS when they fire the shot
i decided to switch to simons bow blade and try arrows only and the fucking BOOTY pop in the animation when you fire a heavy charged shot with the bow i am LIVING liek OKAY GIRLIE WORK
December 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
like i am going to get a clip of this and gif it to spam
my friends on discord because i’m still losing it over the way the player character literally just THROWS ASS when they fire the shot
my friends on discord because i’m still losing it over the way the player character literally just THROWS ASS when they fire the shot
trying to melee only orphan of kos just cause. usually i parry h im a lot but i'm like. why not give it a try i guess
December 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
trying to melee only orphan of kos just cause. usually i parry h im a lot but i'm like. why not give it a try i guess
also potentially a seriously boomer ass take, but “they’re tired” “they didn’t mean anything by it” like i do not fucking care. that does not make this reminder that people don’t see me for who i am less painful. i am trying so hard to look like who i am and every time someone does this its just a
me: binder on packer sock in beard on my face standing in line at the grocery store
cashier: ah yes, a woman
cashier: ah yes, a woman
December 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
also potentially a seriously boomer ass take, but “they’re tired” “they didn’t mean anything by it” like i do not fucking care. that does not make this reminder that people don’t see me for who i am less painful. i am trying so hard to look like who i am and every time someone does this its just a
i want to shave my scraggly beard because it is, well, scraggly, but every time i do people start calling me ma’am again and i just am gonna end up yelling at someone in public if that shit keeps up
December 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
i want to shave my scraggly beard because it is, well, scraggly, but every time i do people start calling me ma’am again and i just am gonna end up yelling at someone in public if that shit keeps up
also, i killed lady maria before i started attempting laurence and it was far from my cleanest win and it was a pretty long fight (almost 2 full minutes) but it was still really fun :3 i love fighting her so much
i am back on my laurence hating bullshit
December 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
also, i killed lady maria before i started attempting laurence and it was far from my cleanest win and it was a pretty long fight (almost 2 full minutes) but it was still really fun :3 i love fighting her so much
i am back on my laurence hating bullshit
December 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
i am back on my laurence hating bullshit