like oh THIS the guy that won’t leave you alone? THIS is the man following you all over the land? THIS is the shoulder-waist-hip ratio that won’t stay gone when you banish him???

particularly father gascoigne feels so much tankier in ng+ cycles, like a lot of bosses feel the same but he feels super tanky and holy HELL i guess i was fuckin RIGHT???????

like fully functionally useless. can't unlock it, nothing. so i had to, for the third time since being on my phone plan (10+ years), use my insurance to order a new phone because unfortunately i can't just not have one as much as i'd kind of like to. today has been

i hate it i hate this this made me laugh so hard i almost peed a little i cant stand tumblr i swear there is just NOWHERE else on the internet that has posting culture like this

when your friend who struggles to trust says “its okay i trust you”

i am also a pyromancy enjoyer and im learning to enjoy skill/dex but like. every time i see some comment like “huge weapons are so stupid because they’re so slow it’s not worth it” i turn into that fucking scooby doo screenshot

wanted to check something and was looking at the wiki for the DS1 demon great machete and fucking cackled at this

i need him

when ive been up with my kid for 8 hours already but i check the clock and its actually only been 2.5 hours

me logging onto tumblr: my mutuals probably dont even like me 😔 i'll reblog their posts with my tag yapping like i usually do and hope they dont hate me 😔

one of my mutuals: *inboxes me a message that just says "i love you! ☺️"*

me:

like i just see random stuff sometimes alongside other tags and im always like

i say “no more” but ive never felt emotional attachment of this kind to another person besides exactly one (1) guy i dated when i was 16. ive never been romantically in love & i am not worried about that 🤙 but being aroflux means i can get Secret Third Thing attached to a mf and so for the 2nd time

me @ my feelings when the guy i’m already (aro-spec secret third thing type) in love with starts being even more sweet and supportive and wonderful and kind and lovely and amazing and my emotions start getting the best of me

tbf i do that with any and every reply to anything on my main. like gfijgfjuf you actually you want to talk to me

me when random strangers online validate my insane trans dude porn about game chars

if the thread scene i posted on friday gets two more likes it’ll be my first post ever to get 100 likes on here and i know caring about numbers is bad but i want it so bad

all day every day